User:MrMetalFLower

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All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded.
Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon.
If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint,
but such a menial task is currently outside their job description .


This is a vanity page
This page is a shameless example of egotism and is completely worthless. The author is pretty darn hot, though. You have to admit that.
Teh obligatory userboxism
This user is an administrator on another wiki.

This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
Lordiface.jpg This user is too busy eating people to make a decent article.

This user is openly Gay
and unabashedly proud.
This user hates religion , and is a sinner through and through!

This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
This user is a Mercenary

, and chooses their own wars

to fight in.
This user plays bass , because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

$$$
This user is a libertarian, so they think you would have been better off aborted, hippie!
$$$

This user is NOT Thinkerer
As such, they are not entitled to any of the royalties that being Thinkerer entails, nor can they claim a level of awesomeness equal to, or any higher than, Thinkerer.

This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfactory life unless they forward this userbox to 10 friends.

Eeek!
This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Eeek!


This user is a total UKer
…jolly good, Guv. Bloody good day for it!
(British Uncyclopedians)
This user is a complete, irredeemable factoid. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and edit at a balloon.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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You like me!
You really like me!

This user appreciates your praise.

I'm an admin on Illogicopedia, which might slightly raise some's opinion of me while disgusting others. Yay!

Articles I made

Choons

Articles I love

Projects

Articles I hijacked (i.e. made better / rewrote)

Templates

Future projects?

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Uncymy.jpg This Uncyclopedian claims to have a MySpace:

myspace.com/voodoolayam


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