User:Lordarcadian
""Mr. Speaker, American workers are sick and tired of fast track. Take today's fast track, for example, another fast track that will send more American factories, more American investment, and more American jobs overseas, this time to Central America. In return, America will get two used Ford pick-up trucks, another 50 tons of heroin and cocaine, and three baseball players, to be named later.""
~ Jim Traficant OHIO Senater on outsourcing
We don't have money, so we just gave them the Greasy Mechanic Award for their help. Get your own next time around and help fix up Uncyclopedia.
"Crede Quia Absurdum Est."
~ Oscar Wilde
(List of users who NEED caffeine)
Now I feel special.
Stuff i started/ Wrote.[edit | edit source ]
- UnBooks:My Day at the Zoo
- UnNews:Larry King is revealed to be nearly 500 years old
- HowTo:Get things for free featured HowTo
- UnNews:D.U.I. accidents to no longer blame driver
- UnNews:Germany Plans invasion of Spain, Netherlands next?
- UnBooks:Time Magazine (Dec 20, 2012) Needs tweaked a little but my favorite
- Titanic total rewrite from conservation week
- California State University rewrite number two
- Dialup a good start
- HowTo:Kill by Drowning
My Images[edit | edit source ]
- UnBooks:Time Magazine (Dec 20, 2012)
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Edits for existing pages[edit | edit source ]
junk[edit | edit source ]
- 1. sign posts with 4 tildes,like so: ~~~~
there's a handy button for that on the toolbar for editing
- 2. dont read HTBFANJS unless you really want to instead, go to User:Hardwick Fundlebuggy's userpage and read any of his articles or all of them http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy when you're done with that, go to User:So So and read all of his articles when you're done, you should know how to write
- 3. write a bunch of articles and get features then you've succeeded
In all likelihood, someone might be pissed: Good for them, since Uncyclopedia claims a fair use policy.
Moms basement
Area on Water
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Grand Theft Auto Strawberryland | |
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Developer(s) | Big Bird |
Publisher(s) | Microsoft Childrens Game Unit |
Designer(s) | {{{designer}}} |
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Latest version | {{{version}}} |
Release date(s) | 11, January 2010 |
Genre | Platform |
Mode(s) | Regular modes,
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Platform(s) | Xbox 360 |
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Lordarcadian | |
Monkey Nerd with Glasses.jpg Lord Arcadian, 2000 | |
Date of birth: | (1975年12月26日) December 26, 1975 (age 49) |
Spouse: | Wishes to be anonymous |
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Fucking Noob | |
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Background information | |
Also known as | That god damned fucking noob |
Origin | Ohio, U.S.A. |
Genres | Ignorant raving bastards |
Years active | 1975-present |
Labels | Wasted Time Records |
Members | Lord Arcadian Some guy Some other person TBA the naked tree trimmer your mom |
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