User:Kippy/goatse
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<insert funny poster>
Taglines:
- Opening in a theater near you.
- Goatse this movie right now!
- If you are under the age of 18 or find this movie offensive, please don't watch it. Thank you!
"This film tears Hollywood right open!"
Goatse: The Movie was a horror film released by <director>. It was inspired one night when he was surfing the internet and came across the site goatse.cx. In an interview, he stated that it was the most horribly frightening thing he ever laid eyes upon. It was that moment he knew he had to make it into a movie. This was also the film that made rising star Kirk Johnson famous.
Characters[edit | edit source ]
- The Goat Man
- Lydia Crocket, a.k.a the "Tub Girl"
Sequel[edit | edit source ]
Based on the success of the first movie, a sequal titled The Giver is set to be released in 2025.