User:Kippy/UnNews:Obama is anti-colonoscopies, says Dinesh D'Souza
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UNITED STATES - Conservative political writer Dinesh D'Souza recently released a book titled The Rage of Obama's Butt, in which he claims President Barack Obama is an "anti-colonscopist", or in lamen's terms, he's opposed to colonoscopies.
"Mr. Obama shows a worldview "
D'Souza states that he has a similiar background to the President, yet has no fear of having his colon pirated. Based on this, he speculated that Obama was likely anally probed by extra-terrestrials at some point in his youth. "It certainly explains his opposition to NASA"
despite losing support from proctologists and the gay community in particular.
Newt Gingrich has called the book
The Rage of Obama's Butt is available at Amazon.com and Barnes and Noble.
Sources[edit | edit source ]
- Dinesh D'Souza "Why Obama's Colon Stinks" Forbes, September 27, 2010
- Dinesh D'Souza "The Rage of Obama's Butt" Barnes and Noble, September 2010