User:Enzo Aquarius/UnBooks:UnRoadMap/Alabama
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Welcome to Alabama , the little state with a big heart! Now, let's get you from point A to point B (or is that point C to point D...) in a very inconvenient fashion! Enjoy :)
Select Your Starting Location[edit | edit source ]
Where are you starting today?
Reference Number
State
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Alabama
Reference Number
County Name
001
Autowaga County
003
Bald County
005
Barbed County
007
Bib County
009
Blunt County
011
Buttock County
013
Butt County
015
Callwho? County
017
Hambers County
019
Cherokey County
023
Chocolate County
027
Clay County
029
Cleburned County
031
Coffee County
037
Cocoa County
039
Covington County
041
Crenshot County
043
Cullman County
045
Dalek County
047
Dallas County
049
DeKalbKn County
051
Ellmore County
057
LaFayette County
059
Franklin County
063
Green County
065
Hail! County
067
Henry County
069
Houston County
071
Jackoff County
073
Jefferson County
075
Lamear County
079
Lawrence County
081
King Leer County
087
Macaroon County
089
Madison County
091
Mango County
093
Maroon County
095
Corporal County
099
Monroe County
103
Morgan County
109
Punt County
111
Rudolph County
113
Russell County
117
St. Clair County
119
Summer County
125
Tuscaooze County
127
Walker County
131
Wilcocks County
133
Your County
If your starting location is not here, then you can kiss my shiny metal butt.
001 [edit | edit source ]
Welcome to Autowaga County, home of the Alabama Trailer Park, the world's largest trailer park!
Major Highways[edit | edit source ]
- Interstate 65 - We're special!
- Go Cart Road - No Go Cart? Expect a fine by the Go Kart police
- CR 68-West - ...yea so?
- CR 59-West - Starbucks here
- CR 61 - Starbucks coming soon
- No Name Lane - Home of the deleted cellphone
- Delta Springs Road - Where springy roads are fun :D
- lley Road - he erfect it top n labama!
- Fairview Avenue - Not in our county, but you didn't hear that from us.
- Governmental Highway Enforcement 31 - Right 'long side ye ole' 65!
- Governmental Highway Enforcement 31 - Takes you north, south, east AND west - all day long!
- Trailer Lane the 14th - Goes right through us like a Hardees burger!
- Trailer Lane the wonfourthythreed - Who freaking cares?
Major Cities[edit | edit source ]
- Autowagaville - Take Trailer Lane the 14th to gain easy access to this city. Need something? This town contains the following establishments:
- Jane's Cash - Take my cash for free!
- T Mart - Better than K Mart, home to 'customer service'.
- A school - *gasp*
- John Billingsley - Homeworld of the Denobulans! Simply take CR-37 to enter this town, though expect heavy tractor traffic leaving the area. This town contains the following establishments:
- Nothing - Not even a McDonalds...
- Millbrook - We actually have stuff! Just take the I-65 and you're in the town of riches and cream!
- Super 7 Motel - Sure we are a large hotel, but where's the beef? (Definitely not in the continental breakfast...)
- Galactica Bank - Drop your money off at one of our rag-tag banks.
- Bratville - Are we there yet?