User:Dud5494

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dud5494 is awesome at everything[edit | edit source ]

This was an incredible game of chess against user:mememe3times in which dud5494 had a rhythmic victory. This is just one position.

a b c d e f g h
a b c d e f g h

He was on-white in this position, but later in the game switched to on-white to win the game.

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"It seems unlikely."

~ Magic 8-Ball on {{{1}}}

" was what he later said about this rhythmic game. And no we haven't a clue at what he means by this either.

"Dud5494 is cool; And by cool, I mean totally sweet."

~ Robert Hamburger on Dud5494

"Dud5494 is cool; And by cool, I mean totally sweet."

~ Robert Hamburger on Dud5494

We watched as he sat in front of a slot machine and started to play. "I won" he screamed as this showed up.

obviously he is deranged.


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In order to prove that he is awesome at everything dud5494 started to list all the jobs he has had in his life. He gave us many, such as his first job at the age of 14, a gynecologist, "it was one of my favorite jobs." He claimed to me as I asked him about it. Other later jobs included a gynecologist, a gynecologist, a gynecologist, a gynecologist, which was his favorite job ever, and finally a gynecologist.

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"Those of us who love freedom must work together to do everything we can to disrupt, deny and bring to justice Dud5494 who has no soul, no conscience, who hates freedom."

~ George W. Bush on Dud5494

"Those of us who love freedom must work together to do everything we can to disrupt, deny and bring to justice Dud5494 who has no soul, no conscience, who hates freedom."

~ George W. Bush on Dud5494

"Dud5494 is cool; And by cool, I mean totally sweet."

~ Robert Hamburger on Dud5494
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