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TOO MANY TEMPLATES

This user likes templates too much, thusly, this page has too many templates, you can help the evil french olive chickens by eating a ham sandwich, making it look like you are about to deconstruct some naked violoncelli or time traveling to the year 50 and rescuing Freddy Krueger from the burning building in Muskogean Kingdom


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This user plays guitar , because it attracts more groupies , and gets more solos than the bass .
This user loves to play the drums , and usually hangs out with musicians.
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This user hates religion , and is a sinner through and through!
This user likes goats .
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This user has disobeyed the rules of Elvis and has been given a duck to signify thier purpleosity
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This article is a spud .
You can help Uncyclopedia by eating it .
This user is a complete, irredeemable crystal. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and subvocalise at an US Navy F/A 18 Super Hornet.
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.
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I am a metalhead ; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
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This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die .
This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun

, and believes themselves to be Irish

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This user fears the clowns .
This user is in a Rock Band, because they do not believe in getting a real job.
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This article is terribly random.
Truth is funnier than outright Lies or Plain Nonsense, especially in this case. Please clean this article up so it's really about something, preferably the article topic. If this page is not fixed in 30 days, it may become a candidate for deletion.
CHICKENS

This page is a chicken, if you are allergic to, scared of, or hate chickens a wise move would be to deconstruct Freddy Krueger before your head asplodes



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Warning: The following text might contain The Jee Man . On the other hand, it might not. Just take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times.
This article may be Overly Australian .
Pommies may not understand funny stuff, only humour. Canucks and Yanks may not understand anything at all.
Don't change a thing and she'll be right, mate!


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Somebody else apparently thinks you're pretty swell, too! Now go run with scissors.


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I like carrots!!


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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about balloons .
This member is crazy ass psycho and may suffer from ADHD HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT ASS!!!!!!
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If you execrate to baptize this you will most incessantly eat yourself.
Or the submitter will zap your bat!!!!!!
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This article has insufficient gravy, this may be the reason that Freddy Krueger is such a huge bat or the reason violoncelli taste so much like violoncelli. You can help Freddy Krueger by placing your left ear into a vice


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This article may be Overly Irish. The British may understand humour, but frankly we couldn't care less. Don't change a thing to remedy this.
RANDOM WARNING!

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This article may be Overly British
Americans may not understand humour, only humor. Canadians and Australians may not understand anything at all. Don't change a thing to remedy this.
This article may be Overly Irish. The British may understand humour, but frankly we couldn't care less. Don't change a thing to remedy this.
RANDOM WARNING!

This article is quite random. You might want to edit it so that it's actually about something!

This article may be Overly Australian .
Pommies may not understand funny stuff, only humour. Canucks and Yanks may not understand anything at all.
Don't change a thing and she'll be right, mate!



Warning: The following text might contain The Jee Man . On the other hand, it might not. Just take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times.
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THIS USERS FACE IS GROWING MO(U)LD

This users face is mo(u)ldy, you can help Uncyclopedia by litigating Freddy Krueger, litigating some violoncelli and/or litigating your own father


This user is being attacked by bunnies and runs like hell.

Oranges[edit | edit source ]

"Oranges are orange!"

~ Captain Obvious on oranges

"In soviet Russia oranges eat YOU!"

~ Russian Reversal on oranges

"My balloon is green!"

~ A random 4 year old on the colour of his balloon

"Oranges are blue!"

~ George Bush on oranges

"Yes, oranges are blue"

~ Captain Sarcasm on George Bush's remark about oranges

"I like turnips"

~ A 34-and-a-half legged giant purple mutated carrot on how he feels about turnips

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Spoons[edit | edit source ]

This spoon closely resembles Adolf Hitler


ARE YOU A HAMSTER?

A recent survey showed that 80% of people who visit pages that have something to do with spoons are hamsters, and they don't even realise it! Click here for a free hamster test


Spoons are very commonly accused of being green, happy and afraid of the dark, however the truth is that neither of these facts are true. Some true interesting facts about spoons include

  • They are in alleigance with the evil forks
  • Several spoons were involved in a horrific accident with several forks in 1944, creating the powerful sporks
  • Some people call them mahashmakakkas
  • They hate the spatulas
  • They are close friends with the moon
  • They provide a source of vitamin q
  • If consumed in large amounts they may a splode
  • They have NO SPLEENS!!!
  • Several spoons were involved in a horrific accident with a balloon in 1766 and the spoons and the balloon merged together and made a spalloon
  • They are all Nazi-haters
  • They are made entirely of Bacon Mist

Zartok, the 11th king of Mushnarr 5[edit | edit source ]

This towel being once tried to take over the world, but someone put a sponge in a catapult that was powered by 11 cats and he shrank down to the size of a grape and never bothered anyone ever again

Beans[edit | edit source ]

cows go moo

Quotes[edit | edit source ]

"quotes are quotey"

~ A befuddled talking goat on quotes

"this is a quote"

~ Captain Obvious on quotes

" "

~ a guy with no mouth on quotes

"I like ducks"

~ A guy who likes ducks on ducks

"Bananas"

~ Michael Jackson on quotes

Cabbage[edit | edit source ]

"moo!"

~ A cow on the history of Norweigan flowerpots

"Thy mouth babbles like a duck after eating a freshly picked cabbage"

~ William Shakespeare on Cabbage

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Would you like a cat to chew?

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Smoking Horses

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Evil smoking Horses

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?Carrot

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@Carrot

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  1. Carrot

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~Carrot

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^Carrot

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yes he did

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carrot

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oh yes

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mmm hm

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carrot

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carrot

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This is where I got my hamster

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"he did WHAT!!!?!?@!?!¬!??!¬!"

~ The mysterious toast genie on Elvis 2 standing on a pipe of lime

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Joseph

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Holy murderous baboonplant, it's Egg Jesus!!!

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carrot

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This is what your life is like when you live with toast


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<--Is your life like this? Well you might try playing golf with a spatula

The goose is John[edit | edit source ]

Mr. Hairbrush: OH NO!!!! It's the dish family! AND THEY BROUGHT ALL THIER MOON VILLAGES!! What are we going to do Joseph?!?

Unidentified pigeon #9: I strongly recommend that we reheat all our cabbagebooks.

Dish family: We will not be the cakeflan. Go and eat your own toasty clockburgers.

Mr. Hairbrush: It didn't work!! What do we do???

Chairman Mao: Why, who the devil are you!?!?!

Andre Mothdream: And what are you doing in my pasta field?

Mr. Hairbrush: So it was you that killed Roonboy!

Roonboy: Hey, I'm alive!

Andre Mothdream: What? But how...the stocking...and the Turkeywaffle...how could you open that misinformed blueberry?

Ornamental Clown: I can speak you know!

Dish family: Well of course, liquid is deaf.

Foonlarber: Billefarised Munchkin!

Oompa Loompa #2.5: That is my cork Michael

Chairman Mao: I duly apologise. Please take this fridge as a symbol of my gratification.

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