User:Asshatchampion

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About me[edit | edit source ]

In a nutsell, I am an avid uncyclopedia reader who had been playing computer games since before you came out of Your Mom.

This is my first attempt at creating an article (I warned you), andso please forgive my suckiness at wiki formatting, and maybe some of you more experienced users can add some help to my talk page. Thank you!

In soviet Russia, thumbs up you!

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This user speaks 1337 at a near-native level.
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This user only speaks Asshat enough to seduce native Asshat speakers .
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 'Straylyan .
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This fucker speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Engrish whif und estreemleh theuck akzent .
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This user does not speak Français and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Français speakers .
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Geek .
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Spanglish .
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This user plays guitar , because it attracts more groupies , and gets more solos than the bass .
This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
This user is a total UKer
and may nut you, you slag.
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