Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnBooks:Frédéric Chopin's Guide to Better Lawn Care

Score: 14.5 Virtuoso Lawn Care Experts

1. For - A hilarious, late 2006 collaboration between Todd Lyons and Some user, and it hasn't been featured yet? WTF? Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:04, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
2. for. a bit lengthy, but great nonetheless. Sir Gerrycheevers Gun Talk 18:26, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
3. for if just for the definition of counterpoint. --monika 20:26, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
4. Eet is genius! -- Sir Mhaille  Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
5. yup. ~ Mgr. R ead M e S oon !? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
6. For. Too many good bits not to vote for. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 07:45, Aug 18
7. For Classy! --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 09:15, 18 August 2008 (UTC)
8. Brilliant -RA HB 11:22, 27 August 2008 (UTC)
9. For. ~Jewriken.GIF 06:27, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
10. For. Classical music made useful. Parsat (talk / contribs) 05:01, 29 August 2008 (UTC)
11. For, naturally.  :) --T. (talk) 02:22, 31 August 2008 (UTC)
12. Fooor. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:21, 31 Aug 2008
13. For! Quite stunningly good. Everything a featured article should be. ----OEJ 15:11, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
14. For. 67.184.41.158 21:53, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
15. For. I thought I'd already voted on this... whoops. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 21:54, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
16. Symbol for vote.svg For. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:46, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
17. For. A cutting article. Mr N MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:28, Sep 4

1. Symbol declined.svg Against.. It's a very smart article, but it seemed to run way too long on a single joke. Tinymasaru.gif pillow talk 22:27, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
2. Symbol declined.svg Against. I just don't get it. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 06:19, 23 August 2008 (UTC)

(削除) *Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. - A little bit of a polish, then some slap and tickle— Sir Sycamore (talk) 14:32, 15 August 2008 (UTC) (削除ここまで)

• I...Don't think I get it. Can't vote against if I just don't understand. Therefore, abstern. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 16:59, 16 August 2008 (UTC)
• Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain.. Not funny enough, but I can't vote against.--Greyweasel 02:25, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
• Serious Question Could I confirm the bit about "Don't bag grass clippings in the fall - clippings act as mulch, strengthening your grass during the winter months and allowing it to "choke off" weeds with aggressive minor-key tonal dynamics." ... Now that makes a lot of sense to me. I must admit I had never thought of it before, however... Is there not a risk that you will end up with a thatch like sub layer which might restrict new growth in the spring? Mr N MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:35, Sep 4
  • Apparently grass clippings decompose faster than the other things that cause thatch. --monika 20:48, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
    • WoW! Cheers Monika... "Let the Clips Fall Where They May!". To think that all this time I have been bagging them up like a fool. The "Rethinking Clipping Removal" and "Grasscycling and Thatch Buildup" sections were exactly what I was looking for. I may never rake again. Well, not late in the year anyway... Mr N MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:10, Sep 4