UnTunes:ASBOs
JTLW : Well, right, you see... we were doing this fucking huge fucking tour of some island, right? And we were in the band Van, right? And we parked up for this big gig... where the fucking hell was it again?
JTLW then throws back a shot of whiskey and lights a curiously shaped roll up cigarette
Sleepygamer : The Green Dragon, Jay...
JTLW: 's right. And we we just warming up and we heard this fucking loud barking coming from the caravan we had parked next to, right? Be right back...
JTLW beckons a young, attractive groupie and walks off into the next room, opening a bag of what seems to be flour.
DTLW : Yep, at the time, we happened to have a full studio in the van, so Jay knocked out this kickass riff, and we recorded the track right there and then.
JTLW returns, wide eyed and smiling.
JTLW: ...yeah, and we were too pissed to actually pronounce assholes at the time, so it ended up sounding like A.S.B.O.s, right? And afterwards we banged 'em out, innit?!
Band (Collectively): Yes, Jay...
Lyrics[edit | edit source ]
Opening Chorus (chanting)
ASBOs ASBOs!
ASBOs ASBOs!
ASBOs ASBOs!
ASBOs ASBOs!
Verse 1.1[edit | edit source ]
They're on benefits,
One son's inside and the daughter keeps gettin',
Out her tits,
For the lads!
Verse 1.2[edit | edit source ]
He sits at home, drawiiiiiiin' the dole,
Pre-chorus Break 1[edit | edit source ]
The dog keeps barkin' all day long,
So I can't finish this fucking song!
Chorus 1[edit | edit source ]
ASBOs ASBOs! (Livin' next door..)
ASBOs ASBOs! (Breakin' the law...)
ASBOs ASBOs! (Livin' next door...)
ASBOs ASBOs! (...)
(Breakin' the lawwwwww!)
(Livin' next doooooor!)
(Breakin' the lawwwwww!)
(Livin' next... doooooor!)
Verse 2.1[edit | edit source ]
The daughter has kids,
A fact is so sad made worse by the fact,
Verse 2.2[edit | edit source ]
To people playin' a banjo,
Arsenic and arson is too good,
For them!
Pre-Chorus Break 2[edit | edit source ]
Antisocial behaviour, is their wayyy,
Killin' them is the only wayyyy!
Chorus 2[edit | edit source ]
ASBOs ASBOs! (Livin' next door..)
ASBOs ASBOs! (Breakin' the law...)
ASBOs ASBOs! (Livin' next door...)
ASBOs ASBOs! (...)
(Breakin' the lawwwwww!)
(Livin' next doooooor!)
(Breakin' the lawwwwww!)
(Livin' next... doooooor!)
Middle 8/Bridge Pre Solo[edit | edit source ]
This, is the President, of the United Kingdom speaking.
From today, we will be having the crime, of antisocial behaviour...
Or...
A.S.B.O. for short.
All A.S.B.O.s, will be now subject, to termination with extreme predjudice,
These people are scum, and have no place in today's society.
Now watch this...
Facemelting solo!
Chorus 3[edit | edit source ]
ASBOs ASBOs! (Livin' next door..)
ASBOs ASBOs! (Breakin' the law...)
ASBOs ASBOs! (Livin' next door...)
ASBOs ASBOs! (...)
(Breakin' the lawwwwww!)
(Livin' next doooooor!)
(Breakin' the lawwwwww!)
(Livin' next... doooooor!)
...Bastards. (Immature, childish chuckle.)
Credits[edit | edit source ]
Parody lyrics, & vocals: DTLW (My, sleepygamer's, Dad))