US Highway 411
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US 411, the Highway Directory Assistance
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Welcome to the U.S. Highway Directory Assistance, also known as the US Highway 411.
- To learn more about Interstates, press 1 .
- To learn more about America's lesser-but-still-important grid of US Routes, press 2 .
- To learn more about state roads, press 3 .
- To learn more about how Dwight D. Eisenhower revolutionized the way America travels, press 4 .
- To learn more about changing a flat tire, press 5 .
- To find out what that red oil can on your dashboard means, press 6 .
- To repeat this menu, press 7 .
- To speak to a live person, press 0 repeatedly until your phone dies.
Thank you for calling the U.S. Highway Directory Assistance. Your phone bill has now been updated.
You may choose to call US Highway 1-900-FREE-411 in order to not rack up additional charges to your phone bill, what with you being a total roadgeek.
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