Template:Religion founders

Name: Abraham Lao-tse Buddha Jesus Mohammed Charles Darwin Bobby Henderson L. Ron Hubbard Oscar Wilde

Co-founders, Pretenders, Prophets: Moses Peter, Paul, & Mary,
Martin Luther Ali, Abu Bakr, Umar, Uthmar Richard Dawkins Tom Cruise,
John Travolta

Religion(s): Judaism Taoism Buddhism Christianity, Catholicism, Protestantism, approx. 1000 more sects and spin-offs Islam, Sunni, Shia, Sufis, Alawis, Druze, assorted bizarre desert sects Atheism, Theory of Evolution Pastafarianism Scientology Uncyclopedia

Miracles (approx.): 20 1 7 200 0 0 1 0 1 (honest)

Covenants & Promises: Milk, honey, and eternal life Being one with the universe Reincarnation, Nirvana Eternal life Eternal life, 72 virgins for bonus level Freedom of thought Pasta, stripper factory, and beer volcano Deliverance from wealth, friends and sanity You will kneel before Wilde.

Enlightenment (kW): 1.5 150 200 1.6 1.25 180 100 -10 000 ∞

Wives (approx.): 2-3 0 1 0 9-30 1 unlimited 3 (so far) Ha, ha, ha!

Followers: 30-40 mln. (approx.) 60 mln. (approx.) 375 mln. 2.1 bln. 1.3 bln. 500 mln. 120 bln. 42 Uncyclopedia admins

Violent followers: 2.0% 0.1% 0.1% 2.5% 2.6% 0.000001% 0.01% 60% 100%

Overall result: GOOD GOOD GOOD NOT BAD COULD DO BETTER POOR EXCELLENT COULD DO BETTER POOR

Value for money: FAIR FAIR FAIR GOOD COULD DO BETTER EXCELLENT EXCELLENT EXCELLENT COULD DO BETTER