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A compilation of all the players, goals, and injuries from the king of sports – bloody futbol.
By the way, America, this is what real football looks like – stop with that "soccer" bullshit!
By the way, America, this is what real football looks like – stop with that "soccer" bullshit!
Organizations
Association football • FIFA • Fitba • Final Fantasy Football • Major League Soccer • Professional Footballers' Association
Players
Alan Hansen • Amadou Konte • Arjen Robben • Barry Ferguson • Christian Dailly • Craig Foster • David Beckham • David Icke • David James • Didier Drogba • Diego Maradona • Duncan Ferguson • Eden Hazard • Edgar Davids • Emile Heskey • Eric Cantona • Fernando Torres • Frank Lampard • Gabriel Agbonlahor • Gary Neville • Georgios Samaras • Gheorghe Hagi • Gordon Ramsay • Grzegorz Rasiak • Hertz Van Rental • Iker Casillas • Joey Barton • Kylian Mbappe • Lionel Messi • Mark Lawrenson • Michael Owen • Nwankwo Kanu • Paul Gascoigne • Paul Hartley • Pelé • Peter Crouch • Peter Schmeichel • Rio Ferdinand • Robert Green • Roberto Carlos • Robinho • Shimon Peres • Stern John • Steve Staunton • Steven Gerrard • Teddy Sheringham • Thierry Henry • Yuri Zhirkov • Zinedine Zidane
Executives
Alan Sugar • Alex Ferguson • Alex McLeish • Arsene Wenger • Avram Grant • Berti Vogts • Delia Smith • Elton John • Fabio Capello • Graham Poll • Harry Redknapp • Ian Holloway • Jose Mourinho • Lawrie Sanchez • Mick McCarthy • Owain Glyndwr's Footy Manager • Rafael Benítez • Ray Stubbs • Roy Keane • Sepp Blatter • Silvio Berlusconi • Steve McClaren • Sven-Göran Eriksson
Clubs & Leagues
*TeamName Abbr15 0 • A.S. Roma • AFC Ajax • A-League • Aston Villa F.C. • Biggleswade F.C. • Bolton Wanderers F.C. • Bristol City F.C. • Derby County FC • Dublin Drunken Popes • FC Frisco • Fulham F.C. • Greys Athletic F.C. • Leigh Genesis F.C. • Londres • Manchester City • Newcastle United • Norwich City F.C. • Pompeii F.C. • Sandwell Town • Seattle Sounders FC • Sunderland AFC • Sydney FC • Tartan Army • The Super League of Extraordinary Gentlemen • Tottenham Hotspur • Wigan Warriors
BWIN Liga: Associação Académica de Coimbra – O.A.F. • SL Benfica • Club Sport Marítimo • Clube de Futebol Estrela da Amadora • Clube Desportivo Nacional • Paços de Ferreira • Vitória Guimarães • Vitória Setúbal
Scottish Premier League: Aberdeen F.C. • A.C. Milan • Celtic F.C. • Falkirk F.C. • Glasgow Rangers • Heart of Midlothian FC • Hibernian F.C. • Inverness Caledonian Thistle • Old Firm
BWIN Liga: Associação Académica de Coimbra – O.A.F. • SL Benfica • Club Sport Marítimo • Clube de Futebol Estrela da Amadora • Clube Desportivo Nacional • Paços de Ferreira • Vitória Guimarães • Vitória Setúbal
Scottish Premier League: Aberdeen F.C. • A.C. Milan • Celtic F.C. • Falkirk F.C. • Glasgow Rangers • Heart of Midlothian FC • Hibernian F.C. • Inverness Caledonian Thistle • Old Firm
Events & Venues
Croft Park • FIFA Middle Earth Cup • Football War • The Ferguson-Wenger Wager • The Liverpool Beach Ball • The World Cup • UEFA Champions League • UnReviews:FIFA 10
Misc.
Anti-Football • Can Soccer • English Football Fans • Football (association football) • Football Focus • Football hooliganism • Football in India • Footy • Goal celebration • Grandmasterchampionship • Referee • Scottish Sports • Soccer mom • UnNews:America: Oh, You mean 'Soccer'! • UnNews:Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! • Vuvuzela
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