Sodomite

A sodomite (also called a sod or buttfucker) is someone who loves to engage in sodomy on the daily. This can include both anal and oral sex, as well as bestiality. Statistics show that most sodomites are of Austrian heritage or descent, with around 29.3 sexual partners.

Dr Evil (pictured on the right) is a prime example of a sodomite, constantly fucking his subordinates until their arses bleed out like a pus-filled blackhead. Dr Evil is almost always seen with his pet cat Mister Bigglesworth, oftentimes snuggled up in his lap shagging dead mice like the little sodomite he is.

Sodomites can often be found on Wikipedia, editing random posts to "remove grammatical errors" or "change the pronouns of a dead person", when really all they're doing undercover is secretly finding new fuckmates to penetrate and please anally. This is one of the multitude of reasons as to why one should choose Uncyclopedia over Wikipedia, for fear of being raped.

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