Randomness

Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a cadaver swallows abrasively to cruise lifeless cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 76 homosexual white boys oddly ablating a Pokémon up the US Navy F/A 18 Super Hornet. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.

History

Randomness has had a long and affably mediocre history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the peculiar cauldron that he is, started creating a massive shitnuke of things. Then he added a unsympathetically very, very big blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly sanguine existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily snug ages following its melodramatically obscene conception.^[1]

Hey, what are all those heartlessly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my verbosely shaky sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!

Randomness and science

Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately deporting existence. They would often have violently wobbly rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.

Randomness and religion

Randomness and religion have had a noisily towering connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our spontaneous religions:

• mak, also known as weiz and eyonew, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
• Jusus, son of mak^[2] , had to die on the cross because else mak would've been badly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Springfield to fornicate for the rest of eternity.
• mak, or ettel as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named dipuddul. He also told dipuddul about the 72 white lithiums he'd recently added to his paradise, though dipuddul used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
• There is no mak and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.

Randomness and skulls

Randomness and skulls are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was cogitating some skulls, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with skulls as with, say, laughable ricers. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.

All right people, I'm throwing the God in the towel. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Hillary Clinton revolves oil spill!

The random number 109007732774081

This number is really random. There's no useful information stored in it. But now I define it to mean "content-free". You can try to convert it into hexadecimal, but there will still be no information at all. It's just random. However, if you somehow manage to get anything meaningful and full of content with it, then you are probably stupid.

See also

• Random-access memory ^[3]
• Random gibberish
• User:Pugsleyfan69420/The Jong Invades Notepad
• Random humor ^[4]
• Random Uncyclopedia article ^[5]

Footnotes

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