Parents
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"The key to a woman's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in."
~ Zapp Brannigan on Parents
"Sssshhhh....DON'T TELL YOUR PARENTS."
~ Pope Benedict on Parents
Parents might refer to the following:
It probably doesn't refer to the following, but who knows:
Maybe you were looking for your family.
You may also want to know how to deal with parents.
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If you're confused, congratulations. This page has done its job.
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