Page of Pointless Sub-Sections
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Why use subsections?[edit | edit source ]
For clarity[edit | edit source ]
ease of use[edit | edit source ]
it's fun[edit | edit source ]
content isn't necessary[edit | edit source ]
Why are they pointless?[edit | edit source ]
There is no text to go with them[edit | edit source ]
They lead nowhere[edit | edit source ]
There isn't really an article at all[edit | edit source ]
And yet they just keep going[edit | edit source ]
Why a whole page of them, then?[edit | edit source ]
Because there should be one[edit | edit source ]
Because I wanted to[edit | edit source ]
Because eventually someone else would do it[edit | edit source ]
And because you talk too much[edit | edit source ]
So shut your hole[edit | edit source ]
Before I shut it for you![edit | edit source ]
Hello, Im Brian Blessed![edit | edit source ]
WAAAAAAAAAAAAH[edit | edit source ]
If you don't stop crying (shit, this is long to read...)[edit | edit source ]
I'm gonna give you something to cry about[edit | edit source ]
You little jerk[edit | edit source ]
Don't make me get the hose[edit | edit source ]
I'm sorry[edit | edit source ]
That's better.[edit | edit source ]
Now say, "I love you Mommie Dearest"[edit | edit source ]
What?[edit | edit source ]
Say it, or you'll go back in the hole![edit | edit source ]
Housewife like to use pillows a, Hello did you make that[edit | edit source ]
if you read this your not educated enoof[edit | edit source ]
there is so much crap[edit | edit source ]
I love you mommie dearest.[edit | edit source ]
I love you too, darling.[edit | edit source ]
No you don't.