Page of Pointless Sub-Sections

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Why use subsections?[edit | edit source ]

For clarity[edit | edit source ]

ease of use[edit | edit source ]

it's fun[edit | edit source ]

content isn't necessary[edit | edit source ]

Why are they pointless?[edit | edit source ]

There is no text to go with them[edit | edit source ]

They lead nowhere[edit | edit source ]

There isn't really an article at all[edit | edit source ]

And yet they just keep going[edit | edit source ]

Why a whole page of them, then?[edit | edit source ]

Because there should be one[edit | edit source ]

Because I wanted to[edit | edit source ]

Because eventually someone else would do it[edit | edit source ]

And because you talk too much[edit | edit source ]
So shut your hole[edit | edit source ]
Before I shut it for you![edit | edit source ]
Hello, Im Brian Blessed![edit | edit source ]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAH[edit | edit source ]

If you don't stop crying (shit, this is long to read...)[edit | edit source ]

I'm gonna give you something to cry about[edit | edit source ]

You little jerk[edit | edit source ]

Don't make me get the hose[edit | edit source ]

I'm sorry[edit | edit source ]

That's better.[edit | edit source ]

Now say, "I love you Mommie Dearest"[edit | edit source ]

What?[edit | edit source ]

Say it, or you'll go back in the hole![edit | edit source ]

Housewife like to use pillows a, Hello did you make that[edit | edit source ]

if you read this your not educated enoof[edit | edit source ]

there is so much crap[edit | edit source ]

I love you mommie dearest.[edit | edit source ]

I love you too, darling.[edit | edit source ]

No you don't.

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