Drummer/The Drums Offender Checklist
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Name of Offender (Drums Player):_______________________
Infraction Date:___________________________
Musical Offenses
Playing during warm up
10ドル
Warming Up
25ドル
Tuning (Right...a drumkit needs to be tuned)
47ドル
Speeding up during a song
10ドル
Slowing down during a song
20ドル
Making an audible mistake in the middle of a song
40ドル
Using musical scores
25ドル
Writing musical scores
50ドル
Attempting drum solo
500ドル
Achieveing drum solo
1000ドル
Playing more audible than guitars
Get beaten by guitar players
Playing less audible than bass
Get beaten by the whole band twice
Begin a song with drums
50ドル
Setting a wrong tempo
60ドル
Setting a tempo at all
100ドル
Stopping the song after mistake and shouting loudly AAAAAA!
200ドル
Play anything other than metal
Immediate Dismissal
Improvising
100ドル
Playing during brake
200ドル
Play "Drum scales"
100ドル
Doing that annoying "solo" stuff after the last song ends during a gig
250ドル
Sing
2000ドル
Equipment Violation
Not having two bass drums
250ドル
Having more than one snare
100ドル
Using an electronic drumkit
400ドル
Placing "logos" on drumkit
150ドル
Not having a Pearl or a Tama
Immediate dismissal
Arranging the drumkit in odd ways
250ドル
Using earplugs
50ドル
Breaking drumheads
30ドル per broken drumhead
Using trick pedal
50ドル
Having more cymbals than he can handle
100ドル per extra cymbal
Asking for help to move drumkit
400ドル
Buy a "chineese cymbal"
100ドル
Breaking drumsticks
20ドル per drumstick
Use any flat surface to "play"
500ドル
Criminal Bad Taste
Headbanging while playing
35ドル
Drinking water during practice
25ドル
Standing up while playing
45ドル
Playing with only one drumstick
50ドル
Unintentionally throwing drumsticks at bandmates
300ドル
Intentionally throwing drumsticks at bandmates
750ドル
Trying to play another instrument
1500ドル
Practicing
500ドル
Sweating
20ドル
Starting a sentence with "Well I play nine instruments at once..."
2000ドル
Basic Stupidity
Lose drumsticks
50ドル per drumstick
Torch himself on fire during live performances
150ドル
Frequently screaming "Oh Yeah!"
65ドル
Asking "Where are the drugs?"
75ドル plus a rehab session
Put socks inside bass drums
40ドル
Hitting himself with a drumstick
500ドル
Tendency to believe he is Lars Ulrich
250ドル
Forgetting the song
1000ドル
Mentioning he learned to play in the school's orchestra
150ドル
Enjoys playing rock band
250ドル
Trying to speak in "Staccato"
450ドル
Calling himself a musician
Priceless