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An award is the fundamental distinction between notable people and mediocre people. It is often given to people that excel in some kind of subject, whether it be strenght, intelligence, or kindness. However, most awards often end up being given to people that excel in a money, who give copious amounts of it to the judges in exchange of appearing on TV and on the magazines' covers for their void achivement and, thus, satiating their neverending attention-seeking needs.

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