User:Dexter111344
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All of this is crap
This user hates George Bush and therefore believes he must be arrested and tried for war crimes.
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This user is just your friendly neighborhood cyberbully/troll, per conviction without questioning.
This user wishes they were queer so they could get chicks.
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This user chooses the fate of articles on VFD. Fear Them.
This user joined the Folding@home Team
, because they give
a damn & so should you.This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you.
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Mainspace articles
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- Reasons for the Holocaust
- Alfred Packer
- Are You Gayer Than Mr. Garrison?
- Conspiracy theory
- Space Ghost
- I do what I wanna do
- You should talk about ponies - A letter to Bill Richardson
- Douche
- Viola
- Mount Asshat
- My mommy
- A wizard did it
- Idiots
- Zeus
- A Satyr's Tragedy
- High school: an essay by an old lonely man in a retirement home
- 1992
- Bitch
- A wizard did it: A Retrospective
- 1996
- Hollywood values
- Gramp's Insane Ramblings: Life Lessons
- Columbus, Georgia
- Several interpretations of that day's events
- Minnesota Vikings
- That time I was plundered in the ass by a Viking during my voyage to a retirement villa
- New York hobos
- Adam West
- Celebrity Impersonation Syndrome
- Jon Kyl
- Super Speed Train to Aruba
- Hack writer
- Franklin Pierce
UnNews reports
- (41)
- UnNews:PacMan Wanted In Connection To Shooting
- UnNews:Superman holds the first shape-shifting competition of super-heroes
- UnNews:The Joker found dead
- UnNews:DNC decides to sit Florida's and Michigan's delegates
- UnNews:Obama quits church, grabs new endorsement
- UnNews:Saudis announce they are increasing gas prices
- UnNews:Dead pregnant marine divorced
- UnNews:Man sues Sun
- UnNews:Sewage in San Francisco to be renamed Bush
- UnNews:Jesus turns on rapture
- UnNews:Today is my cat's birthday
- UnNews:Ebony and Ivory break-up
- UnNews:Kennedy has been shot
- UnNews:My cheating wife pays
- UnNews:Cause of global warming discovered
- UnNews:End of Mars
- UnNews:Hey America! Fuck you, too!
- UnColumns:Holden Caulfeld on America's economic crisis and gay celebrities - What should we do?
- UnNews:O.J. convicted on all charges
- UnNews:I am hungry
- UnNews:North Korea celebrates Miley's birthday
- UnNews:Local man has no idea who won DWTS last night
- UnNews:Pardoned turkey plans terror strike
- UnNews:Polls indicate Americans are terrified
- UnNews:Anderson Cooper wanted in Egypt
- UnNews:Samsung seeks to increase 3-D TV sales in 2011
- UnNews:Child named "Anderson Cooper" following Egyptian protests
- UnNews:Killer android docked at the ISS
- UnNews:Local man masturbated to Anderson Cooper as "God Save The Queen" roared in the background
- UnNews:SWAT team holds surprise party at youth center
- UnNews:Chinese President unimpressed by explosions in Jiangxi province Thursday morning
- UnNews:Democrats panic at prospect of Cain nomination
- UnNews:Last shred of Bob Woodward's integrity disappears in sinkhole
- UnNews:North Korea massacres American island
- UnNews:Nelson Mandela kicked out of hospital
- UnNews:Honoring those who didn't suffer in the Paris attacks
- UnNews:Man resigns from job in preparation of winning PowerBall
- UnNews:Shooting of rap superstar Tupac Shakur - Update
- UnNews:Op-Ed: Wait, I could be making money off this?
- UnNews:The aliens on Proxima Centauri terrified by results of 2016 US Presidential election
- UnNews:Scab workers hired on to produce content for UnNews
HowTo's instructed
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- HowTo:Make money without getting a job
- HowTo:Find your name on a list
- HowTo:Tell if your son is gay
- HowTo:Make Up Statistics
- HowTo:Go outside in the winter
- HowTo:Hide in the closet
Why?'s asked
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- Why?:Is a dead body lying on my couch?
- Why?:Jump over that ledge
- Why?:De-op every single administrator?
UnPoetia's written
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Spoken word
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- File:My mommy.mp3
- File:Idiots.mp3
- File:I will never forget.mp3
- File:Midkiff Land rape.mp3
- File:So cash.mp3
- File:IGotDeseCheezeBurgaz.mp3
- File:Narrator.mp3
- File:Nigger dun stoled mah page.mp3
- File:Horrific rape was victim's fault.mp3
- File:UnNewsTesticleDetachment.mp3
- File:5-year old girl tricks Wisconsin governor.mp3
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