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- Taylor Swift, Kansas City Chiefs gifted win by "unanimous decision" over Hailee Steinfeld, Buffalo Bills
- Just give the Chiefs the 3-peat already, it's inevitable..
- Smokey the Bear revealed to be cause of LA fires
- NASA headquarters explode as major star goes on break
- The Ohio State wins skibidi championship rizz (Pictured)
- In an alternate universe, Notre Dame wins and saves us all from this monstrosity
- Elon Musk "accidentally" does a tribute to.. y'know
- Time travelers protest Trump's inauguration, reveal we're stuck in a time loop
- TikTok gets banned and unbanned in the US within 24 hours.
- Who's performing at Trump inauguration? (2025)
- David Lynch dies, weird town to investigate
- Los Angeles Rams rest starters in playoff game; backups tush-pushed out of playoffs
- Donald Trump given three Nobel Peace Prizes
- Donald Trump uses his get out of jail free card
- California's real estate market is on fire... literally .
- And in shambles .
- Steve Guttenberg comes to the rescue... without those goofy sound effects
- South Korea's president arrested for "accidentally" declaring martial law while ordering pizza , sentenced to play in the Squid Game
- Trudeau resigns after making a mess for a decade, Canucks rejoice
- Alcohol gets the Surgeon General's Warning for cancer; sparking "Dry January" chaos
- Jimmy Carter kicks bucket at the ripe old age of 100
- Panama Canal faces ominous threats from both global warming and Donald Trump
- Google reveals least popular searches of 2024
Ongoing : The wait for GTA VI • Eurovision Song Contest • Russian Invasion • Israel–Hamas conflict • ICE actually doing their job and rounding up illegal immigrants
Recent deaths : Greg Gumbel • Jimmy Carter • Liberal Party of Canada • Aaron Rodgers' career • Jean-Marie Le Pen • Peter Yarrow • Anita Bryant • Yoon Suk Yeol's presidency and freedom • David Lynch • Bob Uecker • Dame Joan Plowright
Upcoming deaths : TikTok, for real this time • The Philadelphia Eagles Super Bowl win hopes • Bashar al-Assad • Diddy's freedom • Jay‑Z's career and freedom • Luigi Mangione • Kate Middleton • Your New Year's resolutions • Los Angeles • Israel–Hamas conflict • Laura Palmer • DEI, for better or for worse