Readmesoon's Articles
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◙ SUCKS!!! • 8 • A big bag of dolphin references • A Book in Five Chapters • A Christmas Coral • A Day in the Life of a Golf Ball (7/0/2) • A list of lesser known facts about stuff (Like milk) • A Tale of Two Unhygienic Fellows, Both of Whom Possessed Old Ferrets • Afro Cat • Air (5/0/0) • Albert Adams's Laboratory Adventures • Alt+F4 • American Revolution, The* (7/2/0) • Anti-gravity cakes • Arctic Wikipedia • Area 51 • Asia • Astronomy Wars:The Umpire Strikes Out • Atheism • Bahá'í humour • Banana surfing • Base for mental unhealth, The* (7/0/0) • Basking Cabinet of Inner-Glory, The • Battle of My Room, The (5/0/0) • Bear • Beard Bird • Beat the Dog to the Window • Bert • Bicycle Shoestrings • Blank • Blinding lights that come from washing machines • Blocks • Book* (7/2/0) • Brick • Brick monster • Broken Robot • Brunkydunk • Bubby • Candy • Carl Sagan • CatMan • Charlie the Unicorn of the Sea • Christian Hendry • Common Misconceptions • Coprodysmorphophobia (6/0/0) • Corn • Cows Bursting • Dark Ages • Delete this page! • Desert • Devil, the • Digging a hole (literally) • Don't make me shoot • DUdE... My HeAd HURtS!!! • Economic Benefits of Automated Egg Crackers • Endor • Evenings where the TV calls your name and the couch dispenses socks from underneath • Evil Thingy • Expert • Fat Hippo (5/0/0) • Fences • Five pound electron • Flamingo • Flute • Foot Propaganda • Freedom grenade • G Jesus • Gggg • Glow-in-the-Dark Dragon • God 2.0 • Golly • Graham Hamrag • Grass • Half-arsed article • Health • Hipster • HOH • Holy Shit • I'll Be Right Back • I'm just trying to boost my edit count • I'm Watching You. • I am automatically in charge • I shot elmo • IllogiBooks:Dear Diary Vampire (6/0/0) • Infantry • Invisible • Ireland • Irrelevancy • Is (9/2/0) • Is that what you call a knife?* (6/1/0) • Jaws 18 • Jeopardy • Jib Jab • Kangaroo • Knife • League of Obscure Superheroes Squad* • Lemon • Letter of Condolance • Lever • List of Dead People (8/2/0) • Lunch box (6/1/0) • Magic is Sissy Bullshit • Magical transformation • May 26, 1983 • Men in white coats, the • Motel Trolls (6/0/0) • Moon Poodles • My Cat • My nose itches BADLY • Never Say Never • Nuclear barbecues • Obsessive-Compulsive Man • Old moss • Omnipresence • Orange Pants • Paper- the fat free chocolate • Particle Acceleration • Patent Pending • Pipe cleaners • Poisonous Birds • Poolitics • Poorly built rocket bus • Post-domination bread parties • Profit • Pyramid • Quoting quotes • R2D2 • Readmesoon in Space: The crappy knockoff • Real Life Cops:The Reality Series* • References • Revenge • Rolling Hills of Africa • Roy G. Biv • Roy Horfice • Rubik's Cube • S. Hark (4/0/0) • Salmon moose • Salt • Saving the Village • Science • Seven • Severed Head • Shakespearian Creation • Shamrock Search Engine • Shopping • Shrimp paradox • Shovel Combat • Snowman (5/1/0) • Some assembly required • Something Stupid This Way Cometh (4/0/0) • Spelling* • Spelunking amendments • Spontaneous Implosion • Square foot • Stuck In a Hot Air Balloon • Summer • Suspicious Goat Lurking in the Corner • T3canolis • Taco Hell • Tarquin • Taco Men, The • Talking to trees • Ten Questions Asked at The Gates of Heaven • Tennis • That thing with the stuff • Thing rock pile • This will be an EPIC • Title • To the Brim • Today • Trains • Trash can • Trophy • Two-Legged Man, The • Thus • Uncle Bimbo • Uuuuuuuu • Warning • Welcome to Biscathorpe! • What to do when a volcano blows up • Where's Waldo Cow • Why?:Am I sinking in this sand? • Who the duck? • Windows 7 • Windows versus HIV • World's Longest Sentence • X • You feeble fool! (5/0/0) • YouTube Comments* (11/0/0)
IllogiNews[edit | edit source ]
IllogiNews: Child plays 'The Blame Game' • IllogiNews: Failing water company hits bottom line • IllogiNews: Four-legged phallus-shaped monster terrorizes village • IllogiNews:Illogico Co. unleashes dragon to scare competitors, gets arse burned • IllogiNews: IllogiNews ranked 4,765th among online news sources; hopes set for top ten by next month • IllogiNews:Irony strikes in ant-related massacre • IllogiNews:Man loses ear; finds duck underneath toenail • IllogiNews:Overly-duped salad bowls finally discover breakthrough box design • IllogiNews:Squidman and other exotics take home the scraps • IllogiNews:Trashcan company predicts the weather • IllogiNews: Vodka boost halts castle production
HowTo[edit | edit source ]
HowTo:Make something spontaneously implode • HowTo:Not Get Your Article Featured • HowTo:Peel an Apple • HowTo:Play in a lawnmower • HowTo:Write a decent article in an hour
"My Journey" Series[edit | edit source ]
Towards the Sun • To Japan • To the Centre of the Earth • To the North Pole • To Great Britain
