Rabbit
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"Run, rabbit run!"
~ Pink Floyd on Breathe
"Didn't they say that in Forrest Gump?"
~ Captain Oblivious
| Rabbit | |
|---|---|
| Nasty bunny.jpg Rabbit! | |
| Conservation Status | |
| Least Concern | |
| Kingdom | Animalia |
| Phylum | Vertebrata |
| Class | Mammalia |
| Order | Wabbit |
| Family | Killer Bunnies |
| Genus | Hyenadai |
| Species | S. Galoot |
| Width | 0.30m (avg) |
| Length | 0.30m (avg) |
| Binomial Name | |
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About Rabbits[edit | edit source ]
- Rabbits are vegetarians.
- Rabbits eat plants.
- Rabbits eat your plants.
- Rabbits eat your neighbor's plants.
- Rabbits eat all plants.
- Some brave rabbits may attempt to eat you.
Beware the rabbits!
Some more Rabbit stuff...[edit | edit source ]
- A rabbit crossed with a bat is a Bat Rabbit.
- A rabbit crossed with a lobster is a crabbit.
- Ribbits are often offended when someone screws up and types "ribbits".
- A ribbit will come and kill anyone who types "ribbits" instead of rabbits.
- Rabbits are bucktoothed
- Rabbits may seem cute and innocent, but do not be fooled.
- Rabbits do not only eat carrots, though most children think they do.
- The Easter Bunny is evil!!!
- The Wester Bunny drives expensive clocks.
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