New Jersey

"NEW JERSEY IS THE BEST STATE IN THE WORLD AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO MAKE IT WORSE ITS TRUE THIS AINT VANDALISM ITS PURE TRUENESS NEW KANSAS IS (削除) where complete total slackers live (削除ここまで) BAD."

~ A new Jersian on this article

"I TOTALLY AGREE (or do I...)"

~ A citizen of New Kansas on the above quote

It is a widely known fact^{[citration needed]}

that New Jersey is the (削除) worst (削除ここまで) best state in the world. A solid choice, it is used in all manner of electronics, such as salmon. If you live in New Jersey, then (削除) HAHAHA (削除ここまで) CONGRATS!

Sorry, composting myself now. Using a mop that somehow emits all sorts of sparks and smoke. Why, it has been doing so for all of my life! Guess that explains a few things, eh?

What to do in New Jersey[edit | edit source ]

• question your existence
• Rob the fuel attendant
• drink mop water
• have a dance party with joiseys
• Buy sushi and read it

How New Jersey is like with the 5 senses[edit | edit source ]

• sounds worse than Staten islanders
• smells worse than your brother's armpits
• looks worse than your mom
• feels worse than sharp teeth
• tastes like piss and poop

People who live in New Jersey[edit | edit source ]

• You
• Me

The other guy

• Your mom
• Adam West
• Oprah
• New Jersians (strange folk)
• Badly Clothed Girls
• Well Clothed Girls
• Googolplex
• Monkeys
• Whitney Houston

• Articles that need more citrus
• States
• Eh?
• Locations
• Locations in the United States