Chicken

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Are you man enough to take on the challenge ? Well, are ya?

Dude, what happened to my feathers? Hey! Someone's taken a bite out of my leg.

"KFC"
~ Cluck Norris on chickens

"Bock. Bock. Borgee?"
~ Chicken

Oh, man... Chicken? Ha ha. Chicken?

Yeah. Everything tastes like chicken, except chicken, strangely. Hens, on the other hand, taste more of srgakimbo.

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the liberals are coming for your chicken! quagmire is also coming for your cock as well! make sure your doors are locked.

He's a total chicken who's terror-stricken.

Actually, he's not — he's literally a potato.

What do you like? Leg or breast? If you chose the latter then you are a Virgo. True.

Chicken??? Or Chican?

Neither: the correct pronunciation is 'Chicane' or, on rare occasions, 'Sheer corn'.

CLUCK YOU!!

TURKEY GOOD CHICKEN BAD CHICKEN IS IMPOSTER MURDER CHICKEN AAAAAAAA

"Turkey lurkey." Chuck Norris on Turkey.