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偉大化學黨之神門捷列夫的神像

化學黨機密檔案

這篇文章的內容經門捷列夫認可,確定可以給化學黨黨員觀看。

懷疑本篇內容屬極度思想犯罪,下場可能是

正太被鈦製坦克壓扁。
御姐被銫跟王水反應的爆炸炸死。
怕冷的被液氮冰凍。
變態被兩塊超強鈥磁體夾爛腦袋。
怕電的被擲到電鍍池裏電死。
蘿莉被中子發射器輻射死。
怕熱的被放一把火燒焦。
水銀黨黨猿將渾身被撒上硫粉,藍後被TNT炸死!!!

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↑請做好防護措施。熒幕前的你做好了沒有?

櫻桃炸彈的凝望

警告:炸彈!!!

鍅這個主題內置了大量炸彈而充滿了恐怖的內容,繼而吸引大量炸彈人入侵。

在瀏覽本主題時,請當心隱藏的炸彈,穿上防爆盔甲,以避免被炸彈炸死。

P.S.:國家元首、大貪官以及各種膽小鬼請在保證不被炸死的條件下觀看,謝謝合作。。

鍅,一種邪惡的堿金屬,同樣是炸彈,半衰期22分鐘,放射性極強,會導致人死亡。

使用方式[編輯 ]

首先,弄到鈾礦渣(也就是含有鈾的渣渣)。

第二,等待大約9487000000年,直到鈾基本衰變。

第三,在5分鐘內以低溫提煉出鍅,純度至少達到99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999%。

第四,由於考慮到鍅會將鍅塊蒸發,那就用約占地[[圓周率|3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820975]平方光年的機械將其冷卻至絕對零度。

第五,你可以開始享受把鍅塊擲到水裏的樂趣了。

(注:鍅塊多半在你準備機械的時候衰變掉了,如果衰變了,重新來一遍。)