Showing posts with label Parody. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Parody. Show all posts
Thursday, July 16, 2009
DemocraChurch
Since the voice of the people is the voice of God (vox populi, vox dei), and since technology gives us instant feedback, we announce:
DemocraChurch!
Each week member of DemocraChurch vote on the sermon topic (including video clips), worship songs, skits, and church activities. This is tabulated by a computer program and presented to the church staff (who come up for re-election each month). The service is based on the voting and every week is different! You even vote on the hair style and clothing of the pastor and worship leader!
It is totally relevant, just-in-time church. It empowers the congregation to be as comfortable as possible at all times. No authority above the voters! No challenges to conform to old-age, worn out ideas. No dull theology!
DemocraChurch!
With DemocraChurch, you can receive an automatic email telling you what the voting results are for each week. If you don't like the line up, just stay home! Or, if there are several DemocraChurch's in your city, chose the one that suits you best.
Sunday, July 05, 2009
Lost in MeWorld
Hi, this is Me.
You need to know everything about Me. Here are hundreds of photos of Me. I am cool, cute, in the know, have photogenic friends, and those who aren't make Me look better. I can strike a pose, even hundreds of them: Me on display for you.
You need to know all My likes and dislikes, too: My favorite TV shows, movies, video games, foods, celebrities, clothes, tweets, and more. My trivia is your treasure--because it's Mine.
It's MeWorld: just Me for everyone out there, because you need to know Me. I need more friends on Facebook, more twitter partners, more posts on My blog, more cell calls, more links to Me, more emails to Me, more YouTube videos featuring Me.
You need to know everything about Me.
Don't you? Hello...
You need to know everything about Me. Here are hundreds of photos of Me. I am cool, cute, in the know, have photogenic friends, and those who aren't make Me look better. I can strike a pose, even hundreds of them: Me on display for you.
You need to know all My likes and dislikes, too: My favorite TV shows, movies, video games, foods, celebrities, clothes, tweets, and more. My trivia is your treasure--because it's Mine.
It's MeWorld: just Me for everyone out there, because you need to know Me. I need more friends on Facebook, more twitter partners, more posts on My blog, more cell calls, more links to Me, more emails to Me, more YouTube videos featuring Me.
You need to know everything about Me.
Don't you? Hello...
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