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    1. [02:02:43] * MDF_ (73404824@gateway/web/freenode/ip.115.64.72.36) has joined #uncyclopedia
    2. [02:02:44] <UncycBot> Starting the trivia. Round of 5000 questions. !strivia to stop. Total: 15410
    3. [02:02:54] <UncycBot> 1. Who wrote the novel' The Turn of the Screw'?
    4. [02:02:58] <No_one_at_all> Henry James
    5. [02:02:59] <UncycBot> Winner: No_one_at_all Answer: henry james Streak: 1 Points: 250 WPM: 31 Rank: 5th
    6. [02:03:15] <MDF_> hello
    7. [02:03:15] <UncycBot> 2. Category: Hitchhiker Guide: Name of the Paranoid Android.
    8. [02:03:29] <No_one_at_all> Marvin
    9. [02:03:30] <UncycBot> Winner: No_one_at_all Answer: marvin Streak: 2 Points: 251 WPM: 5 Rank: 5th
    10. [02:03:46] <UncycBot> 3. What are conifers?
    11. [02:03:57] <No_one_at_all> evergreen trees
    12. [02:04:06] <UncycBot> Here's a hint, cone be______ _____
    13. [02:04:07] <MDF_> I have been instructed to give you guys some news.
    14. [02:04:11] <No_one_at_all> cone bearing trees
    15. [02:04:11] <UncycBot> Winner: No_one_at_all Answer: cone bearing trees Streak: 3 Points: 252 WPM: 8 Rank: 5th
    16. [02:04:16] <MDF_> Anybody listening?
    17. [02:04:28] <UncycBot> 4. What so-called "war" spawned the dueling slogans "Better Dead Than RED" and "Better Red Than Dead" in the 1950's?
    18. [02:04:28] <No_one_at_all> MDF_ Not a bloody soul, Mr. Medium-Density Fiberboard
    19. [02:04:34] <No_one_at_all> Cold War
    20. [02:04:34] <UncycBot> Winner: No_one_at_all Answer: The Cold War Streak: 4 Points: 253 WPM: 26 Rank: 5th
    21. [02:04:50] <UncycBot> 5. What is the name of the toxic by-product, formed in the muscles during anaerobic respiration?
    22. [02:05:07] <No_one_at_all> Lactic Acid
    23. [02:05:08] <UncycBot> Winner: No_one_at_all Answer: lactic acid Streak: 5 Points: 254 WPM: 7 Rank: 5th
    24. [02:05:08] <MDF_> Make that bot shutup I am Frosty's brother and he asked me to pass on a message
    25. [02:05:17] <MDF_> And it's sort of important...
    26. [02:05:22] <No_one_at_all> MDF_: ok, Mr. Frosty's Brother, spill.
    27. [02:05:23] <UncycBot> 6. Lyrics: Name that Tune: I know a place where we can dance the whole night away underneath electric stars?
    28. [02:05:25] <No_one_at_all> !pause
    29. [02:05:25] <UncycBot> Trivia paused. !resume to resume.
    30. [02:05:39] <MDF_> He will be in hospital for the next week or so
    31. [02:05:50] <No_one_at_all> shit!
    32. [02:05:53] <No_one_at_all> appendix?
    33. [02:06:18] <MDF_> He got hit by a car (not too badly) but bad enough
    34. [02:06:21] <Zombiebaron> Hey MDF_
    35. [02:06:22] <No_one_at_all> 0.o
    36. [02:06:25] <Zombiebaron> Welcome to #uncyclopedia
    37. [02:06:41] <MDF_> So he asked me to come here and pass this on.
    38. [02:06:47] <No_one_at_all> MDF_: crikey! He's gonna be ok, though, right?
    39. [02:06:48] <Zombiebaron> Oh shit MDF_
    40. [02:06:53] <Zombiebaron> What happened?
    41. [02:07:04] <Zombiebaron> Tell him that we send him our best wishes
    42. [02:07:30] <No_one_at_all> No, don't send him our "best wishes"
    43. [02:07:36] <MDF_> It was at a crossing and the guy didn't see him until it was too late
    44. [02:07:36] <No_one_at_all> He'll never believe that
    45. [02:07:48] <MDF_> yes I will tell him this
    46. [02:07:52] <Zombiebaron> OH SHIT HE GOT HIT BY A CAR
    47. [02:08:05] <No_one_at_all> MDF_: brain injury or anything?
    48. [02:08:07] <No_one_at_all> his head ok?
    49. [02:08:44] <MDF_> Just a hell of a lot of fractures to legs and arms mainly
    50. [02:08:47] <Zombiebaron> Also tell him that we think he is a very gay and we hope the hospital can cure it for him
    51. [02:08:56] <MDF_> nothing serious with the head
    52. [02:09:04] <No_one_at_all> shut up Zombiebaron, MDF_ don't know ya, he might think you're serious
    53. [02:09:05] <MDF_> Um.... sure
    54. [02:09:33] * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Zombiebaron
    55. [02:09:37] <No_one_at_all> MDF_: tell frosty that Bizzeebeever says he's a terrible writer and an even worse administrator, and he'll know what I'm talking about.
    56. [02:09:42] <No_one_at_all> :)
    57. [02:09:50] <MDF_> Ok
    58. [02:10:17] <No_one_at_all> MDF_: no internal organs hurt or anything, I hope?
    59. [02:10:23] <No_one_at_all> No spleen problems or such?
    60. [02:10:30] <MDF_> Anyway, he should be back maybe the weekend after this one (hopefully)
    61. [02:10:41] * Zombiebaron has changed the topic to: #uncyclopedia: BREAKING NEWS: FROSTY GOT HIT BY A CAR. HIS BRAIN IS OK BUT HIS ARMS AND LEGS AREN'T. | Vote On All Of The Things All Of The Time (V.O.A.O.T.T.A.O.T.T.) |
    62. [02:10:41] <MDF_> No, the car wasn't going too quick
    63. [02:10:51] * Zombiebaron has changed the topic to: #uncyclopedia: BREAKING NEWS: FROSTY GOT HIT BY A CAR. HIS BRAIN IS OK BUT HIS ARMS AND LEGS AREN'T. | Vote On All Of The Things All Of The Time (V.O.A.O.T.T.A.O.T.T.)
    64. [02:11:29] <MDF_> So that is pretty much it, I'll keep you guys posted if anything comes up.
    65. [02:11:34] <No_one_at_all> MDF_: please do
    66. [02:11:41] <Zombiebaron> Thanks for telling us MDF_
    67. [02:12:41] <MDF_> Oh and he also said a number of users don't use IRC and should be informed in some way... Apparently, you'll figure something out.
    68. [02:12:42] <No_one_at_all> MDF_: Tell Frosty to get well soon, because the website will fall apart and catch fire without him, and that's not even a joke.
    69. [02:12:57] <MDF_> will it?
    70. [02:13:03] <Zombiebaron> Tell him we're all praying that the doctors can cure him of gay
    71. [02:13:08] <No_one_at_all> MDF_: well, sorta, yeah, he's pretty useful here.
    72. [02:13:22] <No_one_at_all> He's the only one who does...shit...around here.
    73. [02:13:39] <No_one_at_all> Everybody else sits in the channel, idling and talking to the bot.
    74. [02:13:44] <MDF_> Oh
    75. [02:13:48] <Zombiebaron> Yeah your brother is a national hero in Brazil because of his work on Uncyclopedia
    76. [02:13:58] <Zombiebaron> True facts.
    77. [02:14:00] <MDF_> Well he does practically live on the computer
    78. [02:14:16] <Zombiebaron> One day he will rule a small island nation.
    79. [02:14:25] <Zombiebaron> Because of his work on the computer.
    80. [02:14:29] <MDF_> Sounds... reasonable
    81. [02:14:49] <No_one_at_all> And also because he owns it.
    82. [02:14:54] <No_one_at_all> (the small island nation)
    83. [02:15:34] <MDF_> Ok
    84. [02:15:45] * awkisopen (skully@unaffiliated/awkisopen) has joined #uncyclopedia
    85. [02:15:49] <awkisopen> so I hear Frostee is dead
    86. [02:15:53] <No_one_at_all> Fuck you awkisopen
    87. [02:15:55] <Zombiebaron> too soon
    88. [02:16:07] <awkisopen> can we deop him NOW?
    89. [02:16:16] <awkisopen> it's cool I'll take his place
    90. [02:16:17] <MDF_> I have to go for a bit, I may return later
    91. [02:16:19] * No_one_at_all facepalm
    92. [02:16:28] <No_one_at_all> MDF_: see you around, best wishes and all that.
    93. [02:16:32] <awkisopen> hahahahah
    94. [02:16:32] <Zombiebaron> MDF_: Ok make sure to pass along our messages!
    95. [02:16:35] <awkisopen> this is hysterical
    96. [02:17:16] * awkisopen (skully@unaffiliated/awkisopen) has left #uncyclopedia ("first good news I've heard all year")
    97. [02:17:59] <Mr-ex777> No_one_at_all: read my article???
    98. [02:19:11] <Zombiebaron> ^^^^^^^^
    99. [02:19:30] <No_one_at_all> Mr-ex777: not yet.
    100. [02:19:31] <Zombiebaron> Mr-ex777: Did you hear Frosty got hit by a car?
    101. [02:19:42] <Mr-ex777> Zombiebaron: no
    102. [02:20:01] <Zombiebaron> Yeah read up the page a bit his brother just came in here and told us
    103. [02:20:22] <Mr-ex777> Zombiebaron: link?
    104. [02:20:28] * MDF_ has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
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