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[02:02:43] * MDF_ (73404824@gateway/web/freenode/ip.115.64.72.36) has joined #uncyclopedia

[02:02:44] <UncycBot> Starting the trivia. Round of 5000 questions. !strivia to stop. Total: 15410

[02:02:54] <UncycBot> 1. Who wrote the novel' The Turn of the Screw'?

[02:02:58] <No_one_at_all> Henry James

[02:02:59] <UncycBot> Winner: No_one_at_all Answer: henry james Streak: 1 Points: 250 WPM: 31 Rank: 5th

[02:03:15] <MDF_> hello

[02:03:15] <UncycBot> 2. Category: Hitchhiker Guide: Name of the Paranoid Android.

[02:03:29] <No_one_at_all> Marvin

[02:03:30] <UncycBot> Winner: No_one_at_all Answer: marvin Streak: 2 Points: 251 WPM: 5 Rank: 5th

[02:03:46] <UncycBot> 3. What are conifers?

[02:03:57] <No_one_at_all> evergreen trees

[02:04:06] <UncycBot> Here's a hint, cone be______ _____

[02:04:07] <MDF_> I have been instructed to give you guys some news.

[02:04:11] <No_one_at_all> cone bearing trees

[02:04:11] <UncycBot> Winner: No_one_at_all Answer: cone bearing trees Streak: 3 Points: 252 WPM: 8 Rank: 5th

[02:04:16] <MDF_> Anybody listening?

[02:04:28] <UncycBot> 4. What so-called "war" spawned the dueling slogans "Better Dead Than RED" and "Better Red Than Dead" in the 1950's?

[02:04:28] <No_one_at_all> MDF_ Not a bloody soul, Mr. Medium-Density Fiberboard

[02:04:34] <No_one_at_all> Cold War

[02:04:34] <UncycBot> Winner: No_one_at_all Answer: The Cold War Streak: 4 Points: 253 WPM: 26 Rank: 5th

[02:04:50] <UncycBot> 5. What is the name of the toxic by-product, formed in the muscles during anaerobic respiration?

[02:05:07] <No_one_at_all> Lactic Acid

[02:05:08] <UncycBot> Winner: No_one_at_all Answer: lactic acid Streak: 5 Points: 254 WPM: 7 Rank: 5th

[02:05:08] <MDF_> Make that bot shutup I am Frosty's brother and he asked me to pass on a message

[02:05:17] <MDF_> And it's sort of important...

[02:05:22] <No_one_at_all> MDF_: ok, Mr. Frosty's Brother, spill.

[02:05:23] <UncycBot> 6. Lyrics: Name that Tune: I know a place where we can dance the whole night away underneath electric stars?

[02:05:25] <No_one_at_all> !pause

[02:05:25] <UncycBot> Trivia paused. !resume to resume.

[02:05:39] <MDF_> He will be in hospital for the next week or so

[02:05:50] <No_one_at_all> shit!

[02:05:53] <No_one_at_all> appendix?

[02:06:18] <MDF_> He got hit by a car (not too badly) but bad enough

[02:06:21] <Zombiebaron> Hey MDF_

[02:06:22] <No_one_at_all> 0.o

[02:06:25] <Zombiebaron> Welcome to #uncyclopedia 

[02:06:41] <MDF_> So he asked me to come here and pass this on.

[02:06:47] <No_one_at_all> MDF_: crikey! He's gonna be ok, though, right?

[02:06:48] <Zombiebaron> Oh shit MDF_

[02:06:53] <Zombiebaron> What happened?

[02:07:04] <Zombiebaron> Tell him that we send him our best wishes

[02:07:30] <No_one_at_all> No, don't send him our "best wishes"

[02:07:36] <MDF_> It was at a crossing and the guy didn't see him until it was too late

[02:07:36] <No_one_at_all> He'll never believe that

[02:07:48] <MDF_> yes I will tell him this

[02:07:52] <Zombiebaron> OH SHIT HE GOT HIT BY A CAR

[02:08:05] <No_one_at_all> MDF_: brain injury or anything?

[02:08:07] <No_one_at_all> his head ok?

[02:08:44] <MDF_> Just a hell of a lot of fractures to legs and arms mainly

[02:08:47] <Zombiebaron> Also tell him that we think he is a very gay and we hope the hospital can cure it for him

[02:08:56] <MDF_> nothing serious with the head

[02:09:04] <No_one_at_all> shut up Zombiebaron, MDF_ don't know ya, he might think you're serious

[02:09:05] <MDF_> Um.... sure

[02:09:33] * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Zombiebaron

[02:09:37] <No_one_at_all> MDF_: tell frosty that Bizzeebeever says he's a terrible writer and an even worse administrator, and he'll know what I'm talking about.

[02:09:42] <No_one_at_all> :)

[02:09:50] <MDF_> Ok

[02:10:17] <No_one_at_all> MDF_: no internal organs hurt or anything, I hope?

[02:10:23] <No_one_at_all> No spleen problems or such?

[02:10:30] <MDF_> Anyway, he should be back maybe the weekend after this one (hopefully)

[02:10:41] * Zombiebaron has changed the topic to: #uncyclopedia: BREAKING NEWS: FROSTY GOT HIT BY A CAR. HIS BRAIN IS OK BUT HIS ARMS AND LEGS AREN'T. | Vote On All Of The Things All Of The Time (V.O.A.O.T.T.A.O.T.T.) |

[02:10:41] <MDF_> No, the car wasn't going too quick

[02:10:51] * Zombiebaron has changed the topic to: #uncyclopedia: BREAKING NEWS: FROSTY GOT HIT BY A CAR. HIS BRAIN IS OK BUT HIS ARMS AND LEGS AREN'T. | Vote On All Of The Things All Of The Time (V.O.A.O.T.T.A.O.T.T.)

[02:11:29] <MDF_> So that is pretty much it, I'll keep you guys posted if anything comes up.

[02:11:34] <No_one_at_all> MDF_: please do

[02:11:41] <Zombiebaron> Thanks for telling us MDF_

[02:12:41] <MDF_> Oh and he also said a number of users don't use IRC and should be informed in some way... Apparently, you'll figure something out.

[02:12:42] <No_one_at_all> MDF_: Tell Frosty to get well soon, because the website will fall apart and catch fire without him, and that's not even a joke.

[02:12:57] <MDF_> will it?

[02:13:03] <Zombiebaron> Tell him we're all praying that the doctors can cure him of gay

[02:13:08] <No_one_at_all> MDF_: well, sorta, yeah, he's pretty useful here.

[02:13:22] <No_one_at_all> He's the only one who does...shit...around here.

[02:13:39] <No_one_at_all> Everybody else sits in the channel, idling and talking to the bot.

[02:13:44] <MDF_> Oh

[02:13:48] <Zombiebaron> Yeah your brother is a national hero in Brazil because of his work on Uncyclopedia

[02:13:58] <Zombiebaron> True facts.

[02:14:00] <MDF_> Well he does practically live on the computer

[02:14:16] <Zombiebaron> One day he will rule a small island nation.

[02:14:25] <Zombiebaron> Because of his work on the computer.

[02:14:29] <MDF_> Sounds... reasonable

[02:14:49] <No_one_at_all> And also because he owns it.

[02:14:54] <No_one_at_all> (the small island nation)

[02:15:34] <MDF_> Ok

[02:15:45] * awkisopen (skully@unaffiliated/awkisopen) has joined #uncyclopedia

[02:15:49] <awkisopen> so I hear Frostee is dead

[02:15:53] <No_one_at_all> Fuck you awkisopen

[02:15:55] <Zombiebaron> too soon

[02:16:07] <awkisopen> can we deop him NOW?

[02:16:16] <awkisopen> it's cool I'll take his place

[02:16:17] <MDF_> I have to go for a bit, I may return later

[02:16:19] * No_one_at_all facepalm

[02:16:28] <No_one_at_all> MDF_: see you around, best wishes and all that.

[02:16:32] <awkisopen> hahahahah

[02:16:32] <Zombiebaron> MDF_: Ok make sure to pass along our messages!

[02:16:35] <awkisopen> this is hysterical

[02:17:16] * awkisopen (skully@unaffiliated/awkisopen) has left #uncyclopedia ("first good news I've heard all year")

[02:17:59] <Mr-ex777> No_one_at_all: read my article???

[02:19:11] <Zombiebaron> ^^^^^^^^

[02:19:30] <No_one_at_all> Mr-ex777: not yet.

[02:19:31] <Zombiebaron> Mr-ex777: Did you hear Frosty got hit by a car?

[02:19:42] <Mr-ex777> Zombiebaron: no

[02:20:01] <Zombiebaron> Yeah read up the page a bit his brother just came in here and told us

[02:20:22] <Mr-ex777> Zombiebaron: link?

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