SCP Foundation

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scp-3297- Gramma Always Remembers
scp-3358- Anomaly apartments Site 316 (featuring JanitorCakeworth JanitorCakeworth )
scp-3803- Custom Business Cards on the Go
scp-3923- Negotium Ficus
scp-4003- On Cowboys, Catholicism, and the Cretaceous (featuring SecretCrow SecretCrow and Papa Sen Papa Sen ) (14th place in the SCP-4000 contest!)
scp-4299- I See Life In Rosy Hues (featuring HotColes HotColes )
scp-4949- Dr. Wondertainment's dr playtime kit for the kiddosTM ft. dado (featuring Gabriel Jade Gabriel Jade )
scp-3879- Musical Jolly ApeTM by Dr. Wondertainment
scp-2983- Choco-Wonder Explosion Marshmallow Bites!TM by Dr. Wondertainment (featuring DarkStuff DarkStuff )
scp-3756- In Space, No One Can Hear Yee-Haw! (featuring Gabriel Jade Gabriel Jade )
scp-4988- Outsourced Customer Service Contact Center Solutions by APP Inc (featuring fishingenthusiast fishingenthusiast )
scp-3863- Hole-y Cow! I Can't Bee-Lieve it!
scp-1712 - An Unusual Occurrence On August 11th, 1959 - (REWRITE) original by anonymous
SCP-3867- ♡♡♡Sweet Cats & Perfect Dogs!♡♡♡ (featuring Captain Kirby Captain Kirby )
SCP-4512 - A Goddamn Filthy Teleporting Party Pool (featuring Woedenaz Woedenaz , Jade Skylar Jade Skylar , and Rounderhouse Rounderhouse )
SCP-020-J - A Pale Comparison
SCP-3874 -Six-Hundred to One
SCP-4206 - The Weighing of the Heart ( featuring Jade Skylar Jade Skylar )
SCP-3657 - Posthumous Hero (REWRITE) original by Westrin Westrin
scp-4522 - The Mystical Village of the Jade Peach (featuring Woedenaz Woedenaz )
SCP-4726 - G A M E R M I L K
SCP-4311 - I care about you. (featuring NatVoltaic NatVoltaic )
SCP-4046 - What do you want to be when you grow up?
SCP-4817 - Horseman Holiday Rentals in scenic King Louis XVI of France (featuring MaliceAforethought MaliceAforethought )
SCP-4256 - The Bootlegger's Press (featuring ihp) (🥉 3rd Place in the Collaboration Contest!)
SCP-4176 - taxes (featuring djkaktus djkaktus )
SCP-4056 - Nuclear Family Unit (featuring Captain Kirby Captain Kirby )
SCP-371-J - peanut funi xd 🥜😂
SCP-4982 - Heavy lies the crown.
SCP-4468 - Take a Wish (featuring DarkStuff DarkStuff )
SCP-4967 - Thaumielvis
SCP-4934 - The House That Chuck Built
SCP-4026 - guardian "angel"
SCP-4432- mr mister by dado
SCP-5555 - Made in Heaven (featuring Rounderhouse Rounderhouse and A Random Day A Random Day ) (9th Place in the SCP-5000 Contest!)
SCP-5231 - 127.0.0.WAN
SCP-5047 - Apartment Hunting (🥇1st Place in Jamcon 2020!)
SCP-654 - Thunderhorn (REWRITE) Original by A Fat Ghost A Fat Ghost
SCP-5633 - This Will Require A Great Deal of Blood (featuring A LOT OF PEOPLE)
SCP-5057 - Señor Taste
SCP-5148 - Qlippoth
SCP-5726 - Sparkling Magical Girl ♥ Darling Pink!! (featuring keyii keyii )
SCP-5813 - Mr. President II (featuring J Dune J Dune )
MDI-6726 - Emetic Ill Agent
SCP-3085 - Seasons Change (featuring SecretCrow SecretCrow )
SCP-726-EX- The Dowsing Rod
SCP-6161 - Confectionary Knife (REWRITE) Original by aroncrime aroncrime
SCP-6057 - Señor Boom
SCP-6911 - All I Need Is A Little Me Time
SCP-5287 - Smoke Signals (REWRITE) Original by Cremo Cremo
SCP-7726 - So long, and thanks for all the fish. (11th Place in the SCP-7000 contest!)
SCP-6938 - Alex Thorley Gets A Gift Horse (featuring Fishish Fishish )
SCP-6832 - Site-55's Ant Problem
SCP-7833 - El Vejigante de Carnival Ponceño (REWRITE) Original by Malachi Jace Maclir Malachi Jace Maclir
SCP-7260 - Daisy
SCP-7337 - Yata no Karasu (featuring Zyn Zyn )
SCP-1799 - Mr Laugh (REWRITE) Original by Anonymous.
SCP-7725 - S is for Saintly
SCP-7727 - uh oh stinky
SCP-7112 - Loveless
SCP-7573 - Email Killed The Snailmail Star (10th Place in ColdpostCon 2023!)
SCP-7926 - Pop! (featuring Nickthebrick1 Nickthebrick1 )
SCP-057-INT- Detective Marw and the Case of the Extra Facility (featuring HarryBlank HarryBlank and Rounderhouse Rounderhouse ) (🥇1st Place in Intcon 2023!)
SCP-7724 - The incredible shrinking Jack Waltzer (featuring Prismal Prismal and Liryn Liryn )
SCP-7221 - It's Mime-tic (featuring BitOddInnit BitOddInnit )
SCP-7981 - The Shadow Cabal (featuring Marceline_Raynes Marceline_Raynes )
SCP-7266 - the fun i'm having is out of this world (featuring MrBonesWildRide MrBonesWildRide )
SCP-6467- Boblin the Goblin (featuring Rakkran Rakkran and fairydoctor fairydoctor ) (🥇1st Place in Goblincon 2023, Fantasy Goblin Category!)
Abraka David's Proposal- A Peak Behind the Curtain (featuring A LOT OF PEOPLE)
SCP-6512 - Aren't Dinosaurs Supposed to Have Feathers?
SCP-7149 - Meet the Meat: Richard Nixon Edition
SCP-8400 - The Birch Knight and the Game of Three Chestnuts (featuring PeppersGhost PeppersGhost ) (13th place in the SCP-8000 contest!)
SCP-8000-EX - Dungeons & Denial & Dysphoria & Dragons (featuring Ihp Ihp )
SCP-8726 - Researcher James, Age 6, Eternally
SCP-1841 - Oh The Places You'll Go (REWRITE) Original by Anonymous
SCP-1046 - Black Me Out (REWRITE) Original by Anonymous
SCP-8913 - Site-333 Open Mic Night
SCP-8053 - Fish Fries (featuring Nickthebrick1 Nickthebrick1 )
SCP-821 - Dixie Fun Faire (featuring Queerious Queerious ) Original by Anonymous
SCP-1542 - The Feral Cats of Site-34
Nico's Proposal II - Exit Stage Left
SCP-ADMONITION-J - THE MADNESS OF PLACEHOLDER MCDOCTORATE
SCP-8725 - Loss, Erasure, Finding Oneself
CaliBold/HarryBlank/Nico Proposal: Arsène Lupin and the Foundation Affair (featuring Calibold Calibold and HarryBlank HarryBlank ) (🥈2nd Place in Public Domain Con 2025!)
SCP-8956 - The Constant Reflection (featuring Dino--Draws Dino--Draws )
SCP-8815 - To Pai, From the Moon (featuring sailorenoch sailorenoch )
SCP-8911 - Higher & Higher (featuring Diogene_s Diogene_s , Guaire Guaire , and Lemonsense Lemonsense ) (🥇1st Place in INT Canon Con 2025!)
SCP-8755 - We Shall Not Be Moved (featuring Queerious Queerious )
SCP-8728 - Roaring Through the Cosmos (featuring Pedagon Pedagon )
SCP-7728 - A File Found Open on Dr. Reynders' Laptop, Written By A Certain 6 Year-Old
SCP-8893 - With Apologies To Zoë Quinn
SCP-2681 - Animal Man (REWRITE) Original by Midgard Serpent Midgard Serpent
SCP-1976 - To My Son Who Will Never Know Me (REWRITE) Original by Anonymous.

critter profile: maya
critter profile: wobbles (featuring Jade Skylar Jade Skylar )
The Corncrake of Destiny
Caroll 055: The Workshop (featuring RockTeethMothEyes RockTeethMothEyes )
`Phoenix à La Mode` (KEN46/FRI98/PNX72) (featuring RockTeethMothEyes RockTeethMothEyes )
'Para-Pedigrees' PED464/CAN33/LUP22
Fifteenth Anonymous Donation
Hare 023: The Cheshire Cat (featuring Rounderhouse Rounderhouse )
Adoption Poster: Bandit!
The Deniers (featuring sepiafishie sepiafishie )
Project Kōza, 1942 (3rd place in Jamcon 2019 GoI Formats, Day One!)
Project Proposal 2014-1221: Finally Waking Up (🥇1st Place in Jamcon 2019 GoI Formats, Day Three!)
GRANT REQUEST FOR THE RE-CREATION OF AN ADVANCED POSTMORTEM NEURAL PRESERVATION SYSTEM- (featuring Lt Flops Lt Flops )
Zetetic Bulletin: The Myth of the Wu Xing Iris
UIU File: 2008-021
Carroll #280/R-01221 - (featuring ihp) (🥉3rd Place in the Collaboration Contest!)
SPC-001 CODENAME: Uncle Nicolini's Proposal: It's Lonely At the Top
Adoption Poster: Darius!
SPC-446
Project Proposal 2018-145: "Drinking With the Jocks" (🥇1st Place in Jamcon 2020!)
Critter Profile: Sparky! (featuring Ralliston Ralliston )
Critter Profile: Chuck.
The Lands Nobody Returns From (featuring Ralliston Ralliston )
Critter Profile: Sandra and George! (featuring Tstaffor Tstaffor )
SPC-1548 (featuring LORDXVNV LORDXVNV )
The Virtue of Resilience (featuring Guaire Guaire and AriadnesThread AriadnesThread )
A friendly guide to the Katharsys music festival (featuring Diogene_s Diogene_s )
Dark Sushi File No. 1221 "Waniika Nigiri"
GRANT REQUEST FOR THE UTILIZATION OF SUB-REALITY SPACES FOR THE CREATION OF SECURE SUPERLUMINAL COMMUNICATION CHANNELS (featuring Ralliston Ralliston )
Dark Sushi File No: 1015 - Paella Marinera (featuring Diogene_s Diogene_s )
SPC-7000 (featuring Grigori Karpin Grigori Karpin )
Project Proposal 2049-154: "Echoes" (featuring Ralliston Ralliston )
魂-S-2049 "Anima Back-Ups"
Daeva Cooking And You
KTE-1221-Parallax NACL Carcinoma (🥇1st Place in INT Canon Con 2025!)
Critter Profile: Teemo!
The Madness Sets In Fast
Critter Profile: Slappy!
The Color of Static

Cack hard (featuring Gabriel Jade Gabriel Jade )
classy carlos goes to therapy
tim wilson's close shave
seven days with mr. fish
cack hard 2: revengeance: reloaded (featuring Gabriel Jade Gabriel Jade )
(too) late registration
moon champion's cinco de mayo extravaganza (2nd place in the Halloween 2018 contest!)
i don't get it, but i'll figure it out.
digging up the past (featuring Gabriel Jade Gabriel Jade )
who wants to live forever? (featuring Gabriel Jade Gabriel Jade )
the hermit, death, and the devil (featuring Gabriel Jade Gabriel Jade )
RAISA-6147 (PENDING ASSIGNMENT)
square your shoulders, lift your pack, and leave your friends and go.
Reality TV, Designer Pets, and Fine Dining
Nobody likes having enemies
A Walk in the land of the nameles
Wonder World Dossier
Persephone Project (featuring Gabriel Jade Gabriel Jade )
SCP-049-ΩK
S&C Paper (3rd place in Jamcon 2019 Tales Section, Day Two!)
Dark was the night, cold was the ground
Masquerade's End
Gluttony is Impossible
#stormsite19
Are We Gentrified Yet? (featuring UraniumEmpire UraniumEmpire )
Lord Blackwood in the Land of Wonder (featuring Raddagher Raddagher )
The Case of the Bathroom Cheese Labels (featuring DolphinSlugchugger DolphinSlugchugger )
Fanfa
Scenes from Site-64 - (Mass collab)
Robin
La Persistencia De La Memoria
& the Endings Thereof (featuring DarkStuff DarkStuff )
Alice Özdemir (featuring DarkStuff DarkStuff )
Cool Guys Don't Look At Explosions (🥇 1st Place in Jamcon 2020!)
Clef Goes To The DMV
Dr. Cimmerian Hits Reply All
SCP-5057 Additional Documentation (featuring ratking666 ratking666 )
Parawatch Intro Thread (featuring nykacolaquantum)
Ace of Hearts
HOGSLICE vs bones
Halloween Anthology In Boring 2021
SCP Wiki Discussion Page Simulator (featuring DarnellJermaine DarnellJermaine )
The Remains Of The Day
Chasing The Union
Wilson's Wildlife Solutions Orientation
Life Insurance Policy (🥇1st Place in Departmentcon 2022!)
Sebastian
Two Coffins
Borne on the FM Waves of the Heart
Opus Confidant April 1st 2023 Spotlight (Mass Collab)
What Came After (featuring Grigori Karpin Grigori Karpin )
Paralytic States
Aces Deuces
Being Dzhey Evervud
Shape Shift With Me
Nico's Proposal
Before the Storm
Tactical Theology Disciplinary Meeting for Diana Ribiero
An Epitaph For SCP-173
There's Ngo Helping This One
Merry Christmas, Jude Kriyot
One Hundred and Fifty Thousand (REWRITE) Original by TroutMaskReplica TroutMaskReplica
Drunkenly Stumbling Down Memory Lane (featuring Maxyfran73 Maxyfran73 )
Internal JOICL-PENTAGRAM Communication Regarding Project SCARLET DAWN (featuring Ralliston Ralliston )
Lecture notes of Dr. Clef's workshop, "Real Life and You: How to Survive when Barely Functional." (featuring FlyPurgatorio FlyPurgatorio and Prismal Prismal )
Just Another Day
One More Tomorrow (featuring A LOT OF PEOPLE)
Sublimation
Because of The Shame (featuring Queerious Queerious )
Myocardial Infarction
July 26th ETTRA Emergency Meeting
Asset Florida Orange (🥈2nd Place in WRATHCON 2024!)
Agent, Father, Motherfucker: Alto Clef, in memoriam (featuring A LOT OF PEOPLE)
Fuckmylife666
It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Breachmas (featuring Prismal Prismal )
reSCPes - Prepare, Cook, Serve up! (featuring Harmacy Harmacy and FlyPurgatorio FlyPurgatorio )
A Song Without Words
Lillian Lillihammer And The Great Meme War
Cold Turkey - A Prelude
Divine Intervention (featuring Grigori Karpin Grigori Karpin )
Pediatric Para-Psychology
I Told You That I Was Afraid
A Passing Rain
I live my life as a palindrome. Backwards and forwards, and yet, exactly the same.
The Pursuit of Knowledge, and Other Frivolities
The Containment of Arsène Lupin (🥈2nd Place in Public Domain Con 2025!)
WANTED: THE THIEVES' DOMAIN (🥈2nd Place in Public Domain Con 2025!)
Tall and Short Tales of the Thieves' Domain (🥈2nd Place in Public Domain Con 2025!)
Herlock Sholmes Arrives Too Late (featuring Calibold Calibold )
High Pressure Low
As It Happened (featuring Guaire Guaire , Lemonsense Lemonsense , and Diogene_s Diogene_s ) (🥇1st Place in INT Canon Con 2025!)
Point / Counterpoint (🥇1st Place in INT Canon Con 2025!)
If They Like You, I Like You
We Will Fall Together (featuring Queerious Queerious )
Nats Ants
Because I Could Not Stop For Death
Expert In A Dying Field
The Arlington Summit
Change in the Weather
Is This Land Still Made For You And Me?

Standalone
'Things what do a thing'- An Essay On Anomalies That Are Things That Do A Thing
Nico's Guide to Image Licensing, Sources, and other Esoteric Stuff this was actually originally written for the spanish wiki, but i translated it to english and posted here too.
Greenlights Made Easy: An Essay on Communicating Elevator Pitches and Central Narratives
Essay On Common Newbie Ideas + How To Better Ideate Your SCP
Rewrite Guide - featuring Modern_Erasmus Modern_Erasmus and Queerious Queerious
Essay On Structuring Idea Crit
Narrative Hooks: How To Reel In Your Audience - featuring Queerious Queerious


GoIs And You
GoIs and You Hub
GoI Field Guide - Made with mlister mlister and Elenee FishTruck Elenee FishTruck
GoIs and You: dado and Gamers Against Weed Essay
GoIs and You: The Real Adventures in Crapitalism, or, Alignment Chart Nonsense
GoIs and You: What the Fuck Is An Alexylva?
GoIs and You: Government Alphabet Soup
GoIs and You: Random Grab Bag I
GoIs and You: Holy Heck!

Hubs
alexylva university hub - made with Rounderhouse Rounderhouse and ihp
ode to the unknown author
Gears Day Collection
Ambrose Restaurants Hub - made with Proasek Proasek
The Ursus Maritimus Incident Hub (featuring Jade Skylar Jade Skylar and DarkStuff DarkStuff )
Bearitage-Collection - April Fools 2019!
Cack-Hub - Crack Fiction Hub!
A Non-Prophet Organization Hub- Hub for Goi2019 contest. Made with Lt Flops Lt Flops
Take It Away My Darling Made with DarkStuff DarkStuff
Sciptember 2022
Halloweencon 2022
Fire Suppression Department Hub - featuring UraniumEmpire UraniumEmpire
Remixcon 2023
Secure Facility Dossier: Site-55
What A Wonderful World Hub - featuring DarkStuff DarkStuff and Dino--Draws Dino--Draws
Pridefest - featuring syuzhet syuzhet and Naepic Naepic
Eventyr Hub - featuring A LOT OF PEOPLE
Unconditional Love Hub
Wilson's Wildlife Solutions Hub (with DarkStuff DarkStuff )
Arsene Lupin vs the SCP Foundation -featuring HarryBlank HarryBlank and Calibold Calibold
Manhattan Crisis: New York Minute Hub (🥇1st Place in INT Canon Con 2025!)
Pridefest 2025 (featuring Queerious Queerious and sailorenoch sailorenoch )
Ever After Hub

CSS Themes
Halloween Theme Css theme with NewyRose NewyRose
Trans Pride theme (featuring Ellie3 Ellie3 )
Alexylva Theme css theme for Alexylva University.
I-57 Theme Made with Dc_Yerko Dc_Yerko and Rounderhouse Rounderhouse
Eventyr Theme - featuring Queerious Queerious , FlyPurgatorio FlyPurgatorio , and Fish^12 Fish^12

Esoteric
Sciptember 2022 Art Highlights - featuring the Artist Community!
Licensebox Component (REWRITE) Original by CityToast CityToast
Gears Day 2024 (I even wrote a creepypasta for this one!)
Gears Day 2025 (Again, wrote a creepypasta for this one!)
Studies Policy

French To English
scp-335-fr - Lacrymodjinn (Original by DrGemini DrGemini )
Humanism and Aesthetics (Original by DrTesla DrTesla )
SCP-1054-FR-J - Schisms - (Original by DrGemini DrGemini , co-translated with macro_au_micro macro_au_micro )
Narrative Anomalies Orientation (Original by Felter Finalis Felter Finalis , co-translated with macro_au_micro macro_au_micro )

Spanish to English
Danger: Incinideer! (Original by Dc_Yerko Dc_Yerko )
Herman Fuller Presents: The Doctor of Death (Original by Dc_Yerko Dc_Yerko )
SCP-ES-101-J - The Hard-To-Open Container (Original by LechugaNinja LechugaNinja )
SCP-ES-234 - Detective Marw (Original by Jakuwoski Jakuwoski )
SCP-ES-113 - Special Deal (Original by Dc_Yerko Dc_Yerko )
SCP-ES-357 - The Yankee and the Gusano (Original by me)
Marw (The Reincarnated One) -(Original by agente alan agente alan )
Dark Sushi File No. 995 "Suisame" - (Original by LechugaNinja LechugaNinja )
SCP-ES-115 - This is the Metro of Franco's Spain (Original by Dr Reach Dr Reach )
Little Dark Star Shoppe of Minerals (Original by Amai-Ixchel Amai-Ixchel and Dc_Yerko Dc_Yerko )
Danger: Medellin Hippos! (Original by me)
Hatuey, the First American Rebel (Original by Diogene_s Diogene_s and me) (5th Place in Necronomicon 2024!)
SCP-ES-076 - Did you know that in 1998, Mikhail Gorbachev appeared in a Pizza Hut commercial? Just something to consider. (Original by me)

Polish to English
SCP-PL-274 - A Morbillion Years In Captivity - (Original by Fedorian Fedorian )

Japanese to English
SCP-2910-JP - Magical Girls Fly through Manhattan’s Crimson Dark (Original by O-92_Mallet O-92_Mallet )
Manhattan Crisis Theme (Original by Mishary Mishary )
Frenzied Overture (Original by islandsmaster islandsmaster )
SC-99/734/01/506 (Original by O-92_Mallet O-92_Mallet )
Manhattan Dimensional Collapse, GOC Intervention Imminent? (Original by stengan774 stengan774 ), co-translated with JackalRelated JackalRelated
SCP-2912-JP - Our Broken Mobile Spiritual Broken Gundam (Original by stengan774 stengan774 )
UIU File 2001-745 (Original by O-92_Mallet O-92_Mallet )

logo by dc_yerko

hello yes
these are characters that I have created or have influenced the direction of greatly. though they aren't wildly popular, i figure i may as well include documentations of their appearances, personalities, traits, etc just in case you want to use one of them in your story/scp.

also if i find out you lewded any of them i will go to your house and you will be very sorry

SUMMARY
Dr. Everwood (they/them, it/its) is a bright and cheerful person, despite their somewhat glum appearance. They have short brown hair, green eyes, and look tired most of the time. Is missing their right arm, which they lost in a [DATA EXPUNGED] incident. Doesn't like the prosthetic arm but wears it when necessary. Despite their snark and grump, they know how to have fun and like doing so. Identifies as nonbinary, but still responds to female pronouns despite looking very androgynous (and liking it that way). Born and raised in Havana, Cuba, but moved to the US. Speaks Spanish and English. Has a tendency to ramble.

As of spring 2024, they are dating Doctor Ilse Reynders.

You can use them as a GoI specialist if you like, as that's what they enjoy. Works for the UIU as a rookie agent in the Aces and Eights canon. Lead Dr. Wondertainment researcher in Wonderful World canon.

HOW DO THEY LIKE THEIR COFFEE?
Prefers bubble tea, but if forced to drink coffee likes espresso with a little bit of sugar.
HOW OFTEN DO THEY SAY SWEARS
Sometimes.
WHAT IS THEIR FAVORITE MEAL?
Moros y Cristianos
WHAT IS THEIR FAVORITE ANIMAL?
Hercules Beetle
WHAT IS THEIR FAVORITE SHOW?
Comedy Bang Bang!
WHAT IS THEIR FAVORITE SONG?
High Pressure Low by Against Me!
WHAT ARE THEIR THOUGHTS ON WEEZER?
doesn't like weezer.

art by Olicus

LOVINGLY MADE WITH MY FRIEND AND PAL DARKSTUFF

SUMMARY
Faeowynn Wilson (she/her) (born Felix Wilson) is Tim Wilson's daughter and the second person to run Wilson's Wildlife Solutions. She is very intelligent and inherited her father's love for animals, but is a lot more competent and responsible than him. Is a very 'no-nonsense' person. She is tan, has shoulder length hair, brown eyes, has an athletic body type, and is often seen wearing a WWS-embroidered khaki shirt and shorts. Smells of sunscreen. Is dating fellow WWS volunteer Alex Molina. She went to college at NYU for Accounting. She has a love for cooking that isn't often explored because she's very busy dealing with Wilson's.

Dislikes Marshall Carter and Dark. Is friends with Holly 'Wondertainment' Light in Wonderful World canon. Is aware of Three Portlands and the Wanderer's Library. Goes by 'JuliaChildEnthusiast' on GAW chatrooms. Is friends with Jude Kriyot, JJ, and Esther Kogan.

HOW DOES SHE LIKE HER COFFEE?
She doesn't really like coffee, but will drink it black if presented with it. Maybe that's why she dislikes it?
HOW OFTEN DOES SHE SWEAR?
In front of her dad? Never. Elsewhere? depends on how angry she is.
WHAT IS HER FAVORITE MEAL?
Beef Bourguinon
WHAT IS HER FAVORITE ANIMAL?
Capybara
WHAT IS HER FAVORITE SHOW?
The French Chef with Julia Child
WHAT IS HER FAVORITE SONG?
Paralytic States by Against Me!
WHAT ARE HER THOUGHTS ON WEEZER?
big fan!

SUMMARY

Rex Alces (he/him, they/them) (born Gracie Alces) is an awkward individual. He doesn't pick up well on social queues, is prone to talking too much and getting in trouble for it, and has had at least one run-in with the Ethics Committee over his treatment of humanoid anomalies. Rex is a very anxious person, and is plural. His headmates are Atlas (a loose-lipped and fiery taxidermy enthusiast), Wally (a rather relaxed and carefree individual), and Janus (a serious, though artistically inclined person). Rex is short, has long black hair with purple streaks, and sports shitty, patchy facial hair. He works as Dr. Everwood's assistant at Site-55.

HOW DOES HE LIKE HIS COFFEE?
With a lot of sugar.
HOW OFTEN DOES HE SWEAR?
Like a god damn sailor.
WHAT IS HIS FAVORITE MEAL?
Mac n Cheese
WHAT IS HIS FAVORITE ANIMAL?
Dog
WHAT IS HIS FAVORITE SHOW?
The Joy Of Painting
WHAT IS HIS FAVORITE SONG?
I/Me/Myself by Will Wood
WHAT ARE HIS THOUGHTS ON WEEZER?
Really likes Island In The Sun and Buddy Holly.