SCP-300-J when recovered from ██████ offices, Port Elizabeth, South Africa.
Item #: SCP-300-J
Object Class: Shatterproof Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-300-J is to be kept in a locked containment box in storage. Level-2 researchers are permitted to worship test SCP-300-J per Site director discretion.
Description: SCP-300-J is the a omniscient sentient, magnificent standard brand, crimson red plastic ruler of the kingdom of storage box 397-E with the supreme gift anomalous ability to affect all mention of its raw power existence. No imperfections measurement markings are indicated on its divine body surface.
Once a peasant human acknowledges its perfection existence, SCP-300-J will try to remind convince them that IT IS it is a ruler of a kingdom. SCP-300-J does this by enlightening interrupting all forms of human communication. SCP-300-J's authority compulsion is noted to be easily overcome not for long, filth, usually by correcting any statements involving the object.
Once mortals behold visual contact is made with SCP-300-J, it will begin to gift communicate with observers telepathically, often interrupting thoughts and redirecting them to its greatness its presence.
The following is taken from audio transcriptions combined with notes transcribed by Dr. Donald during the interview.
Dr. Donald: "Good day, Your Magnif- Uh- SCP-300-J."
SCP-300-J: "Fool, acknowledge your one and only Ruler."
Dr. Donald: "I am not worthy of y- fuck… I am not inclined to do that, SCP-300-J. Please tell us, which kingdo- urrgh… where do you hail fr- ah come on!"
SCP-300-J: "You wish to know of the kingdom from which I hail. Yet you do not understand that I am the one hailed. You'd better get this straight, my rule is beyond measure!"
Dr. Donald: "Right, I think that's enough. Ending prais- urgh fuck this thing. Ending interview."
SCP-300-J: "Tell that damned crown to stop stealing my glory! This is where I'm drawing the line! Give a crown an inch and he thinks he's a bloody ruler."
Dr. Donald: "Oh god."
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