SCP-1401-EX
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SCP-1401-EX-6

Item #: SCP-1401-EX

Object Class: Pending Explained

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1401-EX instances are to be kept on file at Site-19 and are available on request. Investigations into the whereabouts of PoI-6922 is currently ongoing within the state of Illinois.

Description: SCP-1401-EX is the collective designation for a group of 22 printed images. These images were previously found printed and stapled onto telephone poles around Illinois, USA. SCP-1401-EX instances take the form of a warning poster, informing the viewer of a nonexistent ailment defined as "being scrombled [sic]." The stylization of these posters is similar to numerous internet memes and are often edited to be surreal and nonsensical for comedic effect. The listed symptoms of SCP-1401-EX vary between instances but are often unclear or nonsensical phrases with poor grammar. These include:

  • Experience of dust
  • Bones being not from your elbow
  • Not from the tuba
  • Knowledge of the energy within the green around
  • Partaking in the peepee or poopoo
  • Entities in the surroundings

Instances will always end with the sentence, "Don’t worry about it it’s fine."

The phrasing of these symptoms is thought to be intentionally suggestive to confuse readers of SCP-1401-EX currently suffering from mild ailments. Individuals claiming to have been affected by SCP-1401-EX have been found to have symptoms unrelated to the poster’s contents, with effects of a preexisting injury or illness being attributed to SCP-1401-EX. Mental examinations of these individuals have consistently found them to be suffering a form of hypochondria.

History: SCP-1401-EX was first reported on 07/03/2020 when pieces of documentation from Illinois hospitals describing a "mystery disease" were discovered. An embedded Agent was able to interview a number of individuals, all of which described SCP-1401-EX as the source of their information regarding the disease. MTF Eta-10 ("See No Evil") was deployed to contain the anomaly, which was originally thought to be cognitohazardous. Nine instances were discovered and were given to the Site-19 cognitohazardous research facility. After extensive testing, it was determined that SCP-1401-EX possessed no anomalous properties.

During post recovery analysis, SCP-1401-EX was mentioned in several chat rooms associated with GoI-5869 ("Gamers Against Weed"). The following are chat logs discussing SCP-1401-EX’s initial distribution.


Excerpt: July 24th, 2020

octogami: just putting it in front of a noun doesnt make it an insult
wheelonwheels: you absolute egg

ToasterDoot has joined.

octogami: egg is already an insult mcbitchtits
ToasterDoot: Im back
ToasterDoot: @Sunnova I posted this one around earlier. should I make another or will more of thsee work?

ToasterDoot uploaded file 1804379137.png 1mb

octogami: whats this for?
ToasterDoot: Making a point
Sunnova: dude where have you been
Sunnova: its been like a month
wheelonwheels: im experincing dust lol what the hell is this
ToasterDoot: Sorry, got caught up in dome irl stuff
ToasterDoot: *some
octogami: you’ve been gone since febuary what happened
ToasterDoot: I had to move apartments after some stuff with my landlord
ToasterDoot: Don’t really want to talk about it
Sunnova: even so, I stand by what I said when you first suggested this
wheelonwheels: @octogami i dont even work at mcdees
ToasterDoot: wym?
Sunnova: just because something looks weird dorsnt mean the cage cleaners are gonna swoop up and throw it into their underground suite
octogami: also what do ypu mean by posting them around?
octogami: you giving these out at the county fair?
ToasterDoot: No like on street lights n poles n shit
wheelonwheels: givinb them out at the local poetry night lol
octogami: so you're just putting these out in public?
wheelsonwheels: y doh?
ToasterDoot: To use up janitor resources
ToasterDoot: Waste their time
ToasterDoot: I just wNt to make some sort of impact
octogami: that’s it?
octogami: you just want to inconvenience yhem?
ToasterDoot: I don’t fucking know man
ToasterDoot: I just want to feel like I’m doing anything at all
Sunnova: this isnt the way to go about it
ToasterDoot: I can’t even see my fucking family anymore
ToasterDoot: I had to cut ties with everyone I knew
Sunnova: listen
Sunnova: all of us are in the same situation
wheelsonwheels: if you want to hurt them why not make it harmful
Sunnova: but doing this isnt going to make it better for you
wheelsonwheels: have it make their heads turn into plaster or something
Sunnova: this isn’t how ypw do it either
ToasterDoot: @wheelsonwheels Because I'm not them
ToasterDoot: Because we don’t kidnap people and lock them in cells for the rest of their lives
ToasterDoot: We don’t destroy everything we can’t wxplain
octogami: agreed
Sunnova: we all want to do something
Sunnova: but until there’s some way that isn’t going to hurt anyone else we’re up shit creek
Sunnova: i know it fucking sucks
Sunnova: but we need to find a better solution
ToasterDoot: Even if it does nothing I want to feel like I’m doing sonwthing
Sunnova: fine
Sunnova: just take some time to cool off after you’re done

ToasterDoot uploaded file 1804379137.png 1mb

ToasterDoot: I will
ToasterDoot: Does this one look better
octogami: remove the green filter over the title and its good
ToasterDoot: Alright
ToasterDoot: I'm heading out
ToasterDoot: I'm gonna lie down and think some stuff over

ToasterDoot has left [Client Disconnect]

octogami: hope she hasn’t been putting them near her apartment or she’ll be moving again real soon
wheelsonwheels: she probably thought it out
wheelsonwheels: you absolute goose
octogami: fuck off


Excerpt: July 24th, 2020 (Private Messages)

ToasterDoot: Do you think the leak got all that?
bones: The other member has left, so I would assume.
ToasterDoot: Good
ToasterDoot: Just to be sure

ToasterDoot uploaded file importantdetails.png 3mb

bones: Do you really believe a Foundation operative would open a file titled "importantdetails.png?"
ToasterDoot: I don’t know, maybe this one lacks common sense.
bones: What do you think you’re going to accomplish with this whole act?
ToasterDoot: At the very least, some time for me to relocate my projects
ToasterDoot: I wasn’t lying when I said I needed tl move apartments
bones: I would suggest having a better method of relocation next time you need to move.
bones: It was difficult convincing octogami to be so cooperative.
ToasterDoot: Legitimately though, thanks
bones: Of course.
ToasterDoot: Tell Sunnova I’ll send him the magic kitkat link soon

ToasterDoot has left [Client Disconnect]



rating: +320
Footnotes
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