Come on and slam…
And welcome to the 72-Hour Jam Contest!
A jam contest, you say? What's that?
It's simple. From February 17th through February 19th, you will write three stories over a three day period, competing for honor, glory, and meaningless prizes. This contest is designed to squeeze inspiration out of you and see what kind of works you can produce in an accelerated timeframe.
The Grand Prize
The Grand Prize goes to Rimple Rimple with a cumulative 197 upvotes!
The Silver Medal goes to Weryllium Weryllium with 139 total upvotes!
Congratulations to you both, as well as to every other participant for submitting damn fine work!
The Contest
The contest will be broken up into three periods of 24 hours each. At the beginning of each period, a THEME will be announced. From the moment the THEME is announced, contestants will have exactly 24 hours to write an article based on that theme. All contest articles posted for each period must adhere to that period's theme - if you write an article for the first period but only post it in the second period, that article will be disqualified.
Winners will be determined by vote count. There will be first place winners for each theme, as well as a Grand Prize Winner for the entrant who writes for all three themes and amasses the highest overall vote count.
You are free to solicit as much critique as you can get within the time period.
Rules:
- The contest will begin at 12:01 AM (EST) on February 17 and end at 12:01 AM (EST) on February 20.
- Authors may not collab with each other. One author per article only! You can still get critique from as many people as you can!
- As soon as a theme is announced, entries for that theme are OPEN. As soon as the NEXT theme is announced, entries for the PREVIOUS theme are CLOSED. You can still post articles for closed themes, but they will not be considered as valid entries.
- Authors may submit any number of entries per theme. Only the three highest-rated entries (highest entry per theme) will be considered for voting totals.
- Each theme's entries will have seven days, beginning from the END of their posting period, to accumulate votes. At the end of this period, net upvotes will be tallied and used to determine the final placements.
- All types of articles - SCPs, Tales, and GOI Formats - are allowed.
- Entries can be as long or as short as you want, stretching over multiple articles or centered on a single page.
- Authors do not have to submit entries for all three themes; you may pick and choose which themes to submit to, but only authors who submit entries for all three themes will be considered for the Grand Prize.
- No significant edits after the entry has been posted. If you wouldn't do it to someone else's work, don't do it to your own until the contest ends.
- Contest entries will go through the normal deletion process. As there is no limit on the number of entries you may post, you may always reenter. However, you may not repost a new version of a previously deleted entry in the contest. You can always submit these documents to the site again, but they cannot reenter the contest.
- Entries must be new. You cannot edit or suggest an existing document for this contest.
- Tag your entries with 'jam-con2018'.
Winners will be chosen through total upvotes. At the conclusion of the contest, a post will be made by the judges announcing winners and awarding special prizes to deserving entries. The judges for this contest are A Random Day A Random Day and ProcyonLotor ProcyonLotor - please PM them with any further questions you might have.
The Themes
Dawn of the First Day: Murder Mystery
Murder Mystery Top 3!
- Communism will win Communism will win with SCP-3154: Terminal State Inducer.
- Weryllium Weryllium with SCP-049-D.
- PeppersGhost PeppersGhost with SCP-3306: The Murder-Go-Round.
Special Awards!
All Entries!
Entries
- SCP-3978 by ModernMajorGeneral
- SCP-3306 by PeppersGhost
- SCP-3190 by kinchtheknifeblade
- SCP-3643 by LordStonefish
- SCP-3422 by Tanhony
- Cleaner by DolphinSlugchugger
- I Am Not There, I Did Not Die by Taffeta
- SCP-3154 by Communism will win
- UIU File: 1941-016 by stormbreath
- The Lizard is Dead by fieldstone
- Who Killed Head Researcher Jamison? by Baronjoe
- SCP-3772 by Rimple
- Yellow Plumbers by (user deleted)
- SCP-3630 by Vole Friend
- SCP-3510 by NatVoltaic
- Don't Forget The Dead by XilasCrowe
- Utter Depravity by DrChandra
- Conservation of Bullshit by MaliceAforethought
- Internal Investigation (I-49274) by MrWrong
- SCP-3795 by ObserverSeptember
- SCP-3177 by OthellotheCat
- SCP-3248 by notgull
- SCP-3940 by Modern_Erasmus
- SCP-3585 by surbet11
- Flick of the Wrist by Decibelles
- Bag Man Begins by LibraZero
- SCP-3937 by Quantum Physician
- Clean Up Act by DeviantDharma
- SCP-3405 by Captain Kirby
- SCP-049-D by Weryllium
- SCP-3167 by (user deleted)
- The Suicide Of Dr. Daniel F████████ by toadking07
- SCP-3976 by junkmail-lt
Dawn of the Second Day: Tropical
Tropical Top 3!
- Kalinin Kalinin with SCP-3977: Hawaiian Punch.
- Weryllium Weryllium with SCP-3759: Isle of the Tortoise Terminarch.
- Rimple Rimple with SCP-3224: The Miracle of Life.
Special Awards!
Why We Can't Have Nice Things: The official complainants, for making sure there will be a new rule in the next contest, and the sly dogs involved, who know what they did.
/r/HailCorporate: Kalinin, with SCP-3977, for writing the best article that made me want to buy a commercial product!
All Entries!
Entries
- SCP-3227 by Moohab
- Dr. Keith Partridge and the Strawberry Banana Smoothie of DOOM! by (user deleted)
- Sands Of Time by (user deleted)
- SCP-3695 by GrimmCreeper
- SCP-3654 by MayD
- SCP-3766 by MaliceAforethought
- The Night Beach by Tanhony
- Roller by DolphinSlugchugger
- SCP-3891 by ModernMajorGeneral
- Vacation Opportunity by notgull
- SCP-3642 by MegalomaniacInchworm
- Found in the Journal of a Lost Naturalist by Karnickel
- Now I'm Here by Decibelles
- SCP-3905 by ObserverSeptember
- Containment's A Beach by Captain Kirby
- Fish Are Friends, Not Clowns by DeviantDharma
- SCP-3857 by ratsy
- SCP-3759 by Weryllium
- Herman Fuller Presents: Nixie the Nereid by DrChandra
- SCP-3771 by OthellotheCat
- SCP-3224 by Rimple
- SCP-3932 by stormbreath
- Minutes of the 383rd General Meeting of the Coharmonius Pelagic Society, Concerning an Unexpected Pugilistic Threat by Quantum Physician
- That Ocean Scent by Piller
- SCP-3251 by Trombus
- SCP-3158 by Communism will win
Dawn of the Third Day: "It was a dark and stormy night…"
Dark and Stormy Night Top 3!
- Rimple Rimple with SCP-3880: ILLEST RAIN SOUNDS ∞ Hours No Looping - White Noise, Nature/Healing/Ambient, Meditation/Insomnia/Study ASMR (ORIGINAL)
- Tanhony Tanhony with SCP-3271: It was a Dark and Stormy Knight.
- MaliceAforethought MaliceAforethought with Magnum Opus; or, A Diatribe In Defence Of Cliche.
Special Awards!
Procyon's Favorite: Again Kalinin Kalinin , with SCP-3977, making him the only double gag award winner!
Keep Your Promises!: Non-participant GreenWolf GreenWolf for (unrelatedly) saying the following while the contest was running:
6:22:20 PM <GreenWolf> Yeah, I would just categorically go "fuck off" to anybody trying to give me an award of some kind
Late-breaking update: Promise kept!
10:48:41 PM G<+GreenWolf> oh
10:48:43 PM fuck off
The Cicierega: Decibelles Decibelles , with Misfire, for creating the story that best mashed up all three themes at the same time (even if it was in three parts)!
All Entries!
Entries
- SCP-3587 by Tanhony
- SCP-3880 by Rimple
- Rainier Night by stormbreath
- SCP-3164 by Quantum Physician
- The Shape of Water is Humanoid by notgull
- In Fear by PersonMcName
- SCP-3271 by Tanhony
- SCP-3506 by PeppersGhost
- Hop On Hop Off by DeviantDharma
- A Foul Storm in a Fair Land by DrChandra
- Magnum Opus; or, A Diatribe In Defence Of Cliche by MaliceAforethought
- Stormmaster by GrimmCreeper
- Crier by DolphinSlugchugger
- SCP-3952 by ModernMajorGeneral
- SCP-3920 by NatVoltaic
- 1,001 Dark and Stormy Nights by fieldstone
- Ramah by Weryllium
- Stone Cold Crazy by Decibelles
- Hotline: Eventide by (user deleted)
- SCP-1830-J by ModernMajorGeneral
- Another Rainy Day by Moohab
- SomethingK-class Scenario, I guess by Karnickel
Contest Entries
Entries
- Sands Of Time by (user deleted)
- Hop On Hop Off by DeviantDharma
- SCP-3880 by Rimple
- SCP-3248 by notgull
- SCP-3940 by Modern_Erasmus
- SCP-3177 by OthellotheCat
- Rainier Night by stormbreath
- SCP-3167 by (user deleted)
- SCP-3585 by surbet11
- SCP-3630 by Vole Friend
- SCP-3158 by Communism will win
- SCP-3759 by Weryllium
- Found in the Journal of a Lost Naturalist by Karnickel
- Stone Cold Crazy by Decibelles
- Another Rainy Day by Moohab
- SCP-3642 by MegalomaniacInchworm
- UIU File: 1941-016 by stormbreath
- SCP-3251 by Trombus
- A Foul Storm in a Fair Land by DrChandra
- SCP-3154 by Communism will win
- SCP-1830-J by ModernMajorGeneral
- The Suicide Of Dr. Daniel F████████ by toadking07
- SCP-3920 by NatVoltaic
- SCP-3506 by PeppersGhost
- I Am Not There, I Did Not Die by Taffeta
- SCP-3405 by Captain Kirby
- Vacation Opportunity by notgull
- SCP-049-D by Weryllium
- Herman Fuller Presents: Nixie the Nereid by DrChandra
- Stormmaster by GrimmCreeper
- SCP-3695 by GrimmCreeper
- In Fear by PersonMcName
- The Lizard is Dead by fieldstone
- SCP-3766 by MaliceAforethought
- Hotline: Eventide by (user deleted)
- Bag Man Begins by LibraZero
- SCP-3905 by ObserverSeptember
- SCP-3643 by LordStonefish
- SCP-3654 by MayD
- The Night Beach by Tanhony
- Utter Depravity by DrChandra
- SCP-3771 by OthellotheCat
- Now I'm Here by Decibelles
- Don't Forget The Dead by XilasCrowe
- Containment's A Beach by Captain Kirby
- That Ocean Scent by Piller
- Magnum Opus; or, A Diatribe In Defence Of Cliche by MaliceAforethought
- Who Killed Head Researcher Jamison? by Baronjoe
- SomethingK-class Scenario, I guess by Karnickel
- Roller by DolphinSlugchugger
- Dr. Keith Partridge and the Strawberry Banana Smoothie of DOOM! by (user deleted)
- SCP-3932 by stormbreath
- SCP-3224 by Rimple
- Crier by DolphinSlugchugger
- SCP-3937 by Quantum Physician
- Yellow Plumbers by (user deleted)
- Cleaner by DolphinSlugchugger
- SCP-3857 by ratsy
- SCP-3164 by Quantum Physician
- SCP-3587 by Tanhony
- SCP-3227 by Moohab
- SCP-3190 by kinchtheknifeblade
- Conservation of Bullshit by MaliceAforethought
- SCP-3271 by Tanhony
- 1,001 Dark and Stormy Nights by fieldstone
- SCP-3978 by ModernMajorGeneral
- SCP-3952 by ModernMajorGeneral
- SCP-3772 by Rimple
- Minutes of the 383rd General Meeting of the Coharmonius Pelagic Society, Concerning an Unexpected Pugilistic Threat by Quantum Physician
- Clean Up Act by DeviantDharma
- SCP-3976 by junkmail-lt
- SCP-3891 by ModernMajorGeneral
- SCP-3422 by Tanhony
- SCP-3795 by ObserverSeptember
- The Shape of Water is Humanoid by notgull
- SCP-3306 by PeppersGhost
- SCP-3510 by NatVoltaic
- Internal Investigation (I-49274) by MrWrong
- Ramah by Weryllium
- Flick of the Wrist by Decibelles
- Fish Are Friends, Not Clowns by DeviantDharma