SCP-093 - Red Sea Object by far2, rewritten by NekoChris

This one is a classic, but it is very long. If you don't think you can handle a long read right off the bat, come back to this later.

SCP-096 - The Shy Guy by Dr Dan

If you expected the SCP wiki to be a creepypasta site, then this guy should be right up your alley. Short and easy to digest.

SCP-1425 - Star Signals by Silberescher

In a complete U-turn from the earlier entry, if you expected the SCP wiki to be a creepypasta site, this is absolutely not what you expected to read. Medium-sized read. (Before you ask, GOI stands for Group Of Interest, AKA any other group/organization the Foundation is interested in)

SCP-1440 - The Old Man From Nowhere by Dmatix

Short, sweet, and folklore based. After reading, you have to read the tale "Thrice".

SCP-1733 - Season Opener by bbaztek

Not all SCPs have to be a threat to human life in order to be interesting. Short read.

SCP-2006 - Too Spooky by weizhong

This SCP initially seems sillier and more lighthearted than the rest, but don’t let that fool you. Short read.

SCP-2662 - c'thulu f'UCK OFF by SoullessSingularity

Comedy! We missed you here! (Short read)

SCP-3001 - Red Reality by OZ Ouroboros

This time around, it's not the SCP itself that gets the spotlight. Long read.

SCP-3008 - A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA by Mortos

Lighthearted and funny, but still interesting. Short-Medium read.

SCP-3199 - Humans, Refuted by bittermixin

To close this off, how about we go back to a classic creepy monster? Medium-Long read.

djkaktus djkaktus

SCP-1739 - Obsolete Laptop by Chubert

I maintain that this should be a benchmark for anyone who wants to write here. It's not overly complicated, it doesn't do more than it needs to, and it's incredibly well written.

Kalinin's Proposal - Past and Future by Kalinin

yeah so it's not a true tale. Who cares. In my opinion, it's the best proposal on the site and one of the best series I've read here, ever. There is so much fridge horror here the TV Tropes page should just link to it.

S D Locke S D Locke

SCP-2935 - 'O, Death by djkaktus

Truly, a treat for those both new and old. It seems perfectly suited for those with only cursory knowledge of existing lore/returning users. Couple this with the fact that it is expertly written, with realistic dialogue and characters, a dread-inducing and suspenseful plot, and a harrowing, gut-wrenching conclusion, it goes without saying that this is a must-read.

We Need To Talk About Fifty-Five - by qntm

It's the introduction to what is one of the best series this site has. An incredible high-concept with mind-boggling twists and turns; a thrilling series I'd be happy to have representing the kind of place the SCP wiki is.

Weryllium Weryllium

SCP-2380 - The Left Kidney of Junior Researcher Østergaard by BIDZ180

I highly recommend this article to any aspiring author or curious reader. There's several things it has going for it. It's a very unique and creative concept, first of all. It's a kidney, rather than the common eyeballs, fingers, hearts, etc. we see here and elsewhere. It uses the often-maligned compulsion effect and gets away with it due to the fun imagery it creates, showing that even the most commonly-spouted slogans can be overruled with enough skill.

It's a short article, which is always nice, and tells a lot in that small space while leaving a lot to the imagination (But not too much). It has no convoluted backstory, GOI/canon linkage, or superfluous interview logs, because it doesn't need any of those to hold its concept up for it. In my opinion, it's a shining example of what an SCP is at its most fundamental. An entertainingly weird thing, what it does, and how the Foundation deals with it.

psul psul

SCP-882 - A Machine by Dr Gears

This gets the nod over the other contenders (and because 173 had already been taken!) for several reasons. It's relatively short, but it has a supplement to flesh things out and show off more dramatic writing. It is a unique item, and it has correspondingly interesting containment procedures. It is creepy, but not unnecessarily gory. It is self-contained (and doesn't require any background knowledge as to, for example, what an MTF is) but it has several cross-links to take readers further into the database. It's exactly what I'd suggest to draw a hypothetical new reader into this world.

Shadow of a Doubt - by Dr Yucatan

For me, this was a no-brainer. It perfectly sets out the Foundation world without the need for any background knowledge, providing an understanding of the shared universe, rather than assuming it (as most tales do). Even SCP-017 is neatly explained in-text. It highlights the human element, setting up characters the reader can invest in. And it creates a marvelous atmosphere of high tension which should leave the reader wanting more. It's really great - you should read it!

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SCP-2498 - The Rainbow Body by minmin

Not the best article for a newbie, but in my opinion, it's perfect for showing off how vast a singular SCP can be. The article explores paratech, alt-history, and religion, all while balancing a detached overview with raw emotion. It's a self-contained story, yet it can serve as a springboard in the Coldest War canon. It's beautiful at times, yet there's an ominous undertone. It's a very personal story, yet it has global implications. I think this SCP shows just how large of a story you can craft while keeping the format perfectly intact.

wowwee-go-kill-ursefl - by Randomini

A bite-sized tale that exemplifies good character, good pacing, and good dialogue without any connections to the greater universe. It shows that there's more to the Foundationverse than the Foundation or even anomalies, and it serves as a springboard to Randomini's Acidverse.

The Conspiracy Of Sigma 3 - by thedeadlymoose

The Serpent's Hand, being one of the more recognizable GoI's, makes for a perfect introduction to the GoI Format concept. That aside, the article does a good mix of worldbuilding while telling a story, and it ultimately shows another creative way to break the format.

Scorpion451 Scorpion451

SCP-2447 - Modular Animals by Eekium

A highly underrated article showing the Foundation doing what it does best: capturing things that make you look up the word "exenterate", and defanging them through a combination of careful experimentation and literal duct tape. The subtle allusions to traits that have been programmed out of these critters and the well done containment log are a clinic in telling stories, implying threat, and inserting a little dark humor between the lines of a document without breaking tone.

Hypervelocity - by A Random Day

A brilliant example of embracing the site's potential to plow through genre boundaries like a post-apocalyptic war machine: a character-centric cyberpunk-urban fantasy-noir-action-thriller-heist with rich imagery and a semi-realist anime vibe that fully lives up to its title.

UiU File: 1997-007 - by SpectralDragon

A great little article that perfectly sums up the UIU: an organization of competent agents doing their best to uphold the law on both sides of the masquerade... armed with a shoestring budget and an unflappably deadpan approach to the insanity of the SCPverse.

Leveritas Leveritas

SCP-3008 - A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA by Mortos

One of the articles I use as an example when critiquing, specifically on how an SCP can be a story rather than just a document describing an anomalous object. It's an important example on how the format has evolved since we began.

Dread & Circuses - (series) by DrChandra/various

Because of the interesting perspective from different GOI's and simply because of the sheer writing quality.

Modern_Erasmus Modern_Erasmus

SCP-2747 - As below, so above by minmin

Arguably the best use of meta-narrative on the site. Manages to have a great narrative of its own while emulating other famous writers in the list of deleted works. Also some plot elements like project Lucid Chalice were brilliant in and out of universe.

Resurrection - (series - various authors)

One of the longer and more ambitious canons, it gives a great view of a modernized depiction of series 1 characters and tropes. Sadly unfinished, but includes many great moments and smaller scale stories.

KTE-2013-Kapala-Mendes - MegalomaniacInchworm

Fantastic article that combines a varied and entertaining plot, great worldbuilding, and a very interesting and threatening concept. Very underrated

NatVoltaic NatVoltaic

SCP-1730 - What Happened to Site-13? by djkaktus

This SCP is the longest on the site, and is a great example of how to write a good story. This references many other SCPs so it wouldn't be the best first SCP to read. However, I would put it on the list of stuff for new members to read. It does a good job at establishing atmosphere, has fun action, and comes with many memorable moments. I would go into more detail about what this does right, but I'd rather not spoil it. You can take away a lot from what this does right in telling an effective narrative without becoming stale, and reading this would help with that.

The Great Hippo The Great Hippo

SCP-2740 - It Wasn't There by djkaktus

I've crooned about this in the past, but just to briefly hit all the major points: Excellent premise, excellent picture, excellent interviews, excellent twist. It's emblematic of what I think made the series I skips work so well — a simple yet simultaneously incomprehensible idea coupled with a pervasive sense of building dread and just a pinch of 'wtf'. It also introduces new readers to the idea that something doesn't have to be physically dangerous (or, indeed, anything at all) to still be terrifying.

Until Death - by psul

I mean, c'mon. It actually manages to make SCP-106 legit scary. Seriously though, the reason I bring this up as a tale to show new readers is because it does what some of the best tales always do — takes an old idea, dusts it off, and injects some new life into it. Obviously, not all tales should seek to do this — you can only re-imagine an SCP so many times before it starts to get tedious. But you should show readers at least one tale that re-imagines an SCP... and if you're gonna show 'em one, this is a pretty great one to go with. Plus, it introduces them to SCP-106 and SCP-3001 — two for one shot!.

WrongJohnSilver WrongJohnSilver

SCP-342 - A Ticket To Ride originally by name rewritten by DrClef

There are so many good answers for this, but I'm recommending this one in this case because it is a good introduction into the world of SCP. In the end, it's the story about one man's quest to understand one object, and that object's quest to destroy the man's effort. It is that tale, told simply and intimately, with visuals ranging from the anomalous effect, life inside and outside the site, relations between people, all the elements to make the full story moving.

#Xiupania - by Faminepulse

What I like about this is that it takes advantage of the online format to tell its story, while at the same time remains literary in nature. It relies on words to tell its story and the formatting elements are simply there for immersion and context. The reader is introduced to the concept of many different ways of viewing the world beyond one's personal experience, leaving the reader more mindful of, well, just about everything.

Petrograd Petrograd

S.D. Locke's 001 Proposal - by S D Locke

I was trying to think of SCPs that affected me emotionally, for better or for worse. This is a fantastically told story using (if twisting) the SCP format, and the last one that really scared the shit out of me.

The Only Way To Travel - by Djoric

I'm recommending this one for two reasons. First, I think it was one of the first articles that really showed me that there were different perspectives on what the Foundation could be, and it was up to me to pick exactly what I wanted to believe. Secondly, it's just so goddamn fun.

Anonymous

SCP-1370 - Pesterbot by Sorts

A classic from one of the Masters, Sorts, this is a light-hearted but still sinister article which covers a lot of character in a small amount of space. If you like fun articles that make you think you can't go wrong here.

Recruitment Drive 28126 - by MayD

This is one of the more unique and original goi format articles through its attempt to strike out new characterization for the Factory. It's a little controversial but anything that broadens an old group's horizons is a great thing.

Communism will win Communism will win

SCP-1981 - "RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING" by Digiwizzard

One of the most popular articles on the site for a reason — it's fucking spooky, it has good pictures, and the writing is entertaining. Plenty of articles are like that, but this makes a good introductory article for a few reasons. Mechanically, it's simple: it's a tape with content that varies between playbacks, but is generally similar, and then something weird happens to cap it off. This overarching structure is very common on the site, and 1981 exemplifies it without being terribly long. The writing style and clinical tone is very typical for modern SCPs, and apart from leading off with its recovery story, doesn't really do anything atypical.

The article itself doesn't divulge much about the Foundation beyond that which is inherent to the format. There are Sites where the Foundation keeps things, information is hidden behind censor bars or REDACTED, they administer 'amnesiacs', there are Level 3 psychiatric evaluations and Level 4 supervisors and O5 clearance and blah blah blah. None of that should be terribly difficult to swallow, especially because it all could have come from the Men In Black movies, but it does establish what sort of organization the Foundation is and how they operate.

Log of Anomalous Items - (collaboration - various users)

SCP-1981 covered 'scary' and 'mysterious', and once a new user has familiarized themselves with the basic premise of the Foundation, the Log will cover 'weird' and 'mundane' (w/r/t the Foundationverse and the Foundation, respectively), along with a dose of humor. and a little bit of everything else, too. The better parts will demonstrate that brevity is the soul of wit, and that a shitload of brevity is the soul of an addictive read (and also like, Experiment Logs and whatnot, whose pacing the Log represents really well).

If their foray into SCPs hasn't conveyed the idea yet, the Log will really nail down the Foundation's nature as pack rats, bureaucrats, and pragmatists with a global reach and great intel.

trennerdios trennerdios

SCP-1715 - Online Friend originally by ObserverSeptember, rewritten by PeppersGhost

Because I think PeppersGhost should be represented on here; most of his articles would be great for new readers as they tend to be the perfect combination of absurd and creepy, without being intimidatingly lengthy.

Mission Statement - by Dr Reach

It's the only tale on the site that's ever made me feel truly emotional, and I personally don't feel that prior knowledge of the Foundation is needed to appreciate the beauty of the writing. Newbies should be able to see that we have true talent here.

SCP-3000 Contest picks:

1. SCP-3512 - The More You Know by psul

The behaviour of affected women is characterized by high sociability and lack of inhibition, punctuated by prolonged bouts of uncontrollable screaming.

2. SCP-3005 - A Light That Died by Silberescher

It's slippery. Trying to pick it up changes it. First it's a socialist political system, then it's a way to cook pork using special equipment. I managed to scrape it into a bucket and stow it in a locker.

3. SCP-3998 - The Wicker Witch Lives by Fantem

As for the witch herself, only one thing can be said for sure. The Wicker Witch lives.

4. SCP-3063 - A fly by Dr Solo

Do you hear the buzzing?

5. 001/CODE NAME: S.D. Locke - When Day Breaks by S D Locke

Learn to embrace the darkness, friends. Fear the light.

6. SCP-2539 - Highway to Hell by Taffeta

All such subjects later find a piece of heavily scorched and decomposed human flesh in the storage compartment of their vehicle.

7. SCP-2529 - Rest in Peace by Kalinin

all children should sleep

8. SCP-455 - Cargo Ship by Dr Gears

It's cold.

9. SCP-538 - Shadow Spiders by Dr LosER

If at any time personnel are bitten by SCP-538, the infected individual must be placed within SCP-538's chamber as soon as possible.

10. SCP-2467 - A Sum Greater Than Its Parts by Dr Balthazaar

Video feed shows that D-2467-03 no longer displays any sign of distress, and now hums with the crew of SCP-2467.

11. SCP-2316 - Field Trip by djkaktus

You do not recognize the bodies in the water.

12. SCP-2740 - It Wasn't There by djkaktus

There's only so much that hate can build up in a place before it starts hating you back...

13. SCP-1538 - Instructions to a Twin-Screw Extruder by Kalinin

After 45 seconds of additional observation, a pseudopod-like structure emerges from the center of the slurry pile. At the end of the structure is what appears to be a skinned human face.

14. SCP-1782 - Tabula Rasa by Faminepulse

There's a hole in the wall in the bottom of the floor.

15. SCP-1861 - The Crew of the HMS Wintersheimer by PeppersGhost

Before, when we were in that storm together, the guys in the suits told us that we'd die as soon as the rain stopped.

16. SCP-1487 - Beautiful Bones by azzleflux

I've stopped seeing people. But that’s not what I’m freaking out about, I saw this part coming.

17. SCP-1602 - A Shower Curtain by PeppersGhost

Several hundred additional instances of SCP-1602-A6 continued to emerge; many of these were identical to the original instance, although 22% of duplicates still bore umbilical cords.

18. SCP-1993 - Your Leg by Eskobar

D-85165 was found to have amputated his own leg and replaced it with that of D-65451, using a Black and Decker-brand staple gun to make the connection.

19. SCP-3034 - The Counting Station by The Great Hippo

DO NOT LET HER FINISH

20. SCP-3035 - Science Bugs by The Great Hippo

They saw my autopsy, Dr. Xao. They saw it, and then they mimicked it.

21. SCP-1733 - Season Opener by bbaztek

Recorded entities have been observed to retain memory of previous playings, and as such have developed a burgeoning awareness of their existence.

22. SCP-2886 - Planet-Hopping Volcano by Multiscoop

all those who exist in the universe Go, go, go, go

23. SCP-715 - My Face That I May Be by djkaktus

My ears that I may hear/ My eyes that I may see

24. SCP-2695 - Lucibelle Perhacs by Accelerando

All of the subject's organ systems have been integrated on various locations on the needle cluster excluding their left leg.

25. SCP-1590 - The Book of Tamlin by AdminBright

Within seventy-two hours of finishing the game, a door the user opens will connect to what appears to be a room from the game.

26. SCP-579 - [DATA EXPUNGED] originally by scroton, rewritten by Sophia Light

In the event of an unsuccessful Action 10-Israfil-B, no further action will be necessary. [DATA EXPUNGED]

27. SCP-2852 - Cousin Johnny by kinchtheknifeblade

The entity appears at baptisms, weddings, and funerals, referred to as Blue-Level, White-Level, and Black-Level events, respectively.

28. SCP-1875 - Antique Chess Computer by TheMadStork

The image appears to be a black and white photograph of two young girls, though first-hand accounts describe it as "distorted" or "stretched" in a visually disturbing manner.

29. SCP-2774 - The Slow Burn Sloth by Moohab

While they appear conscious, victims cannot control their actions in any way during this time.

30. SCP-2696 - The Haunted Victorian Mansion of Dark Peak by minmin

The children still speak in her voice. I fear I might be going mad.

31. SCP-400 - Beautiful Babies by HammerMaiden

At this point, the infant is considered an ‘active colony’ of SCP-400.

32. SCP-2078 - Third Party by Chubert

You'd hear their cries echo from wall to wall. And the world would know the dark, pulsating heart of this country.

33. SCP-2118 - The Lost Child by ahbonjour

He's dead. They're all dead. I can't be him for you. I can't be anyone.

34. SCP-2075 - The Way of All Flesh by Metaphysician

Do you die when lose a finger? [Chuckles] A very humbling experience, to observe a piece of yourself destroyed.

35. SCP-2480 - An Unfinished Ritual by Metaphysician

I ran and never looked back. I hope this is enough evidence. I have no wish to return to that place.

36. SCP-610 - The Flesh that Hates by NekoChris

The infected's face suddenly balloons in size and explodes outward into a series of fleshy flaps that grip Herbie and draw it inside.

37. SCP-2030 - LA U GH IS F UN by PeppersGhost

We love the make laugh. Make more for laughter so as to for laugh. Laugh with us. Laugh with us.

38. SCP-2222 - Meschk-Mernanschordbtoum-VordhosbnV7 by acc1177

You don't want to see what's on the other side of that window.

39. SCP-3074 - Kafka's Parking Garage by The Great Hippo

Thank you for choosing Izatova Parking Center. Have a pleasant day

40. SCP-1461 - House of the Worm by SnakeoilSage

I do not hate the people of this ruined world. I pity them.

41. SCP-1372 - The Utter West by Solan625

They sing his praises eternally as they sail the sea, and they speak of what you crave to know.

42. SCP-1678 - UnLondon by AstronautJoe

I welcome you to UnLondon, the Last City.

43. SCP-2170 - The Clown Vaccine by Sorts

My favorite color is clear. That way I can always see you.

44. SCP-2915 - Frostee-Flesh by Djoric

The freezer does not possess a floor. The depth of the resulting shaft is unknown – probing missions have proven inconclusive.

45. SCP-303 - The Doorman by AJAlkaline

All individuals who have had encounters with SCP-303 are capable of describing it in full, including individuals who have not physically seen any part of it.

46. SCP-3519 - These Quiet Days by sirpudding

Following initial infection, hosts show a tendency towards ecstatic revelation, millenarianism, and suicidal ideation.

47. SCP-3060 - Sleep Paralysis by Jacob Conwell

I have to say, when the other infected said they felt like their mind wasn’t their own I didn’t really know what they were saying, but I sure as hell do now.

48. SCP-3966 - Falling Out by WrongJohnSilver

SCP-3966 is a neuroactive polypeptide found in humans. It is found in the cerebrospinal fluid (CSF) of over ██% of autopsy cadavers when death occurred during sleep.

49. SCP-3300 - The Rain by rumetzen

Then I realized there was something splattered on the wall behind him, but it wasn’t blood. It was water.

50. SCP-3002 - Attempts to Assassinate Thought by MayD

Due to the widespread contamination of SCP-3002, containment is impossible. Remaining staff members may submit proposals for the termination of the anomaly.

51. SCP-087 - The Stairwell by Zaeyde

Subjects report and audio recordings confirm the distressed vocalizations from what is to be a child between the ages of █ and ██.

52. SCP-106 - The Old Man by Dr Gears

When the cell is ready, the lure subject will be injured, preferably via the breakage of a long bone, such as the femur, or the severing of a major tendon, such as the Achilles Tendon.

53. SCP-096 - The "Shy Guy" by Dr Dan

You know, after hearing that thing's screams, and the screams of my men, I don't think I want to put a face to what I heard.

54. SCP-1981 - "RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING" by Digiwizzard

[Laughter continues until signal degrades into static]

55. SCP-701 - The Hanged King's Tragedy by tinwatchman

Ropes drop from the roof of the stage, a noose for each cast member. The cast assembles underneath them.

56. SCP-2490 - Chaos Insurgency Special Operative Alpha-19 by A Random Day

Targets uniformly report SCP-2490 either moving towards them without moving its legs (with its arms outstretched) or scuttling in a matter akin to a crab.

57. SCP-859 - Arachnophobic Orb by Aelanna

Subject was found dead in his apartment on ██/██/20██, having died from a bite from a common house spider.

58. SCP-1904 - Play Tubes by bogleech

SCP-1904 exhibits a spike in vocalization coinciding with the termination of any SCP-1904-1 instances, described as "screaming" followed by prolonged periods of "weeping."

59. SCP-1562 - Tunnel Slide by trennerdios

Please. Please, I don't want to be in here anymore.

60. SCP-3199 - Humans, Refuted by bittermixin

However, a complete eradication is difficult, as all instances carry one egg inside their stomach, ensuring survival for a least one member of their species at all times.

61. SCP-3553 - They All Go Into the Dark by Tufto

In 1999, a jumper worn by Brown was discovered in the ██████ Forest. No other remains have been recovered.

62. SCP-2610 - Procreation by djkaktus

Through your seed will his nation be built, and the seed of your brothers will fertilize its fields.

63. SCP-2718 - What Happens After by Michael Atreus

Anything is better, so long as it is forever.

64. SCP-2927 - Soundspots by CapnThatguy

A conscious reasoning for this fear has not yet been found.

65. SCP-2798 - This Dying World by Kalinin

dig a hole █████████ you can hear me scream with all voices

66. SCP-1692 - Came Back Haunted by AndarielHalo

Recorded instances of SCP-1692-3 tend to bear a strong physical resemblance to the missing individuals, though typically deformed or otherwise mutilated

67. SCP-668 - 13" Chef's Knife by DrClef

Despite the fact that 38 witnesses reported hearing the attack, none of them attempted to aid the young woman for over six hours, until her eventual death.

68. SCP-072 - The Foot of the Bed by Kate McTiriss

Destruction of a bed affected by SCP-072 reveals no anomalous materials and no trace of biological material removed from subjects.

69. SCP-2614 - Sometimes I Go Out In Pity For Myself by bbaztek

Sky is black and devoid of stars, although a dark red glow has been observed on the horizon in all directions.

70. SCP-3333 - Tower by Jekeled

Mod-1's headlamp rapidly scans the surrounding area. No sign of the rest of Mod-0 can be found.

71. SCP-554 - The Perfect Murder by SRegan

Contaminated images and all footage of SCP-554-1 are to be destroyed as a matter of course.

72. SCP-2602, which used to be a library - Exbibliothetic by Communism will win

SCP-2602's hazardous waste pit, whose presence is expected in what used to be a library, was cordoned off.

73. SCP-3288 - The Aristocrats by Metaphysician

The meek will beget the strong. The doomed will beget the chosen.

74. SCP-3125 - The Escapee by qntm

No means of neutralizing SCP-3125 using only the resources in this room is known.

75. SCP-2571 - Cragglewood Park by The Great Hippo

(whispering) Shhh. It's okay. It's okay. Don't cry. You have to smile. You have to.

76. SCP-1529 - King of the Mountain by Smapti

Of the approximately 220 people who have died in the high altitudes of Everest since 1924, SCP-1529 is believed to have accounted for at least ███.

77. SCP-993 - Bobble the Clown by Tanhony

Once there, Bobble the Clown informs the viewer on how to prepare human flesh for consumption, then proceeds to skin, gut and cook the citizen.

78. SCP-1893 - The Minotaur's Tale by Eskobar

"Assuming this to be true, a theoretical plan has been devised in the event that termination of SCP-1893 should become necessary. According to this plan, Foundation personnel would first—"

79. SCP-2006 - Too Spooky by weizhong

SCP-2006's stated goal is to cause feelings of fear and/or horror in as many humans as possible.

80. SCP-2935 - O, Death by djkaktus

Codename: Gauntlet, Overland, Nineteen, Emptiness

81. SCP-3000-EX - Modified Hospital Beds by psul

Further investigation uncovered a pit dug beneath the garage, filled with quicklime and containing body parts from at least ten unidentified individuals.

82. SCP-517 - Grammie Knows by Dexanote

If the hunt is made sufficiently challenging, additional arms will begin to constantly generate in close proximity to the victim in order to facilitate an easier capture.

83. SCP-1919 - Hotel of Duplicates by thattallfellow

Sounds of tearing begin from behind the camera. The screaming stops.

84. SCP-804 - World Without Man by Sorts

A cure for the virus known as humanity.

85. SCP-2317 - A Door to Another World by DrClef

FURTHER INFORMATION ON SCP-2317 IS CLASSIFIED

86. SCP-1165 - Minus Level by Smapti

As of this date, █ years later, UAV is still transmitting and is still in a state of freefall.

87. SCP-3033 - A Human Weapon by Lazar Lyusternik

To be honest, I'm surprised you're still sane. A remarkable specimen.

88. SCP-1555 - Facility by atomicthumbs

His visor's smashed. He's dead. Cut him loose.

89. SCP-2951 - 10,000 Years by djkaktus

We've been down here too long already.

90. SCP-1357 - The Children's Park by azzleflux

Why? Aren't you having fun anymore?

91. SCP-1715 - Online Friend by ObserverSeptember rewritten by PeppersGhost

It is currently unknown if SCP-1715 is somehow influencing these events or if it actively seeks out individuals it knows will die.

92. SCP-1812 - Extralunar Meme by Ihp

Those who are aware of the existence of SCP-1812 will perceive several differences in the environment around them.

93. SCP-354 - The Red Pool by Dave Rapp

Periodically, entities emerge from the pool and attempt to escape from the enclosure. Thus far, nearly all creatures emerging from SCP-354 have been extremely hostile and highly dangerous.

94. SCP-2000 - Deus Ex Machina by HammerMaiden

...Remember Us..

95. SCP-507 - Reluctant Dimension Hopper by PennywiseTheClown

Back so soon?

96. SCP-1619 - Site-45-C: Floor 24 by Fantem

I think every one of those things are just staring down the barricade, waiting for us to open up.

97. SCP-2988 - Folly of the Fruit Eater by OZ Ouroboros

D-9562 was captured by the depicted limbs and subjected to the usual SCP-2988 course of procedures.

98. SCP-902 - The Final Countdown by AdminBright

SCP-902 is a box roughly the size of an adult human head.

99. SCP-1545 - Larry the Loving Llama by Salman Corbette

Subject has been inside SCP-1545 for two days. Voice was extremely raspy due to dehydration.

100. SCP-823 - Carnival of Horrors by DrClef

Unable to determine context or content of above photograph.

1. SCP-3673 - But when the door is closed... by psul

The legs protruding from the ceiling of SCP-3673 remain in place, moving occasionally until the door to the studio is next opened.

2. SCP-5868 - Meat by kinchtheknifeblade

Delivery contained 2,693 instances of SCP-5868-2, much higher than the average. All instances, however, were fetal.

3. SCP-4089 - Untoothing by The Great Hippo

SCP-4089 is an investment strategy in which the extraction and consumption of teeth produces increased returns on certain stock portfolios.

4. SCP-3799 - A Short History of Snowfall by Tufto

I am going outside now, and may be some time.

5. SCP-6670 - "Mama?" By Ecronak

SCP-6670 [crying]: "Mommy? Mommy, are you there? Mommy, it hurts so much."

6. SCP-6448 - Not Deer by OzzyLizard

If you notice a deer that seems "off", look away and ignore it. If it knows that you’ve noticed it, it’s too late.

7. SCP-5739 - ELEPHANT HIDE by Supposedly Spooky

ELEPHANT FRIEND
MY DEAREST FRIEND
I DO NOT TEND
LIKE YOU INTEND
YOUR END

8. SCP-3935 - This Thing a Quiet Madness Made by djkaktus

hello

9. SCP-6273 - HARBINGER II: The Empty Skin by peppersghost

Fragapanophobia: the fear of birthdays. Not getting older, mind you. Birthdays. That’s the kind of thing I like to hear. It’s strange. Strange is good. Strange is useful.

10. SCP-5999 - This is Where I Died by S D Locke, Modern_Erasmus, TheeSherm, Woedenaz, VolgunStrife

Discoveries: One hundred extinguished candles, gathered in the center of the living quarters.

11. SCP-241-DE - Nobody will miss you by Dr Ore

Due to the nature of these reports, no attempts at censorship have been made by the Foundation.

12. SCP-5947 - SILVERFISH by UraniumEmpire and MaliceAforethought

Eventually, PoI-000 is able to finish SCP-5947 without gagging.

13. SCP-6373 - Stage Blight by J Dune

Future performances frequently feature Pierre accusing other puppets of malfeasance and taking physical action as a result.

14. SCP-6096 - The Guest by Tanhony

Amanda: — that's just fine, you just stay still, honey, you just close your eyes, it won't hurt if you just close your eyes, I love you, I love you, okay? Honey?! Okay?!

15. SCP-5140 - EVEREST by Rounderhouse

DESCENDED STEP
PATRICK TOUCHED ONE
ME N ARNOLD BURIED HIM

16. SCP-5045 - You Get Used To It by Validclay, Westrin, and Pastarasta1

SCP-5045-1: Heh. Might wanna shut your eyes, cause this is where it gets good!

17. SCP-1994 - Rot by DJKaktus

Roughly 87% of skin tissue is covered in cysts. None have yet broken, and X-ray imagining has shown that all tooth structures are developing as planned.

18. SCP-2747 - As below, so above by minmin

It describes an unnamed protagonist as he sails down a river towards a desolate, "black, horned" mountain in order to deliver a gift to an unspecified recipient. The journey is rough and treacherous, and he dies of exhaustion at the end of the story appearing to be no closer to his goal than when he first began.

19. SCP-3760 - He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. by PeppersGhost and TheGreatHippo

I figured something was growing in that head of his. I just didn't think it could bite from the inside.

20. SCP-4511 - SWINE GOD by Rounderhouse and DrAnnoyingDog

CURRENT DEMAND A flock of my own. - SATISFIED

21. SCP-4666 - The Yule Man - by Hercules Rockefeller

SCP-4666 will inflict incapacitating injuries to family members while they are sleeping, then herd them into a single room of the dwelling where it will proceed to kill them in view of each other.

22. SCP-3004 - Imago by kinchtheknifeblade

It's a big bug, and it's an old man. And it's a cicada on the cross, and then it's stained glass and wood stretching infinite.

23. SCP-5040 -血の涙 ("Tears of Blood") by PeppersGhost

Throughout the film, the kidnapper exacts various forms of physical and psychological torture on the group. Despite their best efforts, captives prove unable to hold back their tears, and they are murdered one by one until only the protagonist remains.

24. SCP-835 - Expunged Data Released by DrGears

" I remember... god, why can I remember this, the insides of the stomach were lined with [DATA EXPUNGED]"

25. SCP-5994 - You Can't Top Pigs with Pigs by UraniumEmpire

Researcher Hartley attempts to put a hand on Mr. Navarro's shoulder, only to knock over the free-standing sculpture of crudely-stitched pork that occupies its former space.

26. SCP-3930 - The Pattern Screamer by djkaktus

Personnel currently assigned to SCP-3930 who assert SCP-3930’s existence are to be reassigned and given a full psychological examination to ensure their understanding that SCP-3930 does not exist. Individuals who are unable to do so are to be remitted to the current 3930 Research Lead for termination.

27. SCP-4240 - The Roundabout Game by Tanhony

Keep going until you reach the staircase - and then all will be well again (I'm talking to you now).

28. SCP-2998 - Anomalous Transmission, 2485 MHz by Eskobar

"I don't think we have an idea in any language we have for what these people can do to each other when they want somebody else to be hurt the way this guy did it. "

29. SCP-6274 - HARBINGER II: The Burnley Estate (Inheritance) by Rounderhouse

A wise man I met in Jordan some years ago told me that every Revenant is anchored by something in the living world - be it a person, an object, a location. Something that they left behind. When this anchor is removed... the Revenant ceases to exist. What remains is something else.

30. SCP-5366 - Until death do us part and every day after by Pedagon

I c-can feel the roots d-digging into me. It's s-spring...

31. TATTLETALE - [ENTRY REMOVED FROM DATABASE] by JakdragonX

Any attempts to communicate or discern the identity of TATTLETALE outside of this containment cell are to be immediately responded to with lethal force. Personnel who wish to investigate this phenomenon or possess any interest in TATTLETALE entity are to be considered permanently terminated.

32. SCP-6624 ⁠- Il Maestro del Rancore - by Metaphysician

Let the Choir sing my apocalypse! When the Maestro of Rancor comes, even the dead will hear.

33. SCP-783 - There Was a Crooked Man by S D Locke

SCP-783 and D-209 remain in the hallway for the duration of the night. Snapping is heard intermittently. D-209 ceases screaming at 04:27.

34. SCP-6800 - The White Ashes by Marcelles_Raynes

SCP-6800 is to be manufactured until the resources used for its production become unavailable.

35. SCP-5000 - Why? by Tanhony

Due to circumstances outside of our control, this directive has now changed. Our new mission will be the extermination of the human race.

There will be no further communication.

36. SCP-1983 ⁠- Doorway to Nowhere by DrEverettMann

A second assault team entered SCP-1983-1 to determine the fate of the first assault team. They did not return

37. SCP-5003 - Powerless by Captain Kirby

D-3481: You were never coming for me, were you?

38. SCP-5832 - Stained by AbsentmindedNihilist

Those who enter the area are entirely unable to vocalize.

39. SCP-3456 - The Orcadian Horsemen by DrBleep

The torso leans down on the right side, and both the horse and the human torso emit a vocalization. From the bridge small arms fire can be heard, and seen colliding with the entity's skin. Two RPGs collide with the entity along its neck to no effect.

40. SCP-1025 ⁠- Encyclopedia of Diseases by Lasergoose

Stick it in a box, lock it up, and for God's sake, try not to worry about it.

41. SCP-3017 - Person of Interest by Waterfire

We're sick of your games. Start telling the truth, or I will shoot him again.

42. SCP-3191 - Consciousness Emulator, by jabyrwock

<04:32:58> SCP-3191 requests aid.
<13:21:45> SCP-3191 begins to talk to itself. This continues for another eight hours, interspersed with periods of swearing, pauses, and sobbing.
<21:44:32> SCP-3191 maintains silence for ten hours.

43. SCP-6502 - Harwick Cemetery by bigslothonmyface

Special Containment Procedures: To maximize available space, persons interred within the grounds of SCP-6502 must be alive at the time of their burial.

44. SCP-5007 - Bass Strait by Dr Balthazaar

A large tentacle featuring spiraling rows of eyes and terminating in a large mouth enters the frame, and can be seen to be receiving damage from the sustained fire. The tentacle's "mouth" opens, revealing a large yellow eye.

45. SCP-5657 - Nicki Knows by T Rutherford

Secondary to SCP-5657's survival, the live capture of a GOI-115 specimen is considered paramount in averting a total SK-Class "Dominance Shift" scenario.

46. SCP-4877 - Good Airwaves by Captain Kirby

Maybe she flies. I hope she flies. Her life's been too short to end on the rocks at the bottom of that cliff.

47. SCP-6668 - Infestation by Dysadron

D-1812019's right cheek begins to bulge outwards. The second rodent's exit has been impinged by a third rodent appearing to have crawled up the oesophagus. As the two fight to get out, D-1812019's left eye suddenly collapses in on itself into a white, damp pulp.

48. SCP-040-JP - There is a Cat by Ikr_4185

Communication with personnel who have been exposed to SCP-040-JP is forbidden.

49. SCP-3682 - Parousia by faminepulse

The tapes contain images of a town that is not currently known to exist. It is not known if the tapes were compiled to arrange a narrative. Due to damage of these tapes it is not known which order these events occurred in, if these events occurred.

50. SCP-5790 - [DATA KILLED] by MaliceAforethought

Subtle short-term procedures are also planned, [DATA EXPUNGED] increase biological similarity between cerebrospinal fluid and holy water to lower death toll.

1. Revenants by Photosynthetic

It takes a while to lose that much sleep. Some of the scars — new scars — must have taken weeks to heal.

2. Potty by Dr Gears

Even in the dim half-light, he could see the walls, floor, ceiling...everything was splattered and oozing with...something.

3. In The Clutches Of Life by Captain Kirby

Even with a hole where his left lung used to be, he screamed. He felt it. And he kept feeling it.

4. URA-1902 by Darkstuff

No, ☺☺☺☻○しろまる☺○しろまる☺☻☺○しろまる☻☺○しろまる☻☻☻○しろまる☻☺. You mustn't touch the c▒ o▒▒m p▒u t▒e r▒

5. Astronomical by Sophia Light

So suffice to say that our planet was dying, while we yearned to live.

6. A Video Oddity by Djoric

55:02 – Static. Faint screams and gunfire can be heard beneath the white noise. A voice identified as Subject 2 can be heard shouting before being drowned out.

7. Reentry by Dr Gears

The face watched him, staring, vague suggestions of limbs holding to the sides of the window.

8. Guiser's Night by Kalinin DELETED

Something was terribly wrong. Dr. Moore drew the largest chef's knife out of the block. She waited for the knocking to continue.

9. Meat by Corerosion

She looked at the lump of flesh that had forced her to do this, and she found that she hated it.

10. Treats by Dr Gears

She recognized the shine behind them, and started to scream with a new, repulsed horror, even as it started to pull both her dress and skin away in sodden ribbons.

11. Not Fade Away by S D Locke

Can you see them?

12. The Young Man by Dr Gears

The skull rested on one of the highest bunks, facing the doorway, ten gleaming white fingertip bones crammed into the cracked eye sockets.

13. The Meaning of Fear by Weizhong

"Are you scared, doctor?"

14. Until Death by psul

The old man stood still, dripping black foulness onto the floor as the tiles began liquefying beneath him.

15. michael the kiler by pastarasta1

Jesus, the things people do nowadays to get attention, embarrassing.

16. Some Are Born To Endless Night by Tufto

It's like a radio tower, a transmitter for dreams. The dreams are made real. That's what the Dark does.

17. ii tab po c h2o qhs prn pain by Veiedhimaedhr

She lay awake thinking of breaths without lungs, and a maggot-filled corpse calling out her name.

18. Tyrone Joins the Family by kinchtheknifeblade

"Last question. Do you have any history of insectophobia?"

19. Substation 9 by The Great Hippo

If you think it sounds creepy to work inside a massive underground complex knowing that the drowned corpse of your coworker is lurking in a flooded sub-basement somewhere under your feet... well, you're right.

20. Clockwork Time by Dr Gears

It squealed at the assembled men and women, the tatters of the princess's nightgown still hanging, trapped in the folds of its flesh, the little tiara sunken near the hollow pit of a nose

21. Recruitment Drive (R-28126) by MayD

Security Officer Emilio Delgado Ruiz has signed a 4002 year contract and will be working permanently as a security officer in the Southeastern Indiana Distribution Center.

22. The Worm by SnakeoilSage

Like an automaton, I could only move forward to face revelation.

23. Ennui by Gargus

They said killing yourself is the fastest way to go to hell. Low as you can go. This place seems to be a whole lot lower than that.

24. CODE NAME: Bright - The Factory by AdminBright

We thought we had the Factory tamed. That's one of the reasons I refuse to quit this job. If there's anything I can do here, it's remind people that we will NEVER tame these things.

25. Tower-B by The Great Hippo

The instant I finished decompression, I got off that rig and never looked back.

SCP-2000 Contest Picks:

1. SCP-2003 - Preferred Option by Kalinin

While SCP-2003 enables chronological travel for living subjects, the activation process has proven severely damaging to most types of animal and plant tissue.

2. SCP-2677 - Obfuscation by UraniumEmpire

I am a containment unit for an absent monster, given life by another monster.

3. SCP-2998 - Anomalous Transmission, 2485 MHz by Eskobar

"Can't fit round pegs in square holes."

4. SCP-2700 - Teleforce by Anborough

SCP-2700 is a complex mechanical device, believed to be a sophisticated directed-energy weapon developed by Serbian physicist and inventor, Nikola Tesla.

5. SCP-2682 - The Blind Idiot by Faminepulse

I am everything that was.

6. SCP-2308 - Futures Trading by GreenWolf

Automobiles from the SCP-2308 model line possessed no anomalous properties of their own, except for being manufactured a year after they were sold.

7. SCP-1360 - PSHUD #31 by Jacob Conwell

We’re sorry, #31.

8. SCP-2669 - Khevtuul 1 by Kalinin

SCP-2669 is the Khevtuul 1 space probe, designed, constructed and launched clandestinely by the Foundation in 2004 as part of extraterrestrial threat assessment protocols mandated by Project Heimdall.

9. SCP-1739 - Obsolete Laptop by Chubert

Then sometimes the best bet is to take off the chains in a controlled setting, and let the object's anomalous properties manifest where they won't damage anything important.

10. SCP-001/CODE NAME: Dr. Mackenzie - The Legacy by Aelanna

I was not born into your world.

11. SCP-2474 - Irnini Mons by Kalinin

The means by which SCP-2474 was constructed at least 150 years prior to viability of planetary exploration technology is unknown.

12. SCP-001/CODE NAME: Dr Mann - The Spiral Path by DrEverettMann

When traveled in a counter-clockwise direction, the trail is continuously uphill, even after reaching the original point.

13. SCP-2460 - Dark Satellite by WrongJohnSilver

The net result of these anomalous quantum effects is that multiple individual objects within SCP-2460 occupy the same place at the same time.

14. SCP-1859 - Life Over Geological Time by Flah

SCP-1859 is a rapidly developing ecosystem enclosed by a temporal anomaly, located in a chamber, ███ km in diameter.

15. SCP-3098 - Triviality by Bentu

On 11-08-2021, the BepiColombo spacecraft discovered an unexplained structure above the Venusian cloud layer.

16. SCP-001/CODE NAME: qntm - The Lock by qntm

This appears to be some sort of incantation or "spell of containment". "Apakht" is the name of whatever is imprisoned within the gemstone.

17. SCP-1718 - Experimental Containment Unit by Michael Atreus

SCP-1718 is an energetic anomaly that arose during a project managed by the ECRG5 to explore the limits of containment science.

18. SCP-2442 - Sometimes Therapy Is Merely Painful Truths by SoullessSingularity

We'll get there, bit by bit. You and me, together. You don't have to face all of this alone anymore.

19. SCP-2664 - Redline by A Random Day

If either asset dies of a traumatic brain injury within the yellow zone that cannot have been caused by environmental factors, SCP-2664 is to be immediately reclassified as Uncontained, Protocol 148-Zeta is to be immediately put into effect, and Overwatch Command is to be alerted of an impending YK-Class End-of-World Scenario.

20. SCP-2367 - Splatzshtaffel by Agent MacLeod

Recovered documents indicate that SCP-2367 (referred to therein as "Die Glocke," which translates as "the Bell") was constructed under the supervision of SS Obergruppenführer Otto Weber, at some point prior to May 1945.

21. SCP-3201 - well, it was low-entropy while it lasted. by q 17

It was mostly nothing. But there were some interesting parts.

22. SCP-2117 - Solidarity, Stolen by ihp

As far as we know there is only one Solidarity, and it has changed hands and forms innumerable times.

23. SCP-3003 - The End of History by Communism will win

SCP-3003-3 is a technologically advanced civilization on SCP-3003, composed of SCP-3003's entire native population of thirty billion humans. All are parasitized by SCP-3003-1.

24. SCP-1427 - Extinguishing Stele by ophite

Targets are selected randomly from the 20,736 (12^4) nearest human subjects, ignoring those already exhibiting the effects of the pulse, but including those who are immune.

25. SCP-1437 - A Hole to Another Place by Tanhony

SCP-1437 appears to be an access point to an as-of-yet unknown number of parallel universes.

26. SCP-2092 - Space Riddle by TobiasTheTapir

As a final test of your merits, you will be given a single question entrusted to me eons ago.

27. SCP-179 - Sauelsuesor by Dr Reach

Look upon me and know.

28. SCP-2136 - An Utterly Driven Scientist by psul

If he hadn't turned around, I would be dead. Thank god I froze looking at him, or we would both be dead. Would all be

29. SCP-2399 - A Malfunctioning Destroyer by djkaktus

Its weapons activated as they were intended, but it was Jupiter that experienced doomsday, not us.

30. SCP-536 - Physical Law Testing Chamber by [Lancashire McGee](http://scpper.com/user/563383)

Arterial blood was being pushed through the body at close to light speed, and the physical effects of that are probably very unhealthy, even in cases that don't cause immediate death.

31. SCP-2885 - Window to Another You by Zyn

The you who has the most can afford to give the most.

32. SCP-3109 - Indeterminate Source by HammerMaiden

Don't come for me. I've made my peace.

33. SCP-1316 - Lucy the Kitten Feline Espionage Device by Gaffsey

F SUSPICIOUS. MOVEMENT RESTRICTED. REQUESTING EXTRACTION.

34. SCP-2820 - Vaishnavastra by A Random Day

Within twenty-four hours of firing, the initial target will invariably be killed by the culmination of a nonlinear system formed by a series of coincidental occurrences (commonly known as the "butterfly effect"), at which time SCP-2820 will fire again.

35. SCP-970 - The Recursive Room by Freudian

SCP-970 is a spatial phenomenon wherein a collection of rooms are looped on themselves. In all cases found, this is by means of a series of doors appearing in the walls, all in a straight line, such that it is possible to walk forwards and end up at the starting position.

36. SCP-2498 - The Rainbow Body by minmin

My god, the sky is broken.

37. SCP-3007 - World of Two Artists by Zhange

No, Doctor, it's not just the corpse, it's the painting that it's lying on. The final one.

38. SCP-739 - A Mirrored Booth by DWR, rewritten by Sirens and Jack Ike

I was alone when I went in, right? I remember hearing voices when I stepped in. I think... I don't think those things belong...

39. SCP-1985 - Recovered K-Class Scenario Research Device by thedeadlymoose

On 05/19/19██, SCP-1985 submitted a single request for administration of Class-N targeted amnestics. Request was denied.

40. SCP-1485 - Normality by ObserverSeptember

SCP-1485-A is primarily distinguishable from the Baseline world by its apparent total lack of anomalous or otherwise extranormal activity.

41. SCP-2501 - The Claw by LurkD

Because of the destructive potential of SCP-2501, special exemption keycards will only be granted under special authorization from the O5 council.

42. SCP-2403 - The Air Stair by LurkD

Any subject transported by SCP-2403 will be positioned to step and fall off these cliff faces, regardless of any foreknowledge of the phenomenon.

43. SCP-1422 - The Yellowstone Anomaly by Communism will win

SCP-1422 was an anomalous phenomenon that, prior to July 9, 2007, prevented all Foundation personnel from learning of the existence of Yellowstone National Park.

44. SCP-2087 - The Best of All Possible Worlds ophite

All individuals, including those who did not die with visible injuries, exhibit variable causal synchronization with adjacent nonfatal timelines.

45. SCP-2332 - Thought Messenger by Zyn

I’m from here. This place. Another side of the mirror. It has many sides, and another you wanted to reach yet another.

46. SCP-317 - Cretaceous Physicist by Voct

SCP-317-3 is the fire-damaged remains of what is believed to have been a time machine, which SCP-317-1 was attempting to repair at the time it was taken into custody by the Foundation.

47. SCP-2256 - Very Tall Things by qntm

SCP-2256 was one of the very few recorded species known to have developed rudimentary perceptual/"antimemetic" camouflage, rendering them nearly impossible for other sentient beings to perceive or remember.

48. SCP-587 - A Model System by SimpleCadence

The residents can be observed behaving as though in a normal town, and seem to have no idea about the unusual nature of their existence.

49. SCP-1689 - Bag of Holding Potatoes by llama66613

Xander freaked out and started saying we were going to starve, until I told him he was a fucking idiot.

50. SCP-2528 - Panda Processors by thamuzz

Before the Pattern we were a minor tribe, but one with ambition.

51. SCP-3049 - To Make an Apple Pie from Scratch by rioludoodle

The perspective observable through SCP-3049's door does not remain constant throughout the lifespan of an SCP-3049-1 universe.

52. SCP-2728 - On the Barcelona Skyline by DarkStuff

Any and all attempts to reach the office building have failed, with subjects instructed to the point of SCP-2728's existence instead viewing a street corner in a pedestrian neighborhood.

53. SCP-1569 - Jumbo Shrimp by TwistedGears

This aggression first displayed the strength of SCP-1569, and further testing has shown that SCP-1569 can strike with a force up to 51,000 newtons.

54. SCP-2195 - Sons of the Nation by theTBAPb, translated by GeneR

A shot to the belly was specifically popular, which often caused SCP-2195-1 to detonate.

55. SCP-8900-EX - — Sky Blue Sky by tunedtoadeadchannel

Gentlemen, we have failed.

56. SCP-2002 - A Dead Future by Crayne

Should the object come within 0.00269 au of Earth, termination is warranted to prevent the extinction of all life on Earth.

57. SCP-2004 - Personal Data Assistants of the Gods by SnakeoilSage

SCP-2004 is a set of five hand-held personal data assistants of unknown, possibly extraterrestrial origin.

58. SCP-2600 - The Empty Box by Anonymous

STELLA is everywhere. The kids are here. We've lost control.

59. SCP-2013 - The Reptilian Meme by Ihp

Five out of the last seventeen US Presidents have been these creatures, as of 2012.

60. SCP-2099 - Brain in a Jar by DrEverettMann

What, brilliant? Handsome? Brain in a jar? Hadn't escaped my notice.

61. SCP-2451 - Love Through Time, Space and Species by Crayne

Are you aware she's only superficially human?

62. SCP-2897 - The Bard of Analytics by GreenWolf

SCP-2897 is an advanced artificial intelligence system operated by the Foundation's Department of Analytics.

63. SCP-3960 - Best Friends Forever by Jacob Conwell

Don't wait! Build the friend you deserve today!

64. SCP-2806 - We Have the Technology by Jacob Conwell

Excuse me if I take a moment to admire the irony in a man who's basically turned himself into the T-800 telling me that we need to tone down our work on our line of prosthetics.

65. SCP-1765 - Sisters by Dmatix

Following yesterday's somewhat disappointing expedition to Olympus Mons (My, but were the hosts rude!), I have decided to attempt something less taxing on my test subjects, which are thus far proving to be both physically unimpressive and morally lacking.

66. SCP-2303 - Tower of Silence by Kalinin

As observed through specialized methodology and equipment, SCP-2303 is host to a phenomenon wherein concepts and ideas that are not fully realized and never implemented by their originators are communicated to observers in the vicinity.

67. SCP-001/CODE NAME: Kalinin - Past and Future by Kalinin

Suffering. Cruelty. The currency by which the world is purchased. Everything that you are is a reflection of this. You will remember the true nature of cruelty in time.

68. SCP-3780 - Who Shot J.F.K.? by A Random Day

Specifically, SCP-3780 describes the collective attempts by various individuals, third parties, and separate temporal versions of the Foundation to prevent the assassination of Kennedy by Oswald.

69. SCP-2213 - Cat People by Doctor Cimmerian

Find out more, and if I'm right, find a way to make it stop.

70. SCP-2519 - Cry me a river by psul

I keep running the scenario, trying to derive another solution. But I failed. And now I'm always failing, trillions of times a second.

71. SCP-1610 - Testing May Continue by azzleflux

How can we possibly make humans better when we can't test on them fully?

72. SCP-2821 - A Lunar True Vacuum by Natvoltaic

THEY BUILT A LOCK AND THREW AWAY THE KEY

73. SCP-176 - Observable Time Loop by Aelanna

Approximately 5.9 seconds into the scene, the employee entrance door bursts open and four individuals wearing black tactical armor with no identifying marks or emblems enter the room and open fire on the research personnel.

74. SCP-1633 - The Most Dangerous Video Game by TedlyAnderson

Specific modes of attack have varied widely, as the game tailors its attacks to each player's psychological makeup.

75. SCP-1374 - Preparation by azzleflux

You can’t let a little talk distract you. You have the fate of the world in your hands.

76. SCP-2132 - Most Dangerous Fighting Exhibition and Obstacle Resort Created by ahbonjour

Welcome to Misters Marshall, Carter, and Dark's Most Dangerous Fighting Exhibition and Obstacle Resort! Please enjoy some brandy and cigars while we prepare your playground.

77. SCP-3249 - Me, Us, Them, Them by Jack Ike

SCP-3249-B denotes a list of criterion which, when fulfilled, subdues the primary consciousness of a human and forces the respective SCP-3249 instance to activate and attain dominance.

78. SCP-1958 - Magic Bus by Smapti

SCP-1958 is a 195█ Volkswagen Type 2 Samba-Bus (often referred to as a "microbus") currently located approximately 1.█ AU (███ million km) from the Earth's sun, in a region of interplanetary space near the orbit of Mars.

79. SCP-093 - Red Sea Object by an unknown author, rewritten by NekoChris

Current belief holds that the changes depend upon regrets carried by the holder.

80. SCP-2207 - Dimensional Razor by dankaar

When the cutting edge of SCP-2207 reaches a minimum speed of 6 m/s1, it severs local space-time, creating a rift that connects to a random alternate universe.

81. SCP-2830 - "the Knowledge" by Kate McTiriss

I hope you enjoy our work. We certainly did.

82. SCP-2873 - Another Human Weapon by Lazar Lyusternik

Individual SCP-2873 instances possess, on average, the intelligence level and personal development of adolescents.

83. SCP-2314 - Проект Стебельчатый Глаз Created by Dr Nikolaus

With my own eyes I can see through yours, Agent.

84. SCP-2430 - Immortal Hitler by MrWrong

Modifications (have been made) to its nervous system such that pain sensitivity is heightened.

85. SCP-2063 - A Past Vision of the Future by WarpZone

Congratulations. By reading this message, you have just told an alien piece of hardware what to do.

86. SCP-2630 - Stock Of A Sort by Taffeta

SCP-2630 consists of three main components – fifteen mechanical arms, a console controlling these arms and displaying readings from the third main component: namely, eighteen sets of intestines.

87. SCP-1348 - Inner Sanctum by ophite

When the sun rises, I will stand before my broken father, and the fathers who were broken before him, as someday you will stand before me, as someday you will stand before Him.

I will be held to account for my absence.

I will hold the Name to account for His.

88. SCP-1682 - Solar Parasite by Faminepulse

Everyone seems relieved, but I can't shake this anxiety that something awful has just happened.

89. SCP-1230 - A Hero is Born by MrPixel

I tried to keep him happy for as long as I could...

90. SCP-3107 - The Well Documented Marble by DoomSmith

I agree, though we should conclude the test here; we aren't likely to receive another D-Class personnel with our current conduct.

91. SCP-1342 - To the Makers of Music by FlameShirt

To save ourselves, we could have tried to destroy you

92. SCP-1984 - Dead Hand by Kalinin

How many will sign the death warrant of the human race and finish off what survivors there may be left?

93. SCP-001/CODE NAME: WJS - Normalcy by WrongJohnSilver

"Consensus reality" is simply consensus of the Council.

94. SCP-1329 - The Aquarium by Djoric

Sastelkov claims that the cost is worth it, that what he is looking for is here somewhere.

95. SCP-001/CODE NAME: djkaktus - The Children by djkaktus

- 7585832-Do You Hear The Screaming-8572937

96. SCP-3513 - The brain that ate itself by psul

Over a period of months, the beak slowly ingests brain tissue, consuming it. The papillae assist in ensuring that the soft brain matter does not slip out of the beak once it enters.

97. SCP-186 - To End All Wars by Kalinin

My fellow subjects, I have dedicated my life to the construction of such demonstrations of artifice that none may stand against my weapons save the Almighty!

98. SCP-2772 - Real Life Memorial For A Virtual Non-Existence by SoullessSingularity

Our time together never truly existed, but it was real enough to us.

99. SCP-3001 - Red Reality by OZ Ouroboros

Initially presumed dead, Dr. Scranton has survived in SCP-3001 for at least five years, 11 months, and 21 days...

1. SCP-2258 - The Great Escape by rockyred9

SCP-2258 is a collection of thirty-six helium party balloons of a variety of colours which are sentient and capable of human speech.

2. SCP-3171 - How the Foundation Came to Operate a Phone Sex Hotline by ZoltanBerrigomo

It is conjectured that the act of sharing sustenance with family members has the nature of a sexual taboo among SCP-3171.

3. SCP-3740 - God Is Dumb by djkaktus

But know that you can rest easy, because the most dangerous entity at Site-81 thinks Director Aktus is a supernatural space all-father named "Maltheus, the Horror of Hadrian’s Hell" because he knows how to turn on a lightswitch.

4. SCP-1171 - Humans Go Home by DrEverettMann

"DOC! DOC! ARE YOU THERE? DID YOU KNOW THERE WAS A HUMAN IN YOUR HOUSE?"

5. SCP-1459 - The Puppy Machine by PeppersGhost

"Yeah, you're totally going to hell for this. Play again?"

6. SCP-2662 - cthulhu f'UCK OFF! by SoullessSingularity

I'm not even ready to settle down with a cult yet! I'm only, like, two hundred years old! I'm barely legal!"

7. SCP-1370 - Pesterbot by Sorts

SCP-1370 will often include variations to these titles based on responses it receives from personnel; Foundation staff have successfully introduced Patheticon the Garglemost and PesterBot to its lexicon.

8. SCP-2416 - The Day the Clown Died by daveyoufool

Despite having unextraordinary brain activity and no history of neurological disorders, SCP-2416 displays diminished intellectual capacity and a high likelihood of getting into a lethal accident.

9. SCP-2337 - "Dr. Spanko" by daveyoufool

Am colloquially namesplapped with Essy-Pee toothreethree and Steven, am complicate across the state.

10. SCP-2491 - Sean Connery Ovipositing 300 Eggs Daily by DrBleep

Engage in nursing behavior with larval Bond iterations, providing sustenance through self-secreted jelly and Martinis.

11. SCP-2730 - Q U A C K - Q U A C K by A Random Day

The mask made of Gilbert Gottfried's skin is currently in cold-storage in the Site-42 biotechnology laboratory.

12. SCP-3900 - The Internet of Things That Are Wolves by TyGently

At this point, a number of timber wolves will appear in the area currently covered by the wireless access point, which then ceases to transmit a signal.

13. SCP-2206 - Maximum League Baseball by GreenWolf

In lieu of an opening pitch, the team starts their home games by ritually sacrificing a B-list celebrity.

14. SCP-3717 - Pickl'd Punkz by DrChandra

I demand a lawyer, or an actor who’s so method they actually got a law degree!

15. SCP-1710 - Life as a Tree by Dmatix

Oh, I'm sorry, I'm rambling again. I know you get sensitive when I interrupt your brooding. Go on, love.

16. SCP-2941 - Do Not Eat or Inspire by canaryfarmer

Proper demoralization must be maintained on a regular basis as any instance left alone for a period of between three to five hours will begin growing at a noticeable rate.

17. SCP-1839 - Reproductive Methods of Bony Fish by Salman Corbette

Any human being viewing the content of any page inside SCP-1839 will undergo a severe psychological disturbance, and, as the reader will note, you may already be a fish.

18. SCP-2305 - great ideas that are TOTALY USELESS (lulz) by ObserverSeptember

A description of a potential method by which to neutralize a Euclid or Keter-class SCP object, typically going into great detail as to how, when, and where to execute the neutralization. The SCP objects selected for neutralization have no consistent pattern in origin, location, anomalous properties, or level of danger: SCP objects appear to be selected at random.

19. SCP-1622 - Cheese With Expensive Tastes by Bryx

Upon initial consumption of SCP-1622, subjects will react as though they have been slapped firmly on the cheek with an open palm.

20. SCP-2598 - Traveling Moth Salesman by djkaktus

During conversation, SCP-2598 will invariably attempt to redirect the conversation towards a sales pitch for, specifically, a helmet designed for moths.

21. SCP-2020 - Cliche, Right? by Communism will win

Okay, wait, but seriously. Better idea. Guys.

22. SCP-586 - Inscribable Object by Rolaran

Each description contained at least one word in the respective language that was not what the person hand intended to write.

23. SCP-1319 - The Split-Up by Tanhony

We'd be going down the hallway or something, and he'd just trip, and I'd be like 'what the fuck was that?'.

24. SCP-1867 - A Gentleman by Djoric

You do realize that you’re a sea slug, right?

25. SCP-2006 - Too Spooky by weizhong

FEAR ME MORTAL. I AM THE MIGHTY RO-MAN! COWER IN FEAAAAAAAR!

26. SCP-504 - Critical Tomatoes by BlastYoBoots

When a poor attempt at humor is made verbally within human hearing range of SCP-504's tomatoes, they instantly accelerate to a speed of at least 100 miles per hour in the direction of the sound's source.

27. SCP-527 - Mr. Fish by djkaktus

SCP-527 is a male humanoid, 1.67m in height, which is biologically non-anomalous, with the exception of its head, which is that of a Puntius semifasciolatus, or gold barb fish.

28. SCP-1689 - Bag of Holding Potatoes by llama66613

Xander says it po-tah-to! What the fuck. How have I not heard him say it until now? It's been four weeks, surrounded by potatoes, and he hasn't said the word until now?

29. SCP-1541 - The Drunken God by Vincent_Redgrave

WHY HAS YUR FMLYYYY NOT PERFORMED THE RITUAL OF BLOOD AND WINE IN TEN DECADES?

30. SCP-1848 - [ACCESS DENIED] by TroyL

SCP-1848 does not appear to be pursuing these attempts with malicious goals. Instead, it appears to find genuine amusement in its 'pranks' and believes others do as well.

31. SCP-3250 - Jesus Fried Chicken by LilyFlower and minmin

Public knowledge of the substitution of Kentucky Fried Chicken's secret "Eleven Secret Herbs and Spices" recipe is to be suppressed.

32. SCP-2257 - House God by InsipidParoxysm

All instances of SCP-2257-1 claim to be the sole deity of their respective physical representation. For example, SCP-2257年1月23日 is a tan, suede armchair that claims to be the "god of chairs".

33. SCP-1492 - Ill-Begotten Gains by Vezaz

SCP-1492 appears to take material, sentimental, and artistic worth into account, targeting everything from paper currency and jewelry to, in several cases, coins and gold fillings.

34. SCP-2835 - Constructive Criticism by daveyoufool

I swear to God and all his saints and angels I'm gonna fucking scoop you! Down the throat, right in the acid, everything you hold dear, reap what you sow!

35. SCP-2980 - Devil's Nightlight by djkaktus

Bedtime for Baby Beelzebub: Story depicts the infant incarnation of the Lord of Flies being prepared for slumber by a large, insectine creature. Story ends with Baby Beelzebub being covered up by a blanket made of damned human souls, and falling asleep to the screams of the stricken.

36. SCP-1731 - An Exercise in Futility by azzleflux

SCP-1731 was discovered in the desert outside of █████, NV on 01/01/2007 after the Foundation heard reports of a group conducting a "fridge ritual" in the area.

37. SCP-2928 - The 21st Discipline by TwistedGears

The most common hallucinatory effect is an inability to detect SCP-2928, due to the common stereotype of [DATA EXPUNGED].

38. SCP-1722 - Curmudgeon's Cudgel by Djoric

This is the fifth apostrophe I’ve had to place in THIS FUCKING PARAGRAPH. You know what? Fuck it. I’m not reading this anymore.

39. SCP-2115 - Meet Other People by Tagliafierro

6) NUMBER OF PERSONALITIES (this also includes the number of souls within your host body):

40. SCP-1781 - Moonlight Theater Presents: Hugo Weaving by djkaktus

While the type of film shown can vary wildly, the single constant throughout all observed showings is the presence of Australian/British film actor Hugo Weaving in some role previously filled by another actor, actress, or prop.

41. SCP-2803 - TotleighSoft - "Because COMPUTERS!"TM by daveyoufool

Happy to report! Your compnay has being annex by TOTLEIGH software corporation. Will be comig at 1:00 for prenimilary restructure meetig. Expect new CEO (myslef), new WORK CONDISIONS, and handson ENGAGEMINT!

42 SCP-2424 - Hostile Walrus Cyborg research ongoing by LurkD

Oh, Goddamn it, you're Moe the Eskimo aren't you?!? I'm ready for you this time! Come at me! [low-pitched growl]

43. SCP-3885 - The High-Octane Full-Throttle Adventures of the Exploding Zombie Gearheads by CadaverCommander

Monster truck, each wheel replaced with an entire 1965 Ford Mustang. Central chassis armored, spiked, and equipped with four flamethrowers, a sound system consisting of nineteen haphazardly-placed guitar amplifier stacks, and an ice cream dispenser.

44. SCP-2912 - Clowny Clown Clown by Metaphysician

A liability? Come on, I'm the best fucking clown breeder ya got and Mr. Fuller knows it.

45. SCP-572 - Katana of Apparent Invincibility by DrClef

However, the weapon has the unusual psychotropic quality of convincing any person who holds it of its "balance" and "cutting power", as well as conferring feelings of great strength and invincibility.

46. SCP-3883 - Dildos Have Dreams Too by Sly161 and Zyn

Don't you know what I am? Not in here, I mean, out there. In the real world. Do you know what I'm used for?

47. SCP-2507 - A Web Of Cliques by Anonymous

SCP-2507 designates eleven organisms of the class Arachnida, with an average height of 3 meters and a mass of 54 kilograms. All instances of SCP-2507 are capable of vocalizing in American English, and speak in voices resembling young female children.

48. SCP-1599 - Broken Spybot by solomen, rewritten by Voct

SCP-1599 contains a hostile intelligence which is actively engaged in espionage.

49. SCP-1481 - Crack Genie by UglyFlower

Once SCP-1481-1 has manifested, it will offer to grant an unlimited number of "wishes" to the individual who caused it to manifest; however, SCP-1481-1 is largely non-compliant with said wishes, and will often ignore them, wrongly claim to have already fulfilled them, or produce an outcome which bears only a slight resemblance to the one requested.

50. SCP-2731 - When Hell Freezes Over by Silberescher

You know, I can sort of understand this. I was a fat kid, I have food issues. But this...

1. SCP-1454 - Sibling Rivalry by Smapti

One birth certificate, five houses, seven automobiles, six college degrees, and seven marriage licenses were found to be associated with the name.

2. SCP-2710 - A Certain Breach by Dmatix

Oh, no way that I'm doing that with that sort of attitude. Besides, looks to me like you have some hustle going here.
...Hustle?
You know, hustle. A shakedown, a badgering, a strongarm effort, the ol' Cleveland jig, the Weatherman's Ankle, the Thrice-layered p-
ENOUGH.

3. SCP-3128 - Let's Play Monopoly! by The Great Hippo

Following the subprime mortgage crisis of 2007, all further tests by researchers involving manipulation of real estate markets via game-play have been suspended.

4. SCP-3336 - God Bless You by towwl

Theories on SCP-3336 in the public largely attribute the event to religious deities, secret society/military superweapons, or extraterrestrial life.

5. SCP-3505 - Singed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours by Communism will win

Initiating message: "We're out of cocaine."
Response: "Oh no!!!"
SCP-3505-A contents: Three damaged USB flash drives. Two were empty; the third contained two identical recordings of the song "Cocaine" by Eric Clapton.

6. SCP-3521 - Forced Banana Equivalent Dose by dado by djkaktus

u tell me. u see plutonium on ground and u see banana. which u more worried about?

7. SCP-3671 - A very angry box of cereal by DrMorris

Notes: Dr. Frank Wright accidentally tore the box while removing the plastic bag inside.

8. SCP-3902 - anomaly class bar by dado by Lamentte

object class: no bones

9. SCP-4092 - Rubber Stepdad by LXHauptmann

SCP-4092: I bet your flesh-dad never lets you have pizza for breakfast!

10. SCP-4162 - An Egg That Kills You For No Reason by Tanhony

Once SCP-4162 enters within one meter of its target, a rapid expansion of air will take place in the target's skull, causing their cranium to violently explode after a period of three to five seconds.

11. SCP-4213 - I Scream by Doctor Cimmerian and Yossipossi

SCP-4213's movements are to be monitored from outside audio-visual range by MTF Rho-4 ("The Neapolitans").

12. SCP-4272 - The Proper Way to Appreciate Art by CryonicAutumn

SCP-4272 begins messily devouring the painting for thirty seconds, with enough vigor to noticeably shake the car.
SCP-4272: Mmph, that's good.

13. SCP-4479 - D-11424 and The Land of Too Many Doors by Captain Kirby

DOOR-K: Of course I'm a door, commoner. What else would I be?

14. SCP-4498 - The Plurality of Elias Shaw by djkaktus

(✿˵◕‿◕˵) APPEAR OR BE BUTT STABBED (˶◕‿◕˶✿)

15. SCP-4512 - A Goddamn Filthy Teleporting Party Pool by Woedenaz

The highest recorded volume from SCP-4512 surpassed the ability for current measuring tools to document. However, the intensity has been recorded to cause an earthquake measured 5 on the Richter scale.

16. SCP-4633 - Rock, Paper, Yog-Sothoth by Mortos

Player 1 performs the "scissors" gesture. Player 2 performs a non-standard hand gesture. His hand undergoes a rapid transformation into a large crab pincer.

17. SCP-4703 - Perfectly Legal by PeppersGhost

Every day at an arbitrary time between 3pm and closing, alarms will sound, the lions will be released from the discount section, and all but two checkout lines will immediately close.

18. SCP-4944 - A Coffee Machine, Except It's Literally Just A Cargo Ship by ResearcherPie

"I have the addiction to coffe :(" [sic]

19. SCP-4985 - High Finance by ModernMajorGeneral

SCP-4985-1: An intriguing proposal. I would discuss this with you further. All but the Duke Yankee Candle and Count GrubHub, leave us.

20. SCP-5266 - IDIOT SUCCUMBS TO NEUROTOXIN WHILE LISTENING TO MACHO MAN CLICK NOW TO SEE by IAmTheOoga

SCP-5266-2 instances are human shrunken heads genetically identical to past or present members of the aforementioned Village People.

21. SCP-5510 - Universal Remote by aismallard

Welcome, Dr. Archibald.
You are currently editing SCP-5510. Your session will expire after 118 seconds of inactivity.

22. SCP-5595 - Geoffrey Quincy Harrison the Third: Site-Director, Gumball Machine by PlaguePJP

SCP-5595 was told to keep its findings confidential. Dir. Lague also instructed it not to attack kitchen staff, as SCP-5595 had charted out an attack plan using a nonexistent Mobile Task Force known as "MTF Delta-905 ‘All Out of Bubblegum.’"

23. SCP-5655 - Exactly the Kind of Genie You'd Expect To Find in an Empty Can of Spam by AnActualCrow

Wish: I wish for unlimited power.
Result: An 8-pack of rechargeable AA batteries.

24. SCP-5909 ⁠- The Endless Shrimp by DrAkimoto

The threat posed by SCP-5909 is unparalleled. It is nearly 1.1 light-years larger than the Sol System; it would be catastrophic if it is allowed to reach even one light-year's distance from Sol.

25. SCP-5983 - Nuke York, Nuke York by Rounderhouse

SCP-5983 is an anomalous relationship between the force of an explosion in Drawing County, Wyoming, and the efficiency of the New York City Subway.

25 comedic tales and GoI-Format articles. Primarily one-shots and self-contained stories in the Foundationverse.

1. Everyone Knows by Bryx

Every Group of Interest, major and minor. Every anomalous person. The O5’s loaded them all up into the computer, and waited for it to spit out a list of names. Anyone who hadn’t been on any of the lists sent to them.

2. The Most Dangerous Game of All by Dmatix

He didn't care that he didn't know where she was, or that she was much smarter and faster and stronger than him. He would find her, and he would kill her, no matter where she went.

3. Joey Fucknuts Builds a Flying Machine by CadaverCommander

The woman was wearing what Joey thought was a very cute yellow sundress and carried an umbrella with a small flamethrower installed in it, which, she had explained to Joey previously, was supposed to burn the rain before it could make her wet. Joey thought that was pretty smart.

4. GRANT REQUEST FOR A REPLACEMENT KEYBOARD BECAUSE THE CAPS LOCK ON THIS ONE IS BROKEN

SUCH A BREAKDOWN IN THE FABRIC OF SOCIETY CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO GO ON. WHILE PROMETHEUS LABS PRIDES ITSELF ON EMBRACING INNOVATION, ITS EMPLOYEES SUFFER FROM INFERIOR AND OVERPRICED TECHNOLOGY.

5. Where They All Go by Salman Corbette

Foundation Space Telescope 23 Alpha was launched in order to further observe the mass.

6. Ooo ooo ooo ooo, ooo ooo ooo by Tanhony

He glanced at the Fisherman, who nodded, and then he charged up the staircase, four steps at a time. He had no time for proper stair technique - he was a man on a mission. A mission...of justice.

7. Attack of the Keter Skeeters! by Ihp

He is also deathly afraid of insects. The next few days are going to be the worst of his life.

8. Cack Simulator by daveyoufool

The dangerous, Euclid-class anomaly you were trusted with has broken containment, and your ass is unbelievably grass.

…that is, unless you can get him back?

9. Words of Wisdom from the Containment Chamber of SCP-046-ARC, better known as Richard "Big Dick" Chappell by Rounderhouse

"You know what I hate? Clowns. Fuck them and fuck their milk."

10. Eldritch Application by Gargus

You lot take me in, and I'm a big name. Not as big as Yog-Sothoth or Azathoth, but big enough to get some recognition. So, how about it?

11. Critter Profile: ZARGOTH, DESTROYER OF DIMENSIONS!

We've been trying to put things in this section for the past THOUSAND YEARS, but Zargoth has THWARTED YOU AT EVERY TURN. If you need details on his ELDRITCH DOINGS, come talk to me (Casey Baker, EATER OF FECES) or another one of Zargoth's CAPTORS.

12. Fools of Us All by Ihp

Katherine Sinclair was knocked flat on her ass by a Kit-Kat Coffee Cup Cannonball, and had the sudden compulsion to say this five time fast, before she realized this would be an awful idea.

13. Bees by Communism Will Win

What if bees could blow people up with the blink of an eye?
What if bees were a superhero?
What if you could mail-order bees?

14. 10:30 A.M. by Djoric

Because that’s what we fucking do at the SPC.

15. Date Night by Hercules Rockefeller

"I was going to wait until later, but seeing you like this, I just, I... Heh, look at me, you have me babbling like a schoolboy. I don’t know what it is about you. You’ve always had that effect on me."

16. Manufactured Nostalgia by drakimoto and malycegraves

"Whooo do we have here?" A cold hollow voice playfully asked, spraying the back of Richard's head with a gust of hot, moist breath.

17. Gears Is Totally Not A Robot Guys by Dr Solo

"No no think about it! If he was a robot, why would he have a dick? Right?"

18. GOC, or that guy with a gun fetish by Cerastes

This had to be a joke. They couldn't be serious, could they?

19. Excerpts from Training Seminars for Lesser Known Foundation Careers by Ihp

This is one of the riskiest jobs in the Foundation.

Don't laugh.

20. Le Fou d'Avril by daveyoufool

The following is a CESSPIT-class infohazard, containing Consensual Eldritch Sexual Squickercourse Poor In Taste and is not to be read by anyone at work, anyone at home from work, or anyone. (But mainly anyone at work.)

21. P'rantortiz the Vile by S D Locke

You know, you could always come bunk with me! A bad spell turned like, 90% of my timeline into ice-cream and waffles!

22. Nacho Business by Anonymous

Later tests were always the weird ones. These had the object do something so specific and bizarre, you know it only started because some sweater in Kansas turned out to be double memetic.

23. Duke 'till Dawn by Dr Kondraki

I can’t believe we work for this guy. I have half a mind to tell that moron off myself, and resign!

24. Now watch and learn, here's the deal... by daveyoufool

Please understand that the Overseer Council will hold you personally accountable for any breach incidents that may come of this. - O5-11

25. Seven Characters Die Unexpectedly by A Random Day and Ch00bakka

Rukmini groaned. "Would you please just finish me off? It'd be less humiliating for both of us."

1. SCP-1762 - Where The Dragons Went by OZ Ouroboros

We know You are trying. Your Family is the most imaginative of us All.

2. SCP-1836 - Mother in the Ice by Vivax

She's got feelings even if she isn't willing to tell you qallunaat because you can't be bothered to learn how.

3. SCP-1230 - A Hero is Born by MrPixel

He built kingdoms and even raised a family... but he never wanted to leave.

4. SCP-1956 - The Gnomes by GibberingEloquence

We have many colors and stripes around, not just these you see. Dark almost always, so we play music, dance and sing.

5. SCP-2323 - Sentinel Butcher by sirpudding

Unidentified vocalizations from the prey entities can be detected in high-frequency audio recordings of SCP-2323.

6. SCP-2185 - The Aquaform Thaumaturgic Union by Dmatix and Djoric

As a result of said grievance, the entities claim to have decided to band together and form SCP-2185 as a method of forcing "summoners" to acquiesce to their demands of fair treatment, or face consequences.

7. SCP-3121 - Get Out of My Head by Buttfranklin

It cuts into the heads of humans, through the eyes most often, and penetrates a thin segment of skull.

8. SCP-2952 - Conveyance Of Regional Gwerin Internationally by AbsentmindedNihilist

We have granted all members of your organization complimentary transportation on our C.O.R.G.I. system. Please send a sparrow to the Council of the Sidhe office nearest you if you have further questions.

9. SCP-1323 - A County Fair by Drewbear

Civilians and Foundation personnel who purchase tickets will display a variety of mental, emotional, and behavioral abnormalities for up to 7 years, and frequently report a compulsion or sense of foreboding if they are prevented from following any unusual or abnormal impulses during that time.

10. SCP-082 - "Fernand" the Cannibal by FritzWillie

Subject will sing songs of its own pleasing, ranging from forgotten Victorian Era bar songs to modern classical, typically while cooking and eating.

11. SCP-910 - Dust, Embodied by Pedantique

You promise its freedom, but only after the last bird calls and the last snake dies. You assure it that it may see the sun again, but only in the moments before it dies.

12. SCP-140 - An Incomplete Chronicle by AssertiveRoland

Although at times the Daevites were a collection of city-states, they appear to have consistently returned to imperialism under a theocratic aristocracy (the "daeva"), practitioners of cannibalism and thaumaturgy.

13. SCP-1726 - The Library and the Pillar by Djoric

For the Great Ones have passed, and Mu has passed, and the lands to the South and the West have passed, and even the Empire has passed.

14. SCP-2615 - If You Believe by KnightKnight

The sun dances
Along the sea

And all their love
Bleeds red.

15. SCP-1384 - Taker of Turns by DrEverettMann

I don't think on the one hand it'd tell you too much, but it'd be more than you know. The less you know, the better my position.

16. SCP-4028 - La Historia de Don Quixote de la Mancha by TheGreatHippo

You need to call your people. You need to call them and tell them he's coming.

17. SCP-2547 - Dog Days Of Summer by AbsentmindedNihilist

Three questions! Oh, you do know your myths! How delicious.

18. SCP-097 - Old Fairgrounds by Dexanote

In addition to its immediate effects outlined in Event Log SCP-097, SCP-097-01 appears to produce an undetectable signal towards children in an undetermined range.

19. SCP-2481 - Kill the Suns by SunnyClockwork

I am Yi, an official of the Xia Court. I am in charge of the tenth Sword to defend against the Golden Crow, which is the sun god.

20. SCP-2303 - Tower of Silence by Kalinin

As observed through specialized methodology and equipment, SCP-2303 is host to a phenomenon wherein concepts and ideas that are not fully realized and never implemented by their originators are communicated to observers in the vicinity.

21. SCP-2988 - Folly of the Fruit Eater by OZ Ouroboros

Izaak's remaining forelimb is to be crushed beyond healing limits, then severed, so he can never Craft again.

22. SCP-2786 - The Archetype by Billith

Don't you see? The hero's journey, it presents itself to me. I cannot fail. I will win. Always. In every iteration.

23. SCP-3353 - Secrets for Sweets by Zyn

Apple cracked in half, and transformed into a small cupcake.

24. SCP-2922 - Notes From the Under by daveyoufool

Look, everything was true, right up until the grim reaper came in a wagon. Even the giant monkey wasn't a fabrication.

25. SCP-1918 - Tik Tak Tow by faminepulse

SCP-1918 will enter the room and moves across the floor, leaving in its trail a message either reading "Tik Tak Tow" or "Memoree", maintaining a consistent speed and leaving immediately after the messages have been inscribed.

26. 001/CODE NAME: Tufto - The Scarlet King by Tufto

References in art and oral tradition to SCP-001 appear across a wide variety of human and non-human cultures across the universe, including in communities which have never previously had any contact with one another.

27. SCP-1338 - Child of Trees by Zyn

I know where to leave food for the fairies so they help me learn, and I can find the feathers that help you listen to the trees.

28. SCP-1000 - Bigfoot by thedeadlymoose

Supposedly every flower bloomed that day, while our enemies died in their sleep.

29. SCP-2932 - Titania's Prison by djkaktus

By Glorious Titania, she will rot within that cell until the stars go out.

30. SCP-3844 - To Slay A Dragon by CaptainKirby

There was a dragon in the mountains. And it looked just like we'd imagined.

31. SCP-435 - "He-Who-Made-Dark" by sandrewswann

The Earth did not like this, so she made the second people to watch over the sky rock, and keep it lit so that the dark one cannot find his way home.

32. SCP-3998 - The Wicker Witch Lives by Fantem

As for the witch herself, only one thing can be said for sure…

33. SCP-2339 - Bumblebee Philharmonic Orchestra by LilyFlower

SCP-2339-2 seem to play a seemingly random selection of classical music, however, they will always include Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov's "Flight of the Bumblebee" in their performance.

34. SCP-662 - Butler's Hand Bell by Rick Revelry

-Washing of Dr. Mirth's laundry: Performed, and the clothing found to "fit better" in Dr. Mirth's estimation.

35. SCP-2415 - One Half of a Two-Hander by WrongJohnSilver

SCP-2415 comprises two disparate pieces resembling parts of a Scottish claymore.

36. SCP-2438 - There Is No Hunger in the Lee of the Stone by Petrograd

This stone bore markings associated with various Celtic hearth deities dating back to 200 BCE, although many of these had later been vandalized and replaced with Celtic Christian imagery of loaves and fishes.

37. Taboo - Taboo by PeppersGhost

Due to the high risk involved in entering the place where the nameless are found, personnel sent in to conduct research must be trained in Standard Exploration Protocol as detailed in 4000-SEP.

38. 001/CODE NAME: Lily - The World's Gone Beautiful by LilyFlower

SCP-001 refers to an event occurring shortly before the cessation of all life on Earth.

39. SCP-2975 - Another Sun by thedeadlymoose

First it was some of the more otherworldly tourists, and then the particular townsfolk who started disappearing... I started noticing they were all people with magic in their blood.

40. SCP-2916 - A Lamb, a Shepherd, and a Wolf by AbsentmindedNihilist

SCP-2916-3 most often takes the form of a predatory animal, or a large, malevolent man - often a hunter or warrior, or another profession involving violence.

41. SCP-2902 - The Human Skeleton Closet (and his cat) by OZ Ouroboros

Since its containment, SCP-2902-1 has been generally friendly to personnel, expressing an interest in entertaining them with its abilities until "The Circus comes back to pick me up".

42. SCP-2264 - In the Court of Alagadda by MetaPhysician

Damn that Metropolis of Blood, that terrible Realm and its antient countless Crimes.

43. SCP-1826 - Victims of the Wild Hunt

The Fair are honored to meet our king.

44. 001/CODE NAME: I.H. Pickman - Story of Your Life by Ihp

"There's a difference between the Narrative and the Narrator. The people writing us are Narrators, but so are we."

45. SCP-3714 - Jiangshi's Ring by DrMagnus

I hope you and the Leviathan's pet monster enjoy eternity.

46. SCP-826 - Draws You into the Book by Clopine

If the subject does not find SCP-826 within the setting before the "end" of the book, SCP-826 will "reset" the setting, starting the book's plot over.

47. SCP-2957 - The Lunar Watchers by coffeepunk, Zyn and Dr_Grom

The kindness of nature lies in the guidance of the moon, and the moon can't guide what he can't see.

48. SCP-2197 - Shop Class by Doc MacGillicuttie

When operated by an individual unfamiliar with the lamp, the functioning of the switch is reversed, so that the "off" position turns the lamp on, and vice versa. Once a particular user becomes accustomed to the reversed function, the switch begins to operate correctly. This process repeats each time the user forms an ingrained habit regarding how to operate the switch.

49. SCP-2523 - Goblin Market by sirpudding

We are the in-between people, the border people. Vassals neither to hot radiant summer, or cold merciless winter. We are the Autumn People.

50. 001/CODE NAME: Liz The GM - A Simple Toymaker by Liz The GM

You want the truth?! Well here it is, boys and girls!

51. SCP-990 - Dream Man by Dave Rapp

This is your wake-up call.

52. SCP-3941 - The Major Occultation by Tufto

He exited his body, and my soul entered in. He is assured a place in Paradise for his pious actions.

53. SCP-2343 - How I Got To Memphis by Doctor Cimmerian

Anyway, I get a little mouthy when I'm drunk. I think they said I threatened to take the life of the world or some bullshit.

54. SCP-3150 - The Caravanserai at the End of the World by Tufto

You don't understand the importance of oral tradition, or the voices on the wind when you pray, or the wild frontier. But I forgive you.

55. SCP-4013 - It Can't Be Allowed To Stop by RazgrizS57

Remember, spending time is better than spending lives!

56. SCP-4040 - At The Bottom Of A Bottomless Pit by DrChandra

I know exactly what this place is son. Grab a shovel, the both of you, and I'll tell you a bit of history.

57. SCP-5866 - The Namesnake by HarryBlank

The camera shows the surface of Lake Huron near the southern shoreline. The water is roiling, and the lakebed appears to be shifting upwards. With a massive torrent of water and wet earth, a five-headed dragon bursts out and takes wing, disappearing from sight in a matter of seconds.
A woman in a labcoat is briefly visible on the dragon's back.

58. SCP-1337 - The Hitchhiker by AdminBright

Upon acquiring SCP-1337, the vehicle is to be driven to Site 1337-Delta, and the remains of the D-class disposed of.

59. SCP-1447 - Tulpa by SRegan

The monks told me to choose something else but I became fixated on it.

60. SCP-4812 - Wrath by djkaktus

Of all of those old kingdoms and empires whose names were lost to the passing of time or the cruel mechanisms of their enemies, perhaps none is greater or spoken with more respect than that of the great House of Apollyon, the Sky Kings of Old Europ.

61. SCP-860 - Blue Key by Enma Ai

When SCP-860 is used to unlock and open a door, the door does not lead to its usual destination. Instead, it opens into a small forest clearing centered on an 80 cm wide footpath, designated SCP-860-1. Every observation of this grove has noted the presence of blue-colored mist.

62. SCP-1111 - The White Dog by DrSevere

Should SCP-1111-1 become aware of any person or object coming near SCP-1111-2, it will quickly become hostile and attempt to destroy the intruder.

63. SCP-2571 - Cragglewood Park by The Great Hippo

SCP-2571 is a recurring childhood memory of a non-existent theme-park ('Cragglewood Park').

64. SCP-1770 - The Maker of Chains by Dmatix

It kissed the links, whispered kindly words, protected One and its brethren from harm. It showed One the knots. Such beauty, such complexity, such perfection. No more.

65. SCP-2746 - ████ is dead. by Fantem

Barring Document-2746-9, the majority of these documents were written in dialect A-12 ("Old Angelic").

66. SCP-2663 - Dionysus by Dr Solo

I have been in this world for much longer than that. Aeons. But before the lake I was not me.

67. SCP-2408 - Orok's Fall by MetaPhysician

SCP-2408-1 are genetically normal humans capable of undergoing gross physical transfiguration.

68. SCP-1845 - Animal Kingdom by Smapti

The members of SCP-1845 are physiologically indistinct from normal animals of their species. However, the animals have been demonstrated to possess near-human intelligence, the ability to construct simple tools from objects in their habitat and introduced by the Foundation, and a system of government modeled on medieval European feudalism.

69. SCP-3667 - All's Well that Ends Hell by Quantum Physician

We will provide our counsel and advice to Foundation, who would be master of this realm, to keep it safe and prosperous.

70. SCP-035 - Possessive Mask

In light of the mass suicide/homicide of the members of the research team tasked with translating the passages garnered from SCP-035's containment cell, the morale damage in the area, and general loss of staff dealing with SCP-035 to either death or insanity, it has been decided to coat the inner and outer walls of its containment cell with SCP-148, which has proved well in the containment of SCP-132 (see Document 132-01), in order to hopefully block out the high levels of negativity being emitted by SCP-035.

71. SCP-049 - Plague Doctor by GabirelJade

Indeed. My cure is most effective.

72. SCP-1844 - Crater at 31.7███° N, 35.1███° E by spikebrennan

The pit, or an extradimensional space accessible through the pit, contains an indeterminate number of hostile entities, the escape of which is arrested by means of the containment regimen.

73. SCP-2050 - Sciurine Crusaders by weizhong

SCP-2050-3 is currently a 3 year old red squirrel named "Sir Casper Bushtail, Duke of the Bushtail Sciurine, Master of Horse, and Knight of the Woodland Order."

74. SCP-2406 - The Colossus by MetaPhysician

The Enemy has set their plan into motion. The Sorcerer King surrounds himself with corpses. To fight, is to [grow/increase in number] his legions.

1. SCP-4050 - Oh, The Humidity! by Westrin

5 human cadavers were found within its interior, including one male in the living room next to the open window, holding a hammer and nails, one female and a child in the basement, next to a large supply of canned food and bottled water, another male within a closet, holding a large bucket and several empty water bottles, and another child in a bedroom upstairs, holding a stuffed toy.

2. SCP-3904 - Two Cats in a Skin Suit by minmin

Each hollowed cavity in SCP-3904 is large enough to comfortably accommodate one adult domestic housecat.

3. SCP-1313 - Solve for Bear by MaliceAfterthought

The resolution does not have to be physically represented, and simply considering the problem long enough to arrive at the solution has resulted in a bear's manifestation in or around the subject solving it.

4. SCP-2915 - Frostee-Flesh by Djoric

Six winch systems are attached to the ceiling of the freezer, each consisting of a chain and large meathook. These winches are controlled by a series of valves located at the door. One chain remains lowered into the shaft.

5. SCP-2771 - Border Duty by Petrograd

SCP-2771-1 will alter abductees’ clothing to roughly resemble their own using chalk, paint, and sackcloth. They are then transported by unknown means to SCP-2771-2, a desert area containing a toll-booth and a transportation system similar in appearance to an undulating human tongue.

6. SCP-2365 - The universe is trying to tell you that it hates you by psul

Heavy steel springs will materialise in the space adjacent to the sleeper's head. Over the course of 10-15 minutes, this will be followed by the slow manifestation of additional metal attachments, forming a large bear trap.

7. SCP-3790 - Department of Abnormalities by Croquembouche and djkaktus

No record of the SCP Foundation ever having a Department of Abnormalities exists. No information regarding the structure has been located.

8. SCP-2539 - Highway to Hell by Taffeta

All such subjects later find a piece of heavily scorched and decomposed human flesh in the storage compartment of their vehicle.

9. SCP-3220 - Panopticon II by A Random Day

All but one of the cells in SCP-3220 are occupied by a single humanoid sculpture made of painted concrete.

10. SCP-3536 - Bacteriophage Enabler by weryllium

Also found alongside SCP-3536 were several dozen scrapbooks containing handwritten recipes involving SCP-3536-1 instances, personal thoughts, and plans consistent with the failed kidnapping.

11. SCP-2380 - The Left Kidney of Junior Researcher Østergaard by BIDZ180

Upon touching SCP-2380, the subject, henceforth designated SCP-2380-1, will attempt to implant SCP-2380 into Junior Researcher Østergaard by any means available.

12. SCP-4647 - Monster Truck Crossing Next 7 Miles by weryllium

When the truck in the mirror reaches the car, one of the car's mirrors will shatter, and a small (~5-20 cm tall) version of the truck, designated SCP-4647-1, will exit the surface of the mirror at speeds exceeding 400 kph.

13. SCP-3900 - The Internet of Things That Are Wolves by TyGently

On the full moon of 21/05/2016, wireless interference was detected around Beckett, and she was found to be uniformly emitting radio waves in a similar frequency to those of wireless access points.

14. SCP-2630 - Stock of a Sort by Taffeta

SCP-2630 consists of three main components – fifteen mechanical arms, a console controlling these arms and displaying readings from the third main component: namely, eighteen sets of intestines.

15. SCP-2491 - Sean Connery Ovipositing 300 Eggs Daily by DrBleep

SCP-2491 is populated by a number of anomalous entities that take on the appearance and demeanor of the various film and book iterations of fictional British spy James Bond, hereby dubbed SCP-2491-1.

16. SCP-3980 - Blind Lead the Blind by S D Locke

All transmissions from FOB Locke are to be disregarded. There were no survivors.

17. SCP-2602, which used to be a library - Exbibliothetic by Communism Will Win

Dewey radiation - A type of radiation common to buildings that used to be libraries. It is typically only emitted by damaged library patrons.

18. SCP-2616 - Shoo, Fly by faminepulse

SCP-2616 have long memory spans, and are capable of solving advanced problems.

19. SCP-3023 - And then it decided to be an angry spider by Communism Will Win

SCP-3023 is a phenomenon in which an object will abruptly develop an arachnoid form and gain motility in the presence of humans.

20. SCP-2416 - The Day the Clown Died by daveyoufool

On 3/15/2006, a living instance of SCP-2416, SCP-2416-2, was stabbed to death in Omaha after it tied a convicted murderer's shoelaces together for a prank.

21. SCP-3181 - Lemme Get It Boneless by Communism Will Win

Almost all humans possess an intuitive understanding of bonelessness while inside SCP-3181; however, they will define the term with its conventional definition (lacking in bones), despite the two properties objectively having no correlation.

22. SCP-2527 - Massy's Big Chance by daveyoufool

Box art of the game included the description: "Congratulaton!!! You are MASSY and became a GOD. Now go fort and establis your domonion!!!!"

23. SCP-2926 - Image Corrector by Communism Will Win

Judgment: A squeeze play that works two ways.

24. SCP-1459 - The Puppy Machine by PeppersGhost

While this process is taking place, a recorded message will tell the player, "Yeah, you're totally going to hell for this. Play again?".

25. SCP-3558 - Eyelid Removal Tool by minmin

SCP-3558 is a pink retractable box cutter of unknown make originally acquired by the Foundation at the ████ ███████ Preschool in Miami, Florida. When acquired, SCP-3558's handle was heavily stained with blood.

26. SCP-3520 - Fourteen Orangutans by LordStonefish

His top hat is sparkled and gold. His obese stomach is bursting out of his tuxedo. He is knee deep in ape corpses.

27. SCP-3589 - Second Amendment by weryllium

Over 200 arms surrounded Dr. Marquez.

28. SCP-2259 - Survival of the Foetest by DrEverettMann

If no food is provided, the blastocysts will consume each other until only one is left, which will then starve to death.

29. SCP-3977 - Hawaiian Punch by Kalinin

Instead of drowning, however, Punchy sinks deep into the well, the water turning red as disembodied hands grasp at him from all directions.

30. SCP-3940 - Biblical Vengeance Upon Bugs Bunny by Modern_Erasmus

On 7/10/1989, Mel Blanc, who voiced the character Bugs Bunny between 1940 and his death, was killed by a total of 59 arrows.

31. SCP-3963 - I Contain Multitudes by S D Locke

Subjects typically complain of a sharp pain at a random location in their body upon manifesting in SCP-3963-A.

32. SCP-2203 - Find the One for You! by WrongJohnSilver

You two are so lovely together.

33. SCP-1654 - Tuned to a Dead Channel by Varaxous

Foundation personnel who fail to comply will, at the minimum, be met with immediate termination. Civilians who fail to assist will not know reclamation.

34. SCP-4747 - I Improved My Marriage By Perverting Nature (Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Spit Upon God's Creation) by UraniumEmpire

SCP-4747 is a document detailing a ritual intended to resolve relationship conflicts. SCP-4747 can be performed on a budget of under 100 USD.

35. SCP-4080 - Spotlight by OthellotheCat

Each episode opens with a still image of SCP-4080-1's face as text in an unidentified language appears over it. After a few seconds, the text changes to English, displaying the words "The Most Important Man".

36. SCP-3063 - A fly by Dr Solo

The terms of such agreement vary greatly, but almost always involve SCP-3063 promising an individual any single thing they greatly desire in exchange for an unspecified price.

37. SCP-1422 - The Yellowstone Anomaly by Communism Will Win

In a 2008 survey of over five thousand Foundation personnel, zero expressed knowledge of the park. This includes personnel who have lived in Wyoming for extended periods of time, personnel who considered themselves to be avid travelers and/or naturalists, and three personnel embedded in the United States National Parks Service.

38. SCP-2398 - Home Run Bat by djkaktus

SCP-2398 displays no anomalous properties when not in use; however, when swung at a speed over roughly 20m/s, any living organism that SCP-2398 comes in contact with at the end of a swing will violently explode.

39. SCP-2872 - A Fast Horse by Freudian

The only known way to cause SCP-2872 to decelerate is for it to hear the words "Whoa, boy!"; this will cause it to come to a stop over a period of 50m, though the sound must be adjusted to take into account the Doppler effect before it will have the desired effect.

40. SCP-2818 - A Gun That Shoots People by djkaktus

SCP-2818 instances load like a standard M82A1, but when an individual pulls the trigger and fires the weapon, the individual will disappear entirely and a round will be ejected from the barrel.

41. SCP-2337 - "Dr. Spanko" by daveyoufool

It often appears to be word salad, but, upon closer inspection, can have meaning in English through a series of vague innuendos, metaphors, rhyme, and arbitrary insertions of the word "cack".

42. SCP-2486 - Pomegarrote by Communism Will Win

Subjects should be sedated prior to strangulation with SCP-2486.

43. SCP-4999 - Someone to Watch Over Us by CadaverCommander

Once situated, it will remove a pack of cigarettes from its left inside jacket pocket and offer one to the subject.

44. SCP-3128 - Let's Play Monopoly! by The Great Hippo

When played, it exerts an anomalous effect upon global real estate markets; events in reality will mirror events in the game.

45. SCP-3154 - Terminal State Inducer by Communism Will Win

When used to inflict damage on a human, SCP-3154 is capable of inducing a unique state in the subject, hereby designated a Sigma State.

46. SCP-3531 - Skyfood by magnadeus

Camera shakes violently. D-1442 mutters, complaining about turbulence. Camera pans quickly to the window. A jumble of wire has caught onto the wings of SCP-3531, extending upwards indefinitely.

47. SCP-3937 - Site-112 by Quantum Physician

Site-112 does not exist. It has not existed for a very, very long time. The thing that was pretending to be Site-112 begins to move, incredibly fast.

48. SCP-3506 - The Reading of the Will by PeppersGhost

Bentley cuts off another of SCP-3506-C's fingers. SCP-3506-C screams again.

49. SCP-2874 - Don-Burten Explosive Dev13e by Tanhony

Any human being who visually observes SCP-2874 will become compromised and, at some point in the next 7 months, violently explode.

50. SCP-3166 - You Have No Idea How Alone You Are, Garfield by Tanhony

Upon reaching its target, SCP-3166 will attempt to inflict bodily harm upon them through a mixture of blunt force using nearby objects and force-feeding of lasagna, obtained through self-disembowelment.

51. SCP-4332 - Meat It For All It's Worth by XilasCrowe

Each "milking" of SCP-4332 will produce roughly the same amount of meat as could be acquired from a non-anomalous member of its species.

52. SCP-1701 - In Tents and Purposes by Weryllium

Following this event, any person having witnessed SCP-1701 "consume" an object will eventually suffer headaches, irritated eyes, and sinus pain for up to 8 hours.

53. SCP-2174 - "Miranda" by Athenodora

Additionally, the sites frequently become makeshift shrines with people leaving flowers and candles for weeks to months after they have been cleaned.

54. SCP-3732 - Posthumous Legacy by RockTeethMothEyes

SCP-3732 is the remaining pieces of a gravestone belonging to Rebecca Soss at Oak Hill Cemetery in Janesville, WI.

55. SCP-3343 - Beelzebub by daveyoufool

Based on observation, testing, and pictogram-based interviews, SCP-3343 displays a level of cautious respect for the Foundation, answers to "Your Holiness," and expresses reluctance to answer questions regarding its origin and abilities.

56. SCP-4948 - Behind Ajar Doors by not_a_seagull

If you feel dread or anxiety after viewing this image, or if you see any unexpected entities, please consult your on-site psychiatrist.

57. SCP-3637 - Many Waters by Weryllium

SCP-3637-1 tends to wander aimlessly, occasionally vocalizing and digging into the ground with its forelegs. SCP-3637-1 will continue to wander and dig until rain degrades it to a point where it is incapable of locomotion.

58. ●くろまる●くろまる●くろまる●くろまる●くろまる|●くろまる●くろまる|●くろまる - by LurkD

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59. SCP-2161 - Blank Space by psul

I HAVE TRAVELLED TO THE EDGE

60. SCP-2140 - Retroconverter by sirpudding

While it is possible for persons of any background to view isolated portions, 100% of persons who view a complete SCP-2140 (regardless of medium) are loyal Foundation personnel with 2/2140 clearance or higher.

61. SCP-2165 - Irredeemable by Dmatix

SCP-2165 is irredeemable.

62. SCP-3032 - Ballistic Trees by TheAlabaster

Phase 4: Roots detonate in a chain reaction, adding additional thrust.

63. SCP-3224 - Family Tree by Rimple

Early indications of SCP-3224 tend to become apparent in the first trimester, most commonly abdominal swelling and intense gastrointestinal distress, often leading to mobility issues for the affected.

64. SCP-2910 - That Only a Mother by A Random Day

The memory of SCP-2910-A cannot be removed by any means available to the Foundation; although all other circumstances of its birth, including the actual process of giving birth, can be erased via amnestics, anyone who viewed SCP-2910-A in person will still recall it and its traits with perfect clarity.

65. SCP-2810 - Turtles All the Way Down by A Random Day

SCP-2810 is an unidentified pathogen, first discovered in Siberia, that infects multicellular organisms, causing the cells of the organism to transform into cell-sized versions of the organism itself (e.g. a human's cells become cell-sized humans, a sunflower's cells become cell-sized sunflowers).

66. SCP-3949 - Penumbra W.A.V.E. #1 Fan! by Weryllium

SCP-3949 has a very timid temperament and generally does not respond positively to negative comments or responses to its posts.

67. SCP-3633 - I'm Right Behind Me by Captain Kirby & DarkStuff

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ididnttakethosepictures

68. SCP-2166 - Foot Pope by Zyn

The Foot Pope will then call out a type of terrain, and all players must place both feet on the terrain as quickly as possible.

69. SCP-3081 - H A N D M I L K TM by TL333s

The SCP-3081-1 'herd' currently numbers 4 left hands and 5 right hands.

70. SCP-3056 - Fireflu by Rigen

Due to the danger methane poses to the body, SCP-3056-1 instances sneeze to prevent methane build up; this is done regularly at intervals ranging from 30 to 40 minutes.

71. SCP-3114 - Wouldn't it be Chilly? by DrEverettMann

Once it has completely removed the target's skeleton, it will attempt to pull the remaining flesh over itself.

72. SCP-2690 - Angel's Tongue by kinchtheknifeblade

Love is inside of you. This is how we were meant to be.

73. SCP-2838 - Stellar Reincarnation Column by minmin

Any human corpse under SCP-2838 will dematerialise if left unobserved for more than 24 hours. A new SCP-2838-1 instance will then appear within SCP-2838, usually instantaneously.

74. SCP-2984 - Girl on Fire by AndarielHalo

The fire engulfing the subject can be spread and can be extinguished normally, although the subject will instantaneously reignite unless fully submerged in water.

75. SCP-3278 - Mother Earth, Father Sky by Oystershell

The results of entry are completely unknown.

76. SCP-3338 - Otamatone wants to be your roommate~ by Zyn

SCP-3338 tend to appear when the renter listens to music frequently, plays a musical instrument as a hobby, and/or enjoys singing.

77. SCP-3478 - A human-shaped hole to the meat dimension by Lex1nat0r

Harrisburg PD encountered SCP-3478 after it had exited the hardware store, apparently having stolen several cans of insecticide.

78. SCP-3513 - The brain that ate itself by psul

Upon the opening of the beak, Foundation medical staff performed conventional open neurosurgery on the relevant D-Class.

79. SCP-3649 - Overcast and Overwhelming by Pedantique

Project SKYSCRAPER-33 is to devise a broad range of social preservation and containment contingency plans for the failure of all other SKYSCRAPER projects.

80. SCP-3850 - I Can't Drown My Demons by A Random Day

Two unorthodox attempts have been made to reach SCP-3850: once by a diving D-Class and once by a skydiving D-Class.

81. SCP-3707 - Fly By Night Only by Communism will win

Within one week, the subject's roles in groups, organizations and interpersonal relationships will be filled with other individuals, with no decrease in overall functionality or wellbeing.

82. SCP-3693 - Postscript - Through A Glass, Darkly by The Great Hippo and djkaktus

When observed, SCP-3693 will quickly approach the observer, entering the nearest unobstructed space (up to several centimeters away) while turning to face them.

83. SCP-4930 - Lennon/McCartney by LordStonefish

Here come old skippy, he called Four-nine-thirty

84. SCP-4946 - You Have Died of Dysentery by UraniumEmpire

SCP-4946 is a probabilistic anomaly observed in reported human deaths as a result of dysentery.

85. SCP-2061 - "Entire Local Family Chokes To Death On Single Calculator" (written 4 years ago by Kate McTiriss

SCP-2061 was initially contained by the Trenton Police Department, after a family of five died of asphyxiation from inserting SCP-2061 into their oral cavities in turn.

86. SCP-2121 - Gods' Noose by Drewbear

SCP-2121 is a hangman's noose composed of a variety of fleshy tissues.

87. SCP-2158 - The Gun That Never Misses by DrEverettMann

SCP-2158-1 is the embalmed body of Stanley Tewksbury (1871-1924), a rancher originally buried in Punkin Center, Arizona. It currently contains over 130 bullets, 80 of which were present before retrieval.

88. SCP-2268 - Loaf Page by SpectralDragon

Once a page has been loaded, an alert window will prompt the user to "loaf page" (sic) by inserting a slice of bread into the disk drive.

89. SCP-2305 - great ideas that are TOTALY USELESS (lulz) by ObserverSeptember

SCP-2305-A is a standard Foundation document, nearly always written with Level 4 clearance or above, which always contains the following: 1. A description of a potential method by which to neutralize a Euclid or Keter-class SCP object.

90. SCP-2439 - [SLOT UNALLOCATED] by Jack Ike

Foundation personnel other than us D-Classes can't know this thing exists. It stays between us. If someone tries to tell them about it, fuck them up so they won’t or cant.

91. SCP-2537 - Werebricks by TwistedGears

SCP-2537 are able to convert humans into additional instances via bludgeoning to the victim's head while in a brick state, though the exact force required for successful conversion is currently unknown.

92. Allison Eckhart - Allison Eckhart by Allison Eckhart

Following continuing Allison Eckhart casualties due to ingestion of Allison Eckhart-contaminated Allison Eckhart, a Broken Allison Eckhart scenario has been established due to the high-publicity nature of the Allison Eckharts.

93. SCP-2954 - Looping Kaiju Killing by OZ Ouroboros

SCP-2954-2 refers to creatures bearing a mix of reptilian, amphibious, and piscine traits. They are fifty to sixty meters tall, with a smooth, blue-gray dorsal coloration, and a red, pleated, armored underbelly; their back and forearms feature prominent spined fins.

94. SCP-2927 - Soundspots ago by CapnThatguy

Subjects exposed simultaneously to SCP-2927-A and SCP-2927-B report feelings of dread and unease, which increase as SCP-2927 is approached.

95. SCP-2895 - Stingy by Anonymous

Any solid objects SCP-2895 contacts with the end of its tail will experience sudden biological fusion with its body.

96. SCP-2741 - A Sinister Device by Freudian

"DON THE GAUNTLETS, PRESS THE BUTTONS WHEN READY, AND THINGS WILL BECOME TRULY... SINISTER!!"

97. SCP-2733 - Head Cabinet by ahbonjour

The head of a Collie manifests. Dog is identified as D-8452's childhood pet.

98. SCP-2627 - Boardwalk Empire by Drewbear

Any animal tissue not on one of the walkways when SCP-2627 activates vanishes permanently.

99. SCP-5832 - Stained by AbsentmindedNihilist

Those who enter the area are entirely unable to vocalize.

100. SCP-2881 - The Tree You Cannot Climb by Zmax15

Individuals placed onto SCP-2881 at a height above 3m by external means report feeling uncomfortable and "strangely heavy."

1. SCP-1639 - The Jazz Station by feathersnake

But now for some more jazz. Let those worries fade away.

2. SCP-2273 - Major Alexei Belitrov, of the Red Army's 22nd Armored Infantry Division by Agent MacLeod

I should have died with them.

3. SCP-2337 - "Dr. Spanko" by daveyoufool

Am colloquially namesplapped with Essy-Pee toothreethree and Steven, am complicate across the state.

4. SCP-2241 - Cameron The Crusader by Tuomey Tombstone

That's right, Cameron. Like the Avengers.

5. SCP-951 - My Friend LUCAS by CryogenChaos

Like I said, you're my friend, and I'm going to help you out however I can!

6. SCP-2721 - Eli and Lyris by kinchtheknifeblade and DolphinSlugchugger

I think she is beautiful, and she is my friend.

7. SCP-2902 - The Human Skeleton Closet (and his cat) by OZ Ouroboros

And that, my friend, is the end of the tale, of the man, the cat, and their bones.

8. SCP-2188 - Life and Times of Joaquín Pablo Izquierdo de San Felipe by Kalinin

Out in the open, there it was. In the empty heart of the city's watchful death goddess, decades of the lives of two men, laid out in a dingy room surrounded by the early morning.

9. SCP-2726 - Post Ghost by Communism will win

it's like that one episode of hack mirror where she gets a robot looking like her dead bf that acts like him cuz it downloaded all of his social media posts. except instead of a robot i'm a ghost.

10. SCP-2075 - The Way of All Flesh by Metaphysician

For same reason Tsars keep me in dungeon. For same reason Stalin experiment. You are afraid, doctor. Much as they were.

11. SCP-2992 - Everything Flows Towards Cadence by SoullessSingularity

I am whispered to lyrics, sung in a fortissimo beyond even my understanding.

12. SCP-3817 - Suffering For Your Art by Mendelssohn

For the 38 years in which I lived, my music never changed in style or quality, and there is no doubt that my pitifully comfortable existence impeded my artistic development.

13. SCP-1384 - Taker of Turns by DrEverettMann

But without rules, well, where would we be? Wouldn't know where any of us were, not really.

14. SCP-2343 - How I Got To Memphis by Doctor Cimmerian

Anyway, I get a little mouthy when I'm drunk. I think they said I threatened to take the life of the world or some bullshit.

15. SCP-3899 - The Night Hauler by CadaverCommander

THIS RIG AIN'T GOT NO QUIT, HONEY! I DO NOT STOP!

16. SCP-3001 - Red Reality by OZ Ouroboros

Name, Robert Scranton. Age, 39. Birthday, September 19, 1961. Favorite color, blue. Favorite song, "Living on a Prayer." Wife... Anna...

17. SCP-847 - The Mannequin by by WrongJohnSilver

I had to break off a finger just to see if it mattered. It didn't.

18. SCP-2599 - Not Good Enough by weizhong

Dr. Wensley: Can I ask you to do something? (SCP-2599 flinches)

19. SCP-1440 - The Old Man from Nowhere by Dmatix

Should you choose to challenge Death to a game of cards for your life, there is one thing you must never do...

20. SCP-3999 - I Am At The Center of Everything That Happens To Me by LordStonefish

and that's all i wrote.

21. SCP-2784 - My friends have made a net by Lex1nat0r

He still seems happy these days.

22. SCP-1867 - A Gentleman by Djoric

When I scaled the Himalayas in search of the Monks of the Golden Mountain, did I worry about what others had said about them? Of course not! I went and found out for myself!

23. SCP-3043 - Murphy Law in... Type 3043 — FOR MURDER! by The Great Hippo

His name is MURPHY, and he is ready to give anyone a bit of the business. He is hard and handsome — with the sort of face you could use to smash up concrete, then dust off and still take home to show your ma.

24. SCP-2053 - Paternal Rubik's Cube by dierubikdie

WHERE IS MY SON

25. SCP-1864 - The Lonely Liar by djkaktus

*Begins to respond in a sing-song voice* Little Pan Hun, the lonely liar. We put him in a box when he lied to us, and dumped the box into the pit.

26. SCP-2085 - The Black Rabbit Company by Djoric

No, fuck you world, I’m going to make something better, I’m going to be something better.

27. SCP-3090 - This girl's gone bad on a game attack! by Decibelle and th4nkyoub3n

If I didn't, they would've kept fighting, and I don't like fights. They're not fun, and games are supposed to be fun. Neither of them looked like they had fun, as well.

28. SCP-2736 - The Age of Nixon by Hercules Rockefeller

They got their King. And now you tell me those bastards have got him living with my family.

29. SCP-2134 - Shelter by Communism will win

Bill, you have one minute to terminate this chat before I deploy a memetic kill agent.

30. SCP-2700-EX - What I Did For Love by TheeSherm

The best place to hide a lie is inside the truth.

31. SCP-1832 - Faith Half-Healer by Gaffsey

Jimmy got better. And it wasn't no medicine that did it, now was it? Wasn't no big city doctor? No, friends. It was me!

32. SCP-2331 - SCRAVECROW by SoullessSingularity

He used to be called Jack, y'know, of the lantern variety.

33. SCP-3941 - The Major Occultation by Tufto

He thought that the Imam could not exist. That he had died as a young child, or that he had never been born. He thought that, because of this, justice in the world was in abeyance. That there could be no apocalypse, because there was no Imam!

34. SCP-2922 - Notes From the Under by daveyoufool

Dr. Janet Spiegel, advisor to [DATA EXPUNGED] the Impenetrable, signing off.

35. SCP-2542 - Grinds Exceeding Small by kinchtheknifeblade

We're all trapezoidal, my fine feathered friend. You got the bug time; you got the bug rhyme. Do you understand? We're all good. We're all so good. I got just the time for you. All stuffed.

36. SCP-2842 - It's A Meme, You Dip by Communism will win

He was super excited that I was there, and he wanted me to get him more followers on Instagram. I didn't really give a shit, so I just left

37. SCP-3012 - Smoke the Reefer, Meet the Reaper by kinchtheknifeblade

Threats, gore, being creepy, I guess it comes natural to me. Jesus. I'm still fucked up they liked me, in the end.

38. SCP-1830 - The Guardian Projection by Andy Mok

He just dropped his head, dodged my gaze and walked to his room like I was not here. I used to call him out for that, sometimes a beating or denied him dinner, but as he grew older I just couldn’t be bothered.

39. SCP-3717 - Pickl'd Punkz by DrChandra

God Almighty! They told us Essie was evil, but I never thought you would stoop to waterboarding babies! Torture me all you want! I’ll never crack!

40. SCP-1884 - Madame Rezarta and Her Amazing Palm Reader by PeppersGhost

(SCP-1884-B raises the middle finger of every hand not being used to support its weight)

41. SCP-2988 - Folly of the Fruit Eater by OZ Ouroboros

I was starving. I had to.

42. SCP-3237 - A Man Who is Not Cold by Aeroxx1337

Four-hundred men entered that forest, and he killed every last one of them.

43. SCP-2632 - No Fury by Doctor Cimmerian

I just needed to know that the one man who could hurt me was still in the ground.

44. SCP-3889 - The Greatest Fisherman Who Ever Lived by CadaverCommander

Honest to God, sweetheart, I don't like it anymore than you do.

45. SCP-3860 - The Falcon's Landing by Jacob Conwell

I've known you long enough to know that. Please help a dying man.

SCP-2521 — ●くろまる●くろまる|●くろまる●くろまる●くろまる●くろまる●くろまる|●くろまる●くろまる|●くろまる by LurkD

The most popular format screw on the wiki, and a great jumping off point. All images.

SCP-3999 — I Am At The Center of Everything That Happens To Me by LordStonefish

If you're wondering why the majority of format screw SCPs in this list are from series four, this is your answer. SCP-3999 showed the wiki just how far you can get from a standard SCP purely for the purpose of high-quality writing. Chock full of dream logic and word salad. Rather controversial.

SCP-3043 — Murphy Law in... Type 3043 — FOR MURDER! by The Great Hippo

MURPHY LAW! Stylistically, SCPs are supposed to be analytical and scientific. Lets see what happens when that gets subverted.

SCP-3972 — "Ken Burns Presents: SCP-3972" by Kate McTiriss

"The first person who figures out how to effectively incorporate video into an article, in a way that not only makes sense but is reproducible, is going to walk away from the wiki with like, a thousand million up votes. Mark my words." -DjKaktus. 3972 doesn't have quite as many upvotes as that, but is still an effective utilization of the video format.

SCP-3939 — [NUMBER RESERVED; AWAITING RESEARCHER] by Croquembouche

Remember those choose your own adventure books that you read as a kid? This is one of those. Try going through multiple times.

SCP-2439 — [SLOT UNALLOCATED] by Jack Ike

Tied winner of the 2016 D-Class contest. For an extra treat after reading, copy and paste the text into a separate document.

SCP-3211 — There is No Canon by Croquembouche

This one throws you off balance right from the start, be prepared.

SCP-2786 — The Archetype by Billith

There are a lot of SCPs that change over multiple iterations, yet this one stands out due to the effectiveness of its execution.

SCP-3626 — Do not stop reading this document by kemoT01

Similar to 3211, this SCP demands a certain level of commitment from the reader. All you have to do is not stop reading it.

SCP-3309 — Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away by Lt Flops and PhamtomGuy

Pataphysics is the general concept that the characters created within a fictional narrative act as real consciousnesses that are aware of the narrative that they are placed within and an authors writing effects them just as it would effect a real consciousness. Be sure to leave a comment.

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