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SCP-1778: Erisychthon
Two Malian women who got in a fight, started eating each other from the legs up, and got stuck halfway. The body horror didn't seem to be enough to assuage those uninterested in the romance angle.

SCP-2212: The Meditator
A blue-skinned alien that beamed down to bring us lowly humans to enlightenment. One of my very first ideas for an SCP; no surprise it didn't work out.

SCP-2292: Bad Bones and the House of Regret
A cobbled-together episode of Arthur, viewers of which will literally be haunted by their regrets. An attempt to start up my GoI. People thought it was some kind of creepypasta I'd never heard of, and what can you do in the face of that?

SCP-2298: May Your Forehead Grow Like the Mighty Oak and Shine With a Light of Many Suns, To Be a Beacon Unto Thy Followers in Worlds Beyond Our Own
I just wanted to turn that title into a skip. No one was really wowed by the first three drafts, and the fourth time was not the charm. Shine on, you crazy space hippies.

Tale: Zyn Kriyu only she's a buterfly
Written for the 2016 April Fool's Contest. For the portion whose rule was "at least one typo per sentence". I took it as a holy edict you better believe it. And of course no one appreciated it because they suck. :V But hey, it got translated into Russian! (Which is just frickin' fantastic.) And it's doing better over there. At least it's not gumming up my author stats anymore. V:

SCP-2786: You Tried
A giant frog monster that likes eating people and really sucks at being invisible. Readers did not appreciate the Foundation researcher chastising the skip as though it were a petulant child; a shame, I thought that part was hilarious. Stuck around on the wiki for over a year, though! The title is equal parts relevant and ironic.

SCP-6202: Cassandra's Folly
A symphony that supposedly holds back the Scarlet King's return when played. Literally came to me with the dream, along with the final line: "WHEN THE SCARLET KING RETURNS, HE SHALL WELCOME ALL INTO HIS FOLD. THOSE WHO REFUSE HIS GIFTS WILL NOT BE GRANTED A SECOND CHANCE." Edgy. Only deletion since S3, though, I can't complain!

my name is d████,
i am contayn.
u wear hedfone
or ears r payn.
wen u no luk,
arownd i spun -
i heh heh heh.
i fir the gun.

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