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About the Author:
What is Machen II?
These things are sure:
- Machen II is (most likely) not the Pope.
- Machen II is (most likely) not Japanese prime Minister Fumio Kishida.
- Machen II is (most likely) not US president Joseph Biden.
- Machen II is (most likely) not French president Emmanuel Macron.
- Machen II is (apparently) not an (arrested) convict.
- Machen II is (shockingly) not game developer Yoko Taro.
- Machen II is (most likely) not you.
- Machen II is (most likely) not your parents.
- Machen II is (most likely) not your friend(s(assuming you have more than one)).
- Machen II is (most likely) not Machen1, Machen I, or Machen Numero Uno
So, what is Machen2?
Well….
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW! (unless you start scrolling, ig)
Why are you scrolling?
I AM G O D
Wh—what do you mean you're Machen1?
Oh, hell, no-
PRAISE ABOUT MACHEN
"Any problem on earth can be solved with the careful application of fire and burning :)" - AnAnomalousWriter AnAnomalousWriter , lighting a torch
"This guy once used to be a demonic overlord! Now look what he's reduced to… an SCP author" - Jack Waltz Jack Waltz , coalescing in the Void
"cheeseburger" - EstrellaYoshte EstrellaYoshte , at a McDonald's
"Lmao" - Liryn Liryn , tangoing
"harbaluns. The wimbforstackle hits high in the airday" GremlinGroup GremlinGroup , squinting at the dark sky
"Smell" - Calibold Calibold , stuck in a sewer
"Machen's got some way to go, but they've been a great contribution to the site — whether intentional at times or not!" - JakdragonX JakdragonX , whilst clubbing Machen1 over the head
"Machen2? What happened to Machen1?" - Cole 13 Cole 13 , investigating into the disappearance
"Who are you and why are you in my house???" - TroyL TroyL , wielding a comically large sword
"To you, yes, this goes to you, click and upvote my stuff, don't be like Machen, that guy downvoted my first coldpost, can you even? Yeah, don't be like them, upvote that." - TheDarkArtist TheDarkArtist , about to be murdered
"this is the least organic way to get quotes for your author page" - stephlynch stephlynch , disapproving
"The moon is out and rising
And silent is the night
My face is pale and hiding
Behind the neon light
The seven is my number
Temptation is my game
I came from six feet under
And Machen1… Machen1 is my name!"
- MrIverson MrIverson , unmasked, oh god
"朋友是一个坚韧不拔的纪录片, 在香港这座城市的设置。 主演:钱德勒 索罗斯 傅博斯 瑞秋 莫妮卡 和一些其他他妈的演员。" - Aftokrator Aftokrator , using google translate
scl.png clb.png mww.png pvr.png tsf.png awb.png dado.png lgbt.pngSCPS
Probably start with 6036 or 6358, and read the rest if you want
ignore 5671. dont read it. just don't
SCP-6790 - death by duck by dado (ft. Gooday)
SCP-6036 - A Hand to Hold (ft. Waltz)
SCP-6989 - Clouds and Clouds, All Around (ft. Waltz)
SCP-6989-J - Old Man Yells At Clouds
SCP-6225 - A King of Nothing
SCP-5671 - Before I Wake
SCP-6358 - MESSIAH
SCP-6744 - And the world moved on
TALES
Definitely start with Fire & Hate
I, HUB - ft. way too many people
image in mail by dado
LACHRYMOSE
FIRE & HATE
I, WANT YOU ALL TO STOP
OTHER
EVEREST - FANART
A NORMAL DAY - FANART
SECURE FACILITY DOSSIER SITE-300 - SITE DOSSIER
My account has changed to Machen II Machen II , due to the previous one being wikifucked. Forward any messages there, if needed. For immediate response preferably use Discord.
If I get wiped out from existence by a painting doing the wâtsu, and my minor echoes in this wiki die out, my coauthors get full control on their respective pages. If there's any solo works I do in the future, like this author page, when I die screaming, I would like to give control of those pages to Jack Waltz Jack Waltz , AnAnomalousWriter AnAnomalousWriter , Roundabouts Roundabouts and TheDarkArtist TheDarkArtist . They can work out what to do with these together.
I can be contacted on Discord, Twitter, or underneath your bed if needed.
| SCP | Rating | Created By | Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| SCP-9000 — True Normalcy | 30 | Sevencix | 197399 |
| SCP-8382 | 79 | HarryBlank | 197031 |
| SCP-8141 | 108 | HarryBlank | 195380 |
| SCP-8273 | 73 | HarryBlank | 193556 |
| SCP-7243 | 369 | Placeholder McD | 191552 |
| SCP-9000 — Flaming Telepaths | 44 | Anorrack | 189923 |
| SCP-6090 | 76 | ChaosMageX | 189416 |
| SCP-7646 | 54 | Billith | 186175 |
| SCP-9000 — The Montauk Machine | 32 | FrankEntropy | 185475 |
| SCP-8335 | 64 | Alzin Cdag | 182573 |
| SCP-9000 — A Brooding Taste For Violence | 90 | Dr Balthazaar | 180864 |
| SCP-1730 | 2944 | djkaktus | 174531 |
| ROUNDERHOUSE's Gold Proposal | 630 | Rounderhouse | 174043 |
| SCP-6765 | 344 | djkaktus | 171419 |
| SCP-8944 | 17 | kilgrave_lovejoy | 163676 |
| SCP-8822 | 294 | Croquembouche | 161916 |
| SCP-7442 | 33 | Arclund | 161535 |
| SCP-8017 | 79 | Dr Lerche | 160242 |
| SCP-8947 | 126 | djkaktus | 157775 |
| SCP-8700 | 99 | Dr Balthazaar | 155669 |
| SCP-6666 | 975 | djkaktus | 154319 |
| SCP-8343 | 9 | Comrade Waldo | 153065 |
| SCP-7079 | 131 | Billith | 149684 |
| SCP-7000 | 1461 | HarryBlank | 145228 |
| SCP-7015 | 162 | Sinagsikap | 144148 |
| Article | Rating | Created By | Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| SCP-6790 | 157 | Machen2 | 8463 |
| image in mail by dado | 120 | Machen2 | 2988 |
| SCP-6036 | 103 | Machen2 | 7855 |
| SCP-6358 | 73 | Machen2 | 24163 |
| Machen's Art of SCP-5140 (EVEREST) | 72 | Machen2 | 810 |
| Secure Facility Dossier: Site-300 | 47 | Machen2 | 13541 |
| SCP-6744 | 44 | Machen2 | 19754 |
| SCP-6225 | 43 | Machen2 | 24156 |
| SCP-5671 | 42 | Machen2 | 26685 |
| Machen2 vs. Machen1 | 39 | Machen2 | 7256 |
| Fire & Hate | 36 | Machen2 | 44822 |
| A Normal Day At The Foundation | 32 | Machen2 | 340 |
| Lachrymose | 22 | Machen2 | 13930 |
| SCP-6989-J | 21 | Machen2 | 8001 |
| I, Want You All To Stop | 8 | Machen2 | 387 |