<nettime> cringely on objectivity, cracks, and DNS hacks

nettime's_roving_reporter on Fri, 8 Oct 1999 21:46:21 +0200 (CEST)


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<nettime> cringely on objectivity, cracks, and DNS hacks


<http://www.pbs.org/cringely/pulpit/pulpit19991007.html>
 Quantum Dilemma
 If the World Banking System is Compromised by Quantum
 Computing, Why Aren't We Worried?
 
 By Robert X. Cringely
 
 Have you noticed that to the mass media, "news" generally means "bad
 news?" Read the paper, listen to the radio, watch TV and it is all car
 crashes, murders, and toxic waste spills. Good news is a kid being
 dragged from the rubble of an earthquake. This phenomenon has at its
 heart, I believe, two principles. The first says that people aren't
 really interested in good news, that bad news grabs our attention in a
 way good news never could. Frankly, I don't buy this. The second
 principle says we blame it all on the Associated Press. THIS I
 believe.
 
 The Associated Press came into being in the 19th century as a way of
 leveraging that Internet of its own era, the telegraph. The AP was a
 news service -- literally a "wire service," it was so tied to
 telegraphy -- that supplied news from out of town to newspapers all
 over America and the world. As a business (the AP was paid only for
 those stories actually used by its member papers), the wire service
 had to maximize the popularity of its content. This was done in two
 very different fashions. First, the AP invented objectivity. The
 concept that the press was unbiased came from nothing so much as the
 AP's need to sell the same story to both Republican and Democratic
 newspapers. An objective story being the least objectionable was the
 easiest sell. This is, interestingly enough, the sole reason why
 papers today even claim objectivity. Certainly, there was no
 particular tradition of fairness in the news from Ben Franklin right
 into the 20th century.
 
 The AP's other invention was sensation, and it came about for exactly
 the same reason. It was easier to sell stories about bad news than
 about good news. The more people who died or who were at risk of
 dying, the better. Bad news sells, which is why we cover so much bad
 news. It is as simple as that. Flipping this on its head means, of
 course, that local newspapers in the first half of the 19th century
 ought to have been both biased and boring. And son of a gun -- that's
 exactly what they were.
 
 Now we jump from the late 19th century straight to September 29th,
 when the Sunday Times of London published a short story explaining how
 a European commission had been established to develop a new type of
 data encryption technology. This was supposed to have been in response
 to an Israeli demonstration of the ability to crack 512-bit RSA data
 encryption in 12 microseconds using a handheld optical computer, a
 computer rather like the one James Bond used to crack that Japanese
 safe in "You Only Live Twice."
 
 Think of the implications of such an event. RSA encryption is at the
 heart of the world financial system, and breaking RSA in such a short
 period of time would mean literally the end of money transfers as we
 know them. Overnight, we'd be back to carrying bags of cash, and the
 world economy would grind to a halt. Wow, what a story! But doesn't it
 deserve more than a few paragraphs in one newspaper, albeit one of the
 great newspapers of the world? In a word, the story was baloney.
 
 The Sunday Times was had. There is no quantum electronic device using
 optical technology at the Weizmann Institute cracking RSA codes in 12
 microseconds. Such a device is possible, but not yet in existence. If
 it could have been built within a Weizmann research budget, such a
 device would already be in operation wherever smart minds are for
 sale. Forget the Mafia, this sort of device would be in active use
 right now in Russia and that country would suddenly not be so poor.
 Things would be a lot more screwed-up in the world than they actually
 are.
 
 "It is totally bogus," says Robert Harley, an Irish genius at Inria,
 the French research institute. Harley knows as much about this
 technology as anyone in the world. "There is no such device," Harley
 continued. "At best there may be a rough sketch of a design that it
 might be possible to build in a few decades. Even if a device did
 exist that could do the sieving in a fraction of a second, RSA 512
 wouldn't fail completely in practice. There is still the "minor issue"
 of the final processing stage that does linear algebra on a binary
 matrix of several gigabytes. If you happen to have a Cray
 supercomputer at your disposal 24 hours per day, this last stage can
 be accomplished in a week."
 
 In time, such devices will be built. Certainly RSA is violated all the
 time by our own government trying to do whatever it is they do at the
 National Security Agency and in the Office of Naval Reconnaissance,
 but it isn't happening in 12 microseconds -- at least not yet. There
 is every reason to be working on stronger encryption or (my favorite)
 shorter transactions, but the new elliptical encryption functions
 coming along should handle that for awhile.
 
 The greater concern has to be with the Sunday Times, itself. How could
 they print this rubbish, which made little scientific sense? Well,
 it's bad news for one, but it is also techno-news, which is suddenly a
 very big deal. Alas, the traditional media have neither caught on nor
 caught up to what is happening in technology. It's scary to know how
 many news organizations watch this space for guidance and, as we all
 know, I'm no genius.
 
 Maybe this was in the minds of the folks at Jane's, the British
 publisher of defense information, who this week threw their cyber
 terrorism research at the nerds who read Slashdot, hoping for some
 inexpensive proofreading to keep Jane's from making their own big
 mistakes. This is an interesting idea but ultimately flawed, I think.
 The only way to write the news is to write the news. You have to do it
 the best that you can then take the heat, because the censorship of
 the nerderati is still censorship. That's why newspapers make
 corrections.
 
 The story I wish papers would cover is the scam of the ".cc" Internet
 domains. Every dot-com in America is right now being hit with a
 fascinating protection racket, the jist of which says you'd better
 reserve (for 100ドル!) the dot-cc version of your domain name before
 someone else does. Multinational corporations have already reserved
 their dot-cc's and so should you!
 
 But what is a dot-cc domain, anyway? What do I get with my
 cringely.cc?
 
 Not much.
 
 Here's the word from the dot-cc folks, themselves:
 
 "The .cc domain was originally set aside as a countrycode, intended
 for use by the Cocos (Keeling) Islands, a group of islands just off
 the Australian coast. Internet Services Corporation, a United States
 company, located in Seattle, Washington, applied for total authority
 over this top level domain. The .cc TLD was assigned to us by the
 Internet Assigned Numbers Authority who (sic) was, at that time,
 solely responsible for all the TLD assignment. The organization that
 currently holds this duty is called ICANN (the Internet Corporation
 for Assigned Names and Numbers). As a result of this, the .cc TLD is
 no longer associated with the Cocos Islands, but is considered a
 generic domain just like .com and .net."
 
 Let me get this straight. A change in who assigns domains somehow
 resulted in the Cocos Islands being forever separated from their
 domain? If I actually want to start an Internet business in the Cocos
 Islands, what do I do? This makes no sense to me.
 
 What does make sense is to find some other little country with a name
 beginning with "C" and replicate this clever "business." The CIA lists
 24 country profiles beginning with the letter C in its World Factbook.
 That's a good start. Maybe I can do a deal with the Christmas Islands.
 At 100ドル per coke.cc, intel.cc, and cringely.cc, there's millions to be
 made, though I suppose there will still be the risk of losing it all
 in 12 microseconds, which is quicker even than at the track.
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