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Fuck The Vote ([1]www.fthevote.com) Because Liberals are Hotter FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Pittsburgh, PA - FtheVote.com encourages liberals to use their sex appeal to seduce and bed George W. Bush supporters in exchange for a vote against the incumbent in the November Presidential election. Fuck The Vote (FTV) launched its website www.FtheVote.com on July 4, 2004 which invites its visitors to trade sex with conservatives in swing states for votes against George W. Bush in the November presidential election. FTVs strategy is to encourage visitors to download or print from the site a Pledge Sheet to be signed by any potential sexual partners before or after relations pledging to not vote for George W Bush in November 2004. The site does not endorse any particular presidential candidate it just simply opposes the re-instatement of George W. Bush. Additionally, FTV will promote and host a number of summertime activities. The first of these planned events will involve a number of hand selected liberal hotties traveling to swing states for sexual meetings with conservatives on a Swing-er-State Tour 2004 planned for late August, which the company will use to unveil its Tour Vancomplete with a convenient deployable bed for swingin on the runon a trip to the Republican National Convention. Models of liberal FTV swingers that will be traveling with the Bus Tour are shown on the site along with some personal information about each sexy man or woman. Resources available on the FtheVote.com website include: A downloadable pledge sheet to be used before becoming physically intimate with a conservative, asking the signer to make a promise to vote for anyone but George W Bush in the November Presidential election. A dynamic map of the Swinger Statesョ (swing states) and a tally of pledges reported by visitors to have been earned in each of the 50 states. A live avatar based chat room and message board for conservatives and liberals to plan meetups. Fuck The Vote uses the power of liberal sex to sway conservative votes in the November presidential election. Fuck The Vote has a simple strategy, to use sex to fuck over George W. Bush and the conservative agenda literally. FTV is based on two straightforward facts, liberals are hot awesome lays, and conservatives are desperate, sexually repressed, and willing to trade their vote for a good fuck. FtheVote.com provides resources for liberals to use in locating, seducing, and (contractually) binding conservatives to vote for anyone other than George W Bush in the November election. The sites creators, a group known as Carbon Defense League (www.carbondefense.org), are the same ones that came under an attack led by super retailer Wal-Mart for a website Re-Code.com (www.re-code.com) that allowed users to search a publicly created and manageable database online for products based on store or price and generate and print barcodes to be placed over products existing codes in stores to receive a different price. The site was shut down voluntarily due to mounting legal pressure. We are currently available for comment or follow-up. Contact: Nathan Hactivist Email: nathan@hactivist.com Phone: 412-726-2338 IM: MetaLuddite PO Box 81002 Pittsburgh, PA 15217 #### Carbon Defense League (CDL) Hactivist Tactical Media Network [2]http://www.hactivist.com __________________________________________________ Do you Re-Code!? Re-Code! Shopping - Clip Barcodes, Not Coupons! [3]http://www.re-code.com __________________________________________________ Art is Not Terrorism FBI launches Grand Jury investigation of Critical Art Ensemble [4]http://www.caedefensefund.org __________________________________________________ Trade Sex for Votes in Swing States F The Vote Launches website on July 4, 2004 [5]http://www.fthevote.com References 1. http://www.fthevote.com/ 2. http://www.hactivist.com/ 3. http://www.re-code.com/ 4. http://www.caedefensefund.org/ 5. http://www.fthevote.com/ # distributed via <nettime>: no commercial use without permission # <nettime> is a moderated mailing list for net criticism, # collaborative text filtering and cultural politics of the nets # more info: majordomo@bbs.thing.net and "info nettime-l" in the msg body # archive: http://www.nettime.org contact: nettime@bbs.thing.net