Re: <nettime> web economy bullshit generator

Florian Cramer on 2000年3月23日 16:47:42 +0100 (CET)


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Re: <nettime> web economy bullshit generator


Am Wed, 22.Mar.2000 um 18:47:22 -0500 schrieb t byfield:
> <http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html>
> 
> monetize sticky paradigms
> morph B2C eyeballs
> enhance robust paradigms
...
Wired Magazine phrase generator
<http://reality.sgi.com/dawson_engr/phrases/wiredPhraser.cgi>:
 Interactive content providers are surfing the immersive BPM of the
 broadband village.
 Way new embroidered circuitry is hacking the cable espresso of
 technopolis.
 Fiber internet firewalls are the radical future of Hollywired.
 Wireless look and feel is morphing into the cellular mothership of the
 information millennium.
 Cutting-edge haptic holography is riffing the grunge signpost of
 Hollywired.
 Incandescent TV is the online real-time nervous system of the next
 silicon highway.
 Techno bandwidth is the online frontier of Hollywired. Holographic
 wearable networks are jacking into the planetwide cyberstation of
 cyberspace.
 Cable media is channeling the technologically unrivalled real-time
 nervous system of the post-radical cybertribe.
 Savvy video is downloaded into the decentralized medium of the massively
 parallel community.
Postmodern Thesis Generator <http://www.elsewhere.org/cgi-bin/postmodern>:
 Poststructuralist textual theory and conceptual subdialectic
 theory
 Henry S. Werther
 Department of Sociology, University of Illinois
 Jane O. U. Bailey
 Department of Sociology, Massachusetts Institute of Technology
 1. Smith and conceptual subdialectic theory
 If one examines the dialectic paradigm of discourse, one
 is faced with a choice: either reject postcultural
 capitalist theory or conclude that society,
 surprisingly, has objective value. The without/within
 distinction prevalent in Smith's Clerks emerges again in
 Dogma. But Lacan promotes the use of Derridaist reading
 to modify and deconstruct class.
 "Society is part of the paradigm of sexuality," says
 Lyotard; however, according to Dahmus[1] , it is not so
 much society that is part of the paradigm of sexuality,
 but rather the dialectic, and subsequent absurdity, of
 society. De Selby[2] states that we have to choose
 between postcultural capitalist theory and capitalist
 discourse. Therefore, postpatriarchialist semiotic
 theory suggests that language is capable of truth.
 The main theme of Geoffrey's[3] critique of
 poststructuralist textual theory is a self-falsifying
 totality. In The Aesthetics of Thomas Aquinas, Eco
 examines postcultural capitalist theory; in Foucault's
 Pendulum, however, he analyses cultural objectivism. But
 Bataille's model of poststructuralist textual theory
 implies that context is created by communication, given
 that sexuality is equal to narrativity.
 If one examines conceptual subdialectic theory, one is
 faced with a choice: either accept the neocapitalist
 paradigm of discourse or conclude that the establishment
 is capable of significance. If poststructuralist textual
 theory holds, the works of Eco are an example of
 mythopoetical capitalism. Thus, Baudrillard suggests the
 use of conceptual subdialectic theory to attack the
 status quo.
 Debord uses the term 'postcultural capitalist theory' to
 denote the role of the reader as observer. But
 Drucker[4] holds that we have to choose between
 poststructuralist textual theory and textual theory.
 The premise of postcultural capitalist theory states
 that expression comes from the masses. Thus, if
 poststructuralist textual theory holds, we have to
 choose between postcultural capitalist theory and
 subcapitalist textual theory.
 
 The example of poststructuralist textual theory which is
 a central theme of Eco's The Island of the Day Before is
 also evident in The Name of the Rose, although in a more
 self-fulfilling sense. In a sense, several discourses
 concerning postcultural capitalist theory exist.
 
 Lacan uses the term 'poststructuralist textual theory'
 to denote a precapitalist reality. Therefore, in The
 Aesthetics of Thomas Aquinas, Eco denies postcultural
 capitalist theory; in The Limits of Interpretation
 (Advances in Semiotics) he analyses conceptual
 subdialectic theory.
 
 Marx promotes the use of cultural theory to modify
 class. Thus, the meaninglessness, and therefore the
 economy, of conceptual subdialectic theory intrinsic to
 Eco's Foucault's Pendulum emerges again in The Island of
 the Day Before.
 2. Poststructuralist textual theory and the neodialectic
 paradigm of context
 
 [...]
 ___________________________________________________
 
 1. Dahmus, R. H. (1978) Deconstructing Debord:
 Conceptual subdialectic theory and poststructuralist
 textual theory. University of California Press
 2. de Selby, W. ed. (1985) Poststructuralist textual
 theory in the works of Eco. University of North Carolina
 Press
 
 3. Geoffrey, J. A. E. (1977) The Circular House:
 Poststructuralist textual theory, feminism and the
 precapitalist paradigm of narrative. Harvard University
 Press
 
 4. Drucker, O. F. ed. (1998) Poststructuralist textual
 theory and conceptual subdialectic theory. University of
 Michigan Press
 
 5. Sargeant, T. (1989) Reinventing Expressionism:
 Conceptual subdialectic theory in the works of Gaiman.
 Schlangekraft
 
 6. Werther, F. J. ed. (1970) Poststructuralist textual
 theory in the works of Lynch. O'Reilly & Associates
 
 7. Hanfkopf, M. A. Y. (1983) Expressions of Fatal flaw:
 Poststructuralist textual theory in the works of
 Fellini. Yale University Press
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