# JavaScript, 147 bytes, [jrich](https://codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/99589/42545)
+function e(){window[(w=[``>``]+``)[i=9/9]+w[i+i]+"ert"]('+'+e+'()');" +./;;;;;=======>[]````````ccddddddeeeeeeeefiinnnnoooooorrrrrrrsttuwwx{}"}()
With all those extra chars, this is definitely not the intended solution :-)