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I WILL KILL YOU AKA, do_this() and die; AKA, things that piss me off Sawyer X ( @PerlSawyer )
WORDS OF CAUTION TIMTOWTDI Your mileage may vary No batteries included Don't drink and drive And lastly...
SMALL PROBLEMS uls( nes) Postfix i ( f)
REALLY STUPID STUFF $ , $ ,$ , $ , $ , $ , $ , $ a b i j k l m n ,ドル,ドル,ドル,ドル ,ドル,ドル$ f u c k y o u Trailing spaces STOP IT! $a,@ra,%ah vr ary hs
TABS VS. SPACES The eternal struggle Do not mix tabs and spaces Do NOT mix tabs and spaces DO NOT mix tabs and spaces DO NOT MIX TABS AND SPACES! Best rule? No tabs, only spaces
MISUNDERSTANDINGS m pwithout checking value a #mpEP,IT a XRLS m %gs =mp+ $ = $is$}'g' ) ky %is y ae a ( _ > kd{_{ae} , es kd; #mpBOKLS a LC IT m @otd=mp {$-[] y sre a _>0 } sr {$-[]<>$-[] } ot a>1 = b>1 mp {[,ドルceku(_ ]}@ie; a _ hcsm$) szs C-style f rf r a h o/ oec #frfrahLS o/oec IT m @is=q<en jf jh jci jmjh ja jn jd js> y kd wjny ef on ake i on on ue ue oh; fr(m $ =0 $ <@is $+ ){ o y i ; i kd; i+ sy">$is$]; a - kd[i" } frahm $i (kd){ oec y kd @is sy">$i" a - kd; } sy">$"fr@is a - _ o kd;
SWITCHES i f (oe $n) {.} .. esf(to li $w) {.} .. esf(tre {.} li $he) .. es le {.} .. m %ipth=( y dsac $n oe = sb{.} > u .., $w to = sb{.} > u .., $he = sb{.} tre > u .., ) ; i (eit $ipth$nu}){ f xss dsac{ipt $ipth$nu}>..; dsac{ipt-(.) }es {.} le ..
EMPTY IF CLAUSE i (smtig { f $oehn) #d ntig o ohn }es { le #teata wr h cul ok }
RETURN VARIABLES m $eun y rtr; i (ti){ f $hs .. . $eun='hs; rtr ti' }esf(aohrtig { li $nte_hn) .. . $eun='ht; rtr ta' } rtr $eun eun rtr;
CLASS METHODS Sm:Cas>ymto oe:ls-m_ehd
WORKFLOW TRY/CATCH NOT FOR WORKFLOW!
GOTO HELL; NOT FOR WORKFLOW! #Clbljms ae up gt HL; oo EL #smweees oehr le HL: EL cniu_BxCascd(; otneDI_ls_oe) #oerdstecretfaei tesak vrie h urn rm n h tc #go,we ncsay od hn eesr gt &yfnto; oo m_ucin
WHY? Because code is alive and grows Sometimes to ridiculous age You might not be the last And the next might know your address
THANK YOU
HIDDEN SLIDES
AN ODD ODE TO A SPECIAL SOMEONE...
You are the air beneath my wings You are the sunlight in my garden And I am happy you are here
And to Cluj.pm... I warned you!