This item was brought to my attention.
Its not really a satire yet--- but there HAS to be
some satire of ``12 days'' having to do with Physics
out there someplace. Until I find it, I'll use this
as a placeholder.
From bpostow@cs.umd.edu Tue Oct 5 18:44:20 1999
In article <37e2bf69.203df274@ibm.net>,
alberg1@ibm.net wrote:> I'm not much of a physic mavin, but a recent Scientific American artical> (July 1999, "Inside the Proton") says that in fact a proton contains> lots of virtual strange quarks. They show a diagram of a single> configuration containing:> 6 up quarks> 4 up anti-quarks> 4 down quarks> 3 down anti-quarks> 2 strange quarks> 2 strange anti-quarks> plus lots of gluons.
Why do I get the feeling that there's a quantum-theory parody version of
The Twelve Days of Christmas coming up in this thread?
"...and a half-dead cat in a box."






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