Network Working Group S. Christey Request for Comments: 2795 MonkeySeeDoo, Inc. 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SIMIAN $B$O(B STOP $BMW5a$KBP$7$F!"(BNORESPONSE, ALIVE, DEAD, GONE $B$N$$(B $B$:$l$+$N%3!<%i$rjv$5$j$1$l$p$j$i$j$$!#(bsimian $B$,1n$r$I$N$h$&$K;_$a$k(B $B$+$OuBV$rJ]$D$Y$-$@!#1n$OB8:_$7(B $B$F$$$k$,!"(B SIMIAN $B%$%s%?!<%u%'!<%9$,1n$,(b ALIVE $B$+(B DEAD $B$+$r3N$+$a$i(B $B$l$J$$>l9g$O!"(BNORESPONSE $B$r;H$o$J$1$l$P$J$i$J$$!#(B Christey Informational [Page 8] RFC 2795 The Infinite Monkey Protocol Suite (IMPS) 1 April 2000 4. SIMIAN $B$O(B TYPE $BMW5a$^$?$O(B FASTER $BMW5a$KBP$7!"FC$K%G%C%I%i%$%s$,(B $B$"$k$H$-$O(B ACCEPT $B$N%3!<%i$rjv$9$y$-$@!#$[$+$n5v$5$l$k2sez$o(b REFUSE, ASLEEP, GONE, NORESPONSE, DEAD $B$N$$$:$l$+$N$_$G$"$k!#$3$N%W(B $B%m%H%3%k$O!"(BSIMIAN $B$,(B REFUSE $B$G2sEz$7$?$H$-$I$s$J9TF0$,$H$i$l$k$+$O(B $BDj5A$7$J$$!#>-Mh$N%P!<%8%g%s$g(b BRIBE_BANANA($BOEO($N%P%J%J(B)$B%3%^%s%I$,(B $BIU$12C$($i$l$k$+$bCN$l$J$$$1$l$I$b!#(B 5. SIMIAN $B$O(B WAKEUP $BMW5a$KBP$7!"(BACCEPT, REFUSE, GONE, NORESPONSE, DEAD $B$N$$$:$l$+$N%3!<%i$rjv$5$j$1$l$p$j$i$j$$!#(b 6. SIMIAN $B$O(B TRANSCRIPT $BMW5a$KBP$7(B ZOO $B$KIU$1$i$l$?1n$H8r?.$7$J$1$l$P$J$i$J(B $B$$$H2>Dj$9$k!#(BKEEPER $B$r;H$C$F(B SanDiego $B$O(B BoBo $B$N(B SIMIAN($B0J2l9g$K$*$-$=$&$J$b$N$G$"$k!#(B SanDiego> STATUS BoBoSIM> DISTRACTED SanDiego> TYPE BoBoSIM> REFUSE SanDiego> TYPE BoBoSIM> REFUSE SanDiego> TYPE BoBoSIM> GONE $B0J2<$n$d$jl9g$K$*$-$=$&$J$b$N$G$"$k!#(B SanDiego> WAKEUP BoBoSIM> NORESPONSE SanDiego> WAKEUP BoBoSIM> NORESPONSE SanDiego> WAKEUP BoBoSIM> NORESPONSE SanDiego> HEARTBEAT BoBoSIM> DEAD SanDiego> TRANSCRIPT 6. CHIMP $B$N;EMM(B $B0J2<$o!"@8b)co$r$^$?$$$@47mqe*$j%a%c%;!<%8%w%m%h%3%k(b(cross-habitat Idiomatic Message Protocol (CHIMP)) $B$K$D$$$F$N5-=R$G$"$k!#$3$l$O(B SIMIAN $B$,(B ZOO $B$H$d$j SIMIAN $B$OFCDj$N;q8;(B(resource)$B$rMW5a$7$F$$$k!#;q8;$O(B FOOD, WATER, MEDICINE, VETERINARIAN, TECHNICIAN ($B?)NH!"?e!"Lt!"=C0e!"5;=QI8u(B $B72!"$*?,$,%R%j%R%j$9$k$J$I!"$K$h$j1n$N7r9/$,32$5$l$F$$$k$3$H$r4Q(B $B;!$7$?$i!"(BMEDICINE $B$^$?$O(B VETERINARIAN $B$rMW5a$9$k!#(BSIMIAN $B$,$I$N(B $B$h$&$K$7$F7r9/$+$I$&$+$r7h$a$k$+$Oe$K$J$C$?>l9g$K$O!"(BTECHNICIAN $B$rMW5a$9$k$3$H$b$"$k!#(B REPLACE ZOO $B$O1n$,%?%$%T%s%0$N3hF0$r$7$F$$$k4V$K;H$C$?%"%$%F%`(B(item)$B$r8r(B $B49$7$J$1$l$P$J$i$J$$!#8r49$5$l$k%"%$%F%`$O!"(BTYPEWRITER, PAPER, RIBBON, CHAIR, TABLE, MONKEY($B%?%$%W%i%$%?! SIMIAN $B$O(B ZOO $B$,%"%$%F%`(B(item)$B$r$-$l$$$K$9$k$3$H$rMW5a$7$F$$$k!#(B $B%"%$%F%`$O(B CHAIR, TABLE, MONKEY $B$N$I$l$+$@$m$&!#(BZOO $B$,%"%$%F%`$r(B $B$I$N$h$&$K$7$F$-$l$$$K$9$k$+$OZL@$5$l$?$i!"(BCLEAN $B$O$3$N%W%m%H%3%k%9%#!<(b $B%HA4BN$K$*$$$F$b$C$H$b=EBg$J%3%^%s%I$K$J$k$@$m$&!#(B NOTIFY SIMIAN $B$O(B ZOO $B$K1n$N>uBV(B(status) $B$rDLCN$9$k!#>uBV$O(B KEEPER $B%W%m%H(B $B%3%k$NCf$GDj5A$5$l$?$h$&$J$"$i$f$k>uBV!"$9$J$o$A!"(BASLEEP, GONE, DISTRACTED, NORESPONSE, ALIBE, DEAD $B$N$$$:$l$+$G$"$k!#(B TRANSCRIPT SIMIAN $B$O(B ZOO $B$K1n$+$iF@$??7$7$$ $B@\B3$N$O$8$a$K!"(BZOO $B$O(B HELO $B2sEz$rAw$i$J$1$l$P$J$i$J$$!#(B ACCEPT ZOO $B$O(B SIMIAN $B$NMW5a$rK~$?$9$@$m$&!#(B DELAY ZOO $B$O8e$G(B SIMIAN $B$NMW5a$rK~$?$9$@$m$&!#(B REFUSE ZOO $B$O(B SIMIAN $B$NMW5a$r5q@d$9$k!#(B RECEIVED ZOO $B$O(B SIMIAN $B$,Aw$C$?A0$N(B SIMIAN $B$r$D$1$?1n$N(B BoBo $B$H(B SanDiego $B$H$$$&L>(B $BA0$N(B ZOO $B$r9M$($k!#(BBoBoSIM $B%/%i%$%"%s%H$,(B SanDiego $B%5!<%p!<$h$n@\b3(b $B$r3NN)$7$?$i!"0z$-B3$/%;%C%7%g%s$O$3$&$J$k!#(B SanDiego> HELO CHIMP version 1.0 4/1/2000 BoBoSIM> REPLACE PAPER SanDiego> ACCEPT BoBoSIM> TRANSCRIPT 87 SanDiego> ACCEPT BoBoSIM> xvkxvn i hate Binky xFnk , feEL hungry and sIck sbNf BoBoSIM> so so sad sDNfkodgv .,n., ,HELP MEEEEEEEEE cv.Cvn l SanDiego> RECEIVED BoBoSIM> SEND FOOD SanDiego> ACCEPT BoBoSIM> SEND MEDICINE SanDiego> DELAY BoBoSIM> SEND VETERINARIAN SanDiego> REFUSE BoBoSIM> SEND VETERINARIAN Christey Informational [Page 11] RFC 2795 The Infinite Monkey Protocol Suite (IMPS) 1 April 2000 SanDiego> REFUSE BoBoSIM> NOTIFY NORESPONSE SanDiego> ACCEPT BoBoSIM> NOTIFY DEAD SanDiego> ACCEPT BoBoSIM> REPLACE MONKEY SanDiego> ACCEPT 7. 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SanDiego> RECEIVETH TRANSCRIPT SanDiego.BoBo.17 William> PRITHEE thy monkey's wisdom poureth forth! SanDiego> ANON 96 SanDiego> I must be cruel, only to be kind. Thus bad begins, and worse remains in front. William> REGRETTETH none hath writ thy words before SanDiego> ABORTETH Fate may one day bless my zone 8. 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Original air date January 14, 1972. [6] Postel, J., " Internet Protocol", STD 5, RFC 791, September 1981. [7] Postel, J., "Transmission Control Protocol", STD 7, RFC 793, September 1981. [8] Brown, C. and A. Malis, "Multiprotocol Interconnect over Frame Relay", STD 55, RFC 2427, September 1998. [9] Internet-Draft, bernstein-netstrings-06 (expired Work in Progress). D.J. Bernstein. Inclusion of this reference is a violation of RFC 2026 section 2.2. [10] Glassman, S., Manasse, M. and J. Mogul, "Y10K and Beyond", RFC 2550, 1 April 1999. Christey Informational [Page 18] RFC 2795 The Infinite Monkey Protocol Suite (IMPS) 1 April 2000 [11] "My Last Theorem: A Prankster's Guide to Ageless Mathematical Jokes That are Funny Because They're True and People Can't Prove Them for Centuries." P. Fermat. Circa 1630. [12] $BMM!9$J(B USENET $B$K%]%9%H$5$l$?(B .signature , circa 1994. $BCx\(B [13] "Recognizing Irony, or How Not to be Duped When Reading." 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