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She Says Trump Raped Her When She Was a Child

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Trump Orders ICE to Arrest 67,000 NFL Fans Who Booed Him

The booing fans were "paid by Soros," he claimed.

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Trump Honors Those Who Helped Others Avoid Service at Tomb of the Unknown Podiatrist

He thanked the fallen foot specialists who bravely risked their medical licenses so that others facing military service could be free.

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Cartoonists Take Down a Tyrant

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Nobel Peace Prize Committee Says It Takes Points Off if a Candidate Denies People Food

A Nobel spokesperson offered insight into the deliberative process.

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