Friday, June 29, 2012
Friday Letters
Dear Mr. Rogers,
Did you leave directions to the Neighborhood of Make-Believe before you died? Has anyone even checked on them!? I'm very concerned.
Vanessa
Dear Debbie Downers,
I really hate when people are a total bummer like we don't live in a world where you can listen to Prince songs ANYTIME YOU WANT. Chill out and listen to "Purple Rain" y'all. It's on YouTube. FOR FREE.
Sincerely,
Vanessa
Dear Brain,
Sometimes after I've gone to bed you're all "Hey I'm awake let's party!" and I'm all "Shut up we have to get up at 6 AM" and then you whisper "Shhhh no we don't, we have to wikipedia whatever happened to the music group All-4-One" and that's exactly what we do.
Ugh.
Vanessa
Dear Camels,
I totally envy you because you can spit on ANYONE, and then shrug it off like "Don't blame me, bro. I'm a camel. We spit. It's a thing."
Jealous.
Vanessa
Dear Andy Cohen,
I love you. I want to be your best friend. Thank you for all you've given me. And thank you for your hilarious book which is the best thing I've ever read. If I had a nightlight, it would be a little rotating paper lamp with cutouts of Real Housewives scenes glistening on my wall....in your honor.
Love,
Vanessa
Dear Broadway,
You should create a reality show competition to cast the Spice Girls musical called "If You Wannabe On Broadway". Yes? Yes!
From,
Vanessa
Dear Target,
Sorry for the Level 10 meltdown I had when I couldn't find the Advil. I wish I could promise that it will never happen again but I'm clearly emotionally unstable.
Still love me?
Vanessa
Dear Readers,
I hope you have a great weekend! Thanks for sticking with me! I adore you.
xoxo,
Vanessa
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Nora Ephron
Nora Ephron will be greatly missed. She was always like a female version of John Hughes for me. So incredibly talented. Her movies taught me how to feel....and coming from me who has the heart of the Grinch (pre-growing 3 sizes), that is a big deal. In her memory I thought I would share some of my favorite moments brought to us by Nora.
"I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night...I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible"
Tears. Every single time.
2. You've Got Mail - Ending
1. When Harry Met Sally - Ending
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"I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night...I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible"
Tears. Every single time.
2. You've Got Mail - Ending
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"I wanted it to be you. I wanted it to be you so badly"
Ugh. Feelings!
Ugh. Feelings!
3. Sleepless In Seattle - Ending
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"Shall we?"
Uggghhhhhh
Uggghhhhhh
4. Mixed Nuts - this is just one part...the entire movie is just...amazing
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5. You've Got Mail - What If
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"Hey...how about some coffee or...you know drinks or, dinner, or a movie...for as long as we both shall live."
I cried just watching that again. You guys....
"Hey...how about some coffee or...you know drinks or, dinner, or a movie...for as long as we both shall live."
I cried just watching that again. You guys....
Such an amazing voice. I could watch her movies over and over and never get tired of them.
Thank you Ms. Ephron for sharing your talent and passion with us.
"All this nothing has meant more to me than so many...somethings"
-You've Got Mail
Tuesday, June 26, 2012
Just a quick note...
Hey guys! Just a quick post to let you know I'm now on Bloglovin so you can follow me there! Yay let's follow each other everywhere!
Seriously...I'm super co-dependent. I need you.
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One Tree Hill - The Playlist
So FINALLY here it is! This is my ultimate OTH playlist. Most of the music I listen to has been influenced by the music I heard on this show. So many memories flood through my mind when I hear the bars of certain songs. It's funny when I was making this list I was able to see what seasons or episodes of the show I connected with more and where I was at emotion-wise during certain periods in my life. This was a very fun project for me...so here we go!
Season 1
Gavin DeGraw - I Don't Wanna Be
Dashboard Confessional - Hands Down 1.00
Gavin DeGraw - Belief 1.01
Switchfoot - Dare You To Move 1.07
Belle and Sebastian - If She Wants Me 1.14
Ben Jelen - Come On 1.14
Five For Fighting - 100 Years 1.16
Snow Patrol - Run 1.21
Season 2
Tyler Hilton - We all know how I feel about every Tyler Hilton song. I'm putting him by himself (no specific song...I love them all) on Season 2 because that's when we first saw him
Keane - Everybody's Changing 2.02
Doctor Kosmos - Holiday 2.08 (I added this song just for nostalgia reasons...my sister and I still crack up every time we hear this song. And I KNOW you can picture the scene this song plays in the second you hear it...)
Patty Griffin - Rowing Song 2.09
Rachael Yamagata - Be Be Your Love 2.09
Jimmy Eat World - 23 2.10
Anna Nalick- Wreck Of The Day 2.12
Citizen Cope - Son's Gonna Rise 2.19
Ray LaMontagne - Hold You In My Arms 2.20 (this show introduced me to Ray LaMontagne and I couldn't be more grateful. No other artist's music touches me the way his does...)
Tegan and Sara - Walking With a Ghost 2.21
Audioslave- Be Yourself 2.23
Season 3
MoZella - Light Years Away 3.01
Nada Surf - Always Love 3.03
Marjorie Fair - Empty Room 3.04
Shout Out Louds - Please Please Please 3.06
Bethany Joy Lenz - Halo 3.09
Jimmy Eat World - Disintegration 3.09
Strays Don't Sleep - For Blue Skies 3.09
The Replacements - Here Comes A Regular 3.13
The Weepies - World Spins Madly On 3.13
Michelle Featherstone - God Bless The Child (I put the actual scene for this one because I don't think there is anything more powerful) 3.16
Slow Runner - Break Your Mama's Back 3.17
Devics - If We Cannot See (I put the actual scene for this one too...because it gives me chills and makes me sob) 3.17
Iron and Wine & Calexico - He Lays In the Reins 3.19
The Fray - Look After You 3.20
Michelle Featherstone - Coffee and Cigarettes 3.21
Susie Suh - Seasons Change 3.22
Augustana - Boston 3.22
Led Zeppelin - Babe I'm Gonna Leave You 3.22
Season 4
Placebo - Post Blue 4.03
The Wreckers - Lay Me Down 4.08
8MM - Forever and Ever Amen 4.10
La Rocca - Non Believer 4.10
Priscilla Ahn - Dream 4.11
The Kooks- Naive 4.12
Mother Love Bone - Chloe Dancer/Crown Of Thorns 4.13
Vega4 - Life Is Beautiful 4.15
Paolo Nutini - Last Request 4.20
Ray LaMontagne - Within You 4.21
Season 5
Missy Higgins - Where I Stood 5.05
Band of Horses - No One's Gonna Love You 5.06
A Fine Frenzy - Ashes and Wine 5.08
Susie Suh - Give Me Heart 5.08
Eric McCarley - Pitter Pat 5.08
Jeff Cohen feat. Bethany Joy - Leaving Town Alive 5.14
Season 6
Civil Twilight - Quiet In My Town 6.03
The Black Keys - Psychotic Girl 6.07
St. Lola In the Fields - Don't Say 6.11
Edith Backlund - Sincerely Hope It's You 6.14
Rosi Golan - Hazy 6.14
Skyler Stonestreet - My Favorite Song 6.20
Manchester Orchestra - I Can Feel a Hot One 6.20
Rosi Golan - Come Around 6.24
Marshall Tucker Band - Can't You See 6.24
Kate York - Begin You 6.24
Wakey! Wakey! - War Sweater 6.24
Season 7
Noisettes - Never Forget You 7.04
The Avett Brothers - I and Love and You 7.07
Noah and The Whale - Blue Skies 7.12
Everly - Flying Machine 7. 13
Fay Wolf - God Knows (if you ever get a chance to re-watch the scene that this song plays in...it's the one where Taylor comes back to talk to Lydia before she dies, it is the scene I most relate with in quite possibly the entire series. I have always felt very much like Taylor and this scene breaks me to pieces. It's beautiful) 7.18
Olin and the Moon - Not In Love 7.20
Wakey! Wakey! - Light Outside 7.22
Mumford and Sons - Timshel 7. 22
Nashville Skyline - Carry You Home 7.22
Season 8
Ry Cuming - Home 8.02
Bowerbirds - Crooked Lust 8.08
City and Colour - Northern Wind 8.15
The Civil Wars - Poison and Wine 8.18
Ok Sweetheart - Home 8.21
Christina Perri - Arms 8.21
Season 9
Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds - If I Had A Gun.. 9.07
Damien Rice - Cold Water 9.08
Brooke Annibale - I Believe 9.11
Michael Logen - Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye 9. 11
Cary Brothers - Free Like You Make Me 9.12
Rosi Golan - Everything Is Brilliant 9.12
Blind Pilot - Half Moon (HAD to post the actual scene for this one...it's the reason why this song also makes me cry and get a knot in my stomach) 9.13
U2 - One Tree Hill (oh my heart....) 9.13
Well there ya go! I hope you enjoyed it! Sorry it took forever but...can ya see why? This show literally shaped my entire world of music.
Anything you want to add? Let me know!
xoxo
Monday, June 25, 2012
Weekend Collage
Weekend Collage by vanessanelson featuring rhinestone drop earrings
Hello hello! I hope you all had a great weekend! I'm on my last couple of days of vacation and I'm so sad about it....going back to work after vacation is always the worst. I did get to enjoy a fun night at a beautiful wedding reception and fun times with my friends Jack and Karyn. We always have a blast when the 3 of us are together.
Right now a few things I'm obsessed with:
1. The neon summer nail colors by Dior....LOVING neon polish!
2. 7 Day Scrub by Clinique...the BEST exfoliator in the entire world. Seriously amazing.
3. Covet by Sarah Jessica Parker...an old fragrance but one of my absolute favorites!
4. Ed Sheeran....have any of you listened to his music? I downloaded his album last week and can't stop listening. Wonderful, beautiful, highly recommend.
I got a comment last week from a reader asking about my One Tree Hill music playlist post....it's coming tomorrow! Sorry it's taken so long but there is a LOT of music from OTH and I've been trying to sort it all out and how I want to break it down etc...it's been a longer work in progress than I thought!
Hope you all had a great weekend as well!
xoxo
Vanessa
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
A Jon Hamm Moment
And now we interrupt your regularly scheduled blog viewing for a Jon Hamm moment
Look at his stupid face sitting in that stupid boat with his stupid comics section and his stupid bare feet and his stupid hair and his stupid plaid pants and his STUPID PERFECT FACE. And he's all "Hey, I'm Jon Hamm, I was just sitting in this boat reading the paper like I don't give any cares....and I'm saving a spot for you...."
ugh.
This has been a Jon Hamm moment. As you were.
Look at his stupid face sitting in that stupid boat with his stupid comics section and his stupid bare feet and his stupid hair and his stupid plaid pants and his STUPID PERFECT FACE. And he's all "Hey, I'm Jon Hamm, I was just sitting in this boat reading the paper like I don't give any cares....and I'm saving a spot for you...."
ugh.
This has been a Jon Hamm moment. As you were.
Tuesday, June 19, 2012
- Sorcha Richardson - I Heart NYC
- Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros - Man On Fire
- Regina Spektor - Don't Leave Me (Ne Me Quitte Pas)
- Whitney Houston - How Will I Know
- Scissor Sisters - Only The Horses
- Karmin - Brokenhearted
- Alex Clare - Too Close
- Grouplove - Tongue Tied
- Cage The Elephant - Shake Me Down
- Jon McLaughlin - Falling
- Carrie Underwood - Two Black Cadillacs
- Grace Potter & The Nocturnals - The Lion the Beast the Beat
- John Mayer - Fool To Love You
Yay an actual playlist! I've been listening to some really really good music lately so I'm happy to share it with you!
Doesn't being a grown up kinda...suck? I'm working like CRAZY and I just signed contracts to move into an apartment! Not the first time I've lived away from home buuuuttt...the first time I've paid for it by myself!
Too many grown up things.
I'm exhausted.
xoxo
Monday, June 18, 2012
Weekend Collage
Weekend Collage by vanessanelson featuring a lip treatment
I hope you all had a great weekend! Been super busy at work but I did get to have a night of fun on Saturday. My friend Karyn and I ran around all over town and then hung out with some of her friends and watched "Lady In Black"....um...did y'all see that movie??? I had to sleep on the couch it gave me such a bad case of the spooks! I ALWAYS get peer pressured into watching scary movies and I always regret it. We did have some good laughs though! Now I'm getting ready for my vacation starting on Wednesday!!! I'm so excited.
So...hopefully....look forward to a whole week of consistent blog posts! :)
Have a good one!
xoxo
P.S. Are you as obsessed with the bubble necklace in my collage as I am? Did you know that right now you have a chance to win one in an amazing giveaway?
Check it out HERE and good luck! :)
Tuesday, June 12, 2012
First Birchbox!
Hey guys! Sorry it's been awhile. You know that saying "Mo money, mo problems!"...well it's true. Life has been INSANE the last couple weeks with my new job so I'm gonna be honest...I probably won't be posting as much....(wahhhhhhh). BUT I have something fun and exciting to talk about and share with you! I got a suggestion from a follower on Instagram, Anecia, to post about Birchbox.
Birchbox is fantastic and a must have for any makeup/skin care/beauty lover. So let me tell you all about it...
Birchbox is a monthly box of samples, goodies, and even full size products that show up right on your front door step. It's 9.99 a month but it's well worth it! Each month has a different theme and the goodies inside the box with go with that theme. AND there are a variety of different products for each box, so your box may differ from a friends box each month. You fill out a profile and they do try to tailor samples to your specific wants/needs/etc...
So I got my first Birchbox for June and let me show it to you!
It comes in a pink box (adorbs alert!)
And then inside there is a super cute box too (double adorbs!)
And then your samples!
This month I got....
It also comes with a little card describing the theme
and then on the back it tells you about the products and how much they are each worth which is great because you see the value of your 10 bucks!
I HIGHLY recommend signing up!
Just click on this link HERE and it will show that I referred you!
And from what I'm hearing about the JULY BOX you are DEFINITELY going to want to sign up before then!
Let me know if you sign up and what you think! I would love to hear your feedback. So far I'm incredibly happy and wouldn't share it with you if I didn't think it was worth it!
xoxo
ALSO I know a lot of you are already following THE DIME DIARY but if you aren't, get yourselves on over there and start! Morgan is doing a PHENOMENAL giveaway right now. Like seriously....it's an item I've been coveting for FOREVER. So follow!!!! And tell your friends on Facebook and Pinterest! She needs 100 followers to keep the blog going and keep doing awesome giveaways!
Y'all are the best!!! :)
Birchbox is fantastic and a must have for any makeup/skin care/beauty lover. So let me tell you all about it...
Birchbox is a monthly box of samples, goodies, and even full size products that show up right on your front door step. It's 9.99 a month but it's well worth it! Each month has a different theme and the goodies inside the box with go with that theme. AND there are a variety of different products for each box, so your box may differ from a friends box each month. You fill out a profile and they do try to tailor samples to your specific wants/needs/etc...
So I got my first Birchbox for June and let me show it to you!
It comes in a pink box (adorbs alert!)
And then inside there is a super cute box too (double adorbs!)
And then your samples!
This month I got....
Hair Rules Volumizing Shampoo
2 La Fresh Oil-Fre Face Cleanser wet wipes
theBalm cosmetics Stainiac in "Beauty Queen"
it's a two-in-one lip and cheek stain! Super cute!
tili Bag for travel...also SUPER CUTE
Set of winks by Georgie false lashes!!! Amazing!
It also comes with a little card describing the theme
and then on the back it tells you about the products and how much they are each worth which is great because you see the value of your 10 bucks!
I HIGHLY recommend signing up!
Just click on this link HERE and it will show that I referred you!
And from what I'm hearing about the JULY BOX you are DEFINITELY going to want to sign up before then!
Let me know if you sign up and what you think! I would love to hear your feedback. So far I'm incredibly happy and wouldn't share it with you if I didn't think it was worth it!
xoxo
ALSO I know a lot of you are already following THE DIME DIARY but if you aren't, get yourselves on over there and start! Morgan is doing a PHENOMENAL giveaway right now. Like seriously....it's an item I've been coveting for FOREVER. So follow!!!! And tell your friends on Facebook and Pinterest! She needs 100 followers to keep the blog going and keep doing awesome giveaways!
Y'all are the best!!! :)
Monday, June 4, 2012
Weekend Collage
Weekend Collage by vanessanelson featuring clinique lip gloss
I hope you all had a great weekend! I had my last day at Lancome. Bittersweet. Lancome is an amazing company to work for and I will miss everyone there but I"m excited to start my new adventure at Clinique! Had a very low key Sunday, watching ER and the NBA finals (GO CELTICS!)
How did you spend your weekend?
xoxo
Vanessa
p.s. if you haven't already downloaded Regina Spektor's new album....DO IT. So good!
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Everything you ever wanted to (or didn't want to) know about me and One Tree Hill
So I'm finally posting my OTH master post. As a lot of you know I recently started watching this show again from the very beginning and wow...what a nostalgic journey it has been. I know that to some it may seem silly to have so many emotions tied into a TV show. A TV show for teenagers that originally aired on the WB nonetheless. To you I say, watch one episode. Just one. It has more heart in that one episode than most shows these days do in their entire series run. It's honest, real, moving, funny, relevant. So I went online and there is a whole post of questions about OTH favorites that I thought I would share along with some favorite moments AND a OTH playlist consisting of all my favorite songs from the show (thanks to my BFF Beth for that idea).
OTH QUESTIONS
Favorite Male character?
Nathan Scott. I love the evolution he makes throughout the seasons. I'm also currently having a fight with my shallow girl side who wants to say "plus he's super hot"
Favorite Female character
Brooke Davis. She is amazing. In the episode when they are going to make a movie based on "An Unkindness of Ravens" Julian gives her the sides on the character "Brooke Davis" which describes her to a T
"Gorgeous brunette with an amazing energy and smile. Funny. Intelligent. Kind-hearted. Strong Headed. Simple. Complicated. Motherly. Childish. Tough. Sensitive. Beautiful."
Your favorite couple
I adore Nathan and Haley. They are wonderful BUT (and don't hate me for saying this) they got on my nerves sometimes! So.....I'm gonna have to say Brooke/Julian
Your favorite friendship
All the friendships are so great on this show....Peyton/Haley, Lucas/Haley, Nathan/Lucas, Brooke/Haley, Clay/Nathan, Brooke/Millie, Mouth/Jimmy but I think the ultimate for me is of course Brooke/Peyton. I have to choose them because there is something so special about your best best girlfriend that can't be replaced by anything else.
Your favorite actor
Paul Johansson. Hands down. He's flawless!
Your favorite actress
Sophia Bush and Bethany Joy
Your favorite season
Seasons 3-4 were the BEST (I also really really enjoyed the 9th and final season)
Your least favorite season
Season 5....it felt strange.
Your favorite episode
THIS IS HARD but my Top 4 are
1. With Tired Eyes, Tired Minds, and Tired Souls We Slept
2. Danny Boy
3. You Have To Be Joking (Autopsy of the Devil's Brain)
4. Bridge Over Troubled Water
Your favorite quote
Favorite CODA
The final one. It doesn't get any better than when the chords of U2's song "One Tree Hill" start playing and you see the original 3 cast members flashing back to high school...chills and tears every time.
Your favorite song played on One Tree Hill
Strays Don't Sleep - For Blue Skies
Changed my life.
All time favorite One Tree Hill scene
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The end of Season 4 is just the most beautiful scene. It makes me sob every time I watch it. You can feel the same feelings they would be feeling at the end of high school. The same feelings we've all felt...excitement, fear, longing. Love love love
I'll finish my playlist post tomorrow! While we're on the subject, I know a lot of you come from an OTH fanbase. Any other favorite moments or memories you want to share? Leave me a comment!
OTH QUESTIONS
Favorite Male character?
Nathan Scott. I love the evolution he makes throughout the seasons. I'm also currently having a fight with my shallow girl side who wants to say "plus he's super hot"
Favorite Female character
Brooke Davis. She is amazing. In the episode when they are going to make a movie based on "An Unkindness of Ravens" Julian gives her the sides on the character "Brooke Davis" which describes her to a T
"Gorgeous brunette with an amazing energy and smile. Funny. Intelligent. Kind-hearted. Strong Headed. Simple. Complicated. Motherly. Childish. Tough. Sensitive. Beautiful."
Your favorite couple
I adore Nathan and Haley. They are wonderful BUT (and don't hate me for saying this) they got on my nerves sometimes! So.....I'm gonna have to say Brooke/Julian
Your favorite friendship
All the friendships are so great on this show....Peyton/Haley, Lucas/Haley, Nathan/Lucas, Brooke/Haley, Clay/Nathan, Brooke/Millie, Mouth/Jimmy but I think the ultimate for me is of course Brooke/Peyton. I have to choose them because there is something so special about your best best girlfriend that can't be replaced by anything else.
Your favorite actor
Paul Johansson. Hands down. He's flawless!
Your favorite actress
Sophia Bush and Bethany Joy
Seasons 3-4 were the BEST (I also really really enjoyed the 9th and final season)
Your least favorite season
Season 5....it felt strange.
Your favorite episode
THIS IS HARD but my Top 4 are
1. With Tired Eyes, Tired Minds, and Tired Souls We Slept
2. Danny Boy
3. You Have To Be Joking (Autopsy of the Devil's Brain)
4. Bridge Over Troubled Water
Your favorite quote
"Every once in awhile, people step up, they rise above themselves. Sometimes they surprise you and sometimes they fall short. Life is funny sometimes. It can push pretty hard but if you look close enough, you can find hope in the words of children, in the bars of a song, and in the eyes of someone you love. And if you're lucky, if you're the luckiest person on this entire planet, the person you love decides to love you back."
- Everyday Is A Sunday Evening (Season 4)
Favorite CODA
The final one. It doesn't get any better than when the chords of U2's song "One Tree Hill" start playing and you see the original 3 cast members flashing back to high school...chills and tears every time.
Your favorite song played on One Tree Hill
Strays Don't Sleep - For Blue Skies
Changed my life.
All time favorite One Tree Hill scene
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The end of Season 4 is just the most beautiful scene. It makes me sob every time I watch it. You can feel the same feelings they would be feeling at the end of high school. The same feelings we've all felt...excitement, fear, longing. Love love love
I'll finish my playlist post tomorrow! While we're on the subject, I know a lot of you come from an OTH fanbase. Any other favorite moments or memories you want to share? Leave me a comment!
Monday, May 28, 2012
Weekend Collage (and the big announcement!)
my weekend by vanessanelson featuring logo watches
I hope you all have had a good weekend so far and that you are gearing up for the THREE DAY WEEKEND!! I love 3 day weekends. It's like when you pay for one packet of peanut butter M&M's in the vending machine and two accidentally pop out! It's the best!
I will (for once) not be working on Memorial Day!! Instead I will be spending it (literally) in Park City and I'm very excited. I hope you enjoy your extra day!
I spent a lot of my weekend listening to 60's rock. I LOVE 60's rock music. Bob Dylan, The Zombies, Blue Oyster Cult, Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Jefferson Airplane, Doobie Brothers....can't get enough. If you've never listened to 60's rock...give it a try. It does not disappoint.
You may notice that I am subtly trying to hint at the big news that I've been gearing up to announce for practically 2 months now.....can you guess what it is? I'll give you a minute....I'll be Googling pictures of babies in kangaroo costumes while you think.....
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Did you guess???
Well for those of you who were also Googling pictures of babies in kangaroo costumes instead of guessing (I don't blame you) the big announcement is......
I got a promotion at work!!! I am the new COUNTER MANAGER of the CLINIQUE counter!!!
ARE YOU FREAKING OUT????
Me too.
I'm so excited to embark on this new adventure! Any good news you want to share?
I'd love to hear it!!
xoxo
Vanessa
Friday, May 25, 2012
Help Wanted
I hate when magazines rag on celebrities for being "high maintenance". If I had that kind of power I would totally abuse it too. There are so many things in life that I would be great at making other people do instead. I've (削除) wasted (削除ここまで) dedicated a lot of time thinking about how I would manipulate people into being my personal assistant and what their job would entail.
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PERSONAL ASSISTANT TO VANESSA LOUISE NELSON
BY SIGNING THIS CONTRACT I HEREBY AGREE TO THE FOLLOWING TERMS & CONDITIONS
1. Ms. Nelson would like to be referred to as "Mrs. Timberlake"
2. No eye contact whatsoever
3. The weather can cause Ms. Nelson to be temperamental. You need to be prepared to cater to her needs if and when she calls upon you. This may include (but is not limited to) buckling her seatbelt when it's hot outside, commanding the rain to cease, making several trips (a day) to Maverick to replenish her thirst (ONLY juicy peach green tea will suffice), tell her she looks pretty when the dry dry air is causing her hair to be unruly etc..
4. Laugh at her jokes even (ha as if) they aren't funny. She needs to be validated constantly. Anything less will cause her to slip into a deep depression.
5. When she has received a voicemail it is your job to listen to it, delete it, and then relay the message to her. She hates to be bothered with human interaction as well as the notifications that pop up on her phone. THOSE NOTIFICATIONS SHOULD ALWAYS BE TAKEN CARE OF.
6. Everyday at 4:00, no matter where she is, she will require an ice cold Diet Coke. Fountain Diet Coke to be exact. She will only drink it if there is pebbled ice and it's in a soft Styrofoam cup. Always give her a fluorescent pink bendy straw.
7. Ms. Nelson tends to overreact 90% of the time. It is your job to justify her behavior and ratify her emotions. i.e.: if she gets teary eyed while talking about Titanic, an appropriate response would be asking if she wants to watch it while braiding her hair. If she gets angry because someone asks her a stupid question, stay quiet and let her yell out a few choice words. Then, applaud her for being honest with her emotions. If she has a bad face day stroke her ego until she semi-blushes and then text her pictures of Ryan Gosling.
8. She needs theme music to walk into every room. Examples include (but are not limited to) The Saved by the Bell theme song, "Don't Stop Believin" by Journey, Dirrty by Christina Aguilera, and "What Up Gangsta" by 50 Cent
9. No one is ever prettier than her. Ever.
10. Occasionally while driving Ms. Nelson will want to loudly sing a power ballad. This power ballad is ALWAYS a duet, no questions asked. Ms. Nelson is always the girl part.
11. Ms. Nelson must always be fully stocked on NyQuil and Excederin PM. Please keep her phone away while she's under the influence of any or all.
12. Newsies must be watched, quoted, and all songs sang to. All the time.
13. Never bring Ms. Nelson around Wal-Marts or high school girls, you will be terminated immediately.
COMPENSATION
You will be paid never and benefits are short (and rare) compliments and a handful of aspirin if you have a sick day.
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
I am normal.
- Train - Drive By
- Nicki Minaj - Starships
- Kenny Chesney - Come Over
- Bob Seger - We've Got Tonight
- Stevie Nicks - Stand Back
- When In Rome - The Promise
- The Lumineers - Ho Hey
- Fiona Apple - Every Single Night
- Jason Reeves - More In Love With You
- Lee Brice - Hard To Love
- Fleetwood Mac - Silver Springs
- The Naked And Famous - Punching In A Dream
I can't wait for gift to be over. Today I could barely get out of bed and while my first thought was that clearly I had heart cancer, I then remembered that we were in gift....which is kind of WORSE.
So I'm doing what any stable human being would do....continuing to watch One Tree Hill from the beginning and sobbing.
I am normal.
Any other good music? Send it my way! And to those who have emailed me volunteering to do a guest post...I got the emails. I will be getting back to you shortly...and THANK YOU.
xoxo
Monday, May 21, 2012
Weekend Collage
my weekend by vanessanelson featuring a chiffon dress
Hi guys!
I hope you had a good weekend! Lancome is in gift right now so that's what has been keeping us apart...
Hope you haven't missed me too much ;)
xoxo
Vanessa
P.S. Did you guys watch SNL last night and the send off for Kristen Wiig? Did you BAWL YOUR EYES OUT like I did?
If not...congratulations on being more emotionally stable than me (and also probably dead inside)
Thursday, May 10, 2012
Summer Make Up Essentials
make up stuff by vanessanelson featuring a cream eye shadow
1) Clinique BB Cream -37ドル
Love the lightweight texture. It helps correct skin tone, hydrates, and protects!
2) Dior Bronzing Powder - 46ドル
LOVE a great bronzer all year round but especially in summer. I usually like to get a matte one just because you can add shimmer with your blush.
3) Nars "The Multiple" Cream Blush -39ドル
Love love love this blush! Super easy to use and the perfect shades.
4) Bobbi Brown Cream Shadows - 24ドル
I like using cream shadows in the summer because they are lightweight and natural looking.
5) Make Up Forever Aqua Eyes Liner - 18ドル
One of the smoothest eyeliners I've ever used. It's good to have a waterproof one in the summer because there's more opportunities for it to run (humidity, sweat, swimming)
6) Laura Mercier Lip Glace - 24ドル
Seriously the best gloss EVER. My favorite shade is "Opal" because it's a gorgeous beige/pink. It's perfection. These glosses are lightweight, not sticky....amazing.
I know a lot of these are pricey so.....I made ANOTHER set of summer essentials just because I love you!
Untitled #42 by vanessanelson featuring revlon cosmetics
1) Revlon PhotoReady Airbrush Mousse Foundation - 10ドル.49
I love the PhotoReady line from Revlon. I think it's one of the best that drugstore brands have to offer. The mousse make up is super lightweight, has good coverage, and a little goes a long way.
2) Maybelline Fit Me Bronzer - 4ドル.49
Matte finish, 3 different shades. The staying power isn't the best but it works well for the price!
3) Sonia Kashuk Creme Blush - 9ドル.89
Sonia Kashuk is a make up artist who developed a line of cosmetics for Target. I LOVE her products. Good quality without the high price tag. Her cream blush is FABULOUS.
4) Revlon Illuminance Cream Shadow - 4ドル.94
Before I worked at a department store cosmetics counter...these were the only shadows I used! I love them. Not a lot of staying power but I bet if you splurged on a really good eyeshadow base, these would stay on a lot better.
5) Cover Girl Lash Blash 24H Liner - 6ドル.99
Love the precision point on the liner and the fact that it's long lasting!
6) Revlon Colorburst Lip Butter - 6ドル.49
My friend Morgan introduced me to these and I'm OBSESSED. Wears so comfortably...almost like a balm but has great great color! My faves so far are: Strawberry Shortcake, Cherry Tart, and Raspberry Pie
Everyone should own at LEAST one of these.
I hope this post was helpful! I'll be doing more of these so if you have any questions or tips you'd like to see...let me know!
xoxo
Wednesday, May 9, 2012
Instagram and a Playlist
Sorry I've been M.I.A. this week (missing in action...not a female gangsta. I don't fly like paper OR get high like planes). I've been on a little adventure and until today I haven't had internet access but I'M BACK with an Instagram update and a few songs that I'm loving right now!
Dog sitting this cute little demon
Bubblegum pink nails and coconut water? Life is perfect.
Got a new mascara Diorshow Iconic by Dior...I think I like it
(pricey though...looking for a cheaper alternative)
Morgan is clearly obsessed with me. Her phone knew what she really meant.
All my OTH fans out there will know why THIS was a very exciting day
CURRENTLY PLAYING:
Andy Grammer - Fine By Me
Imagine Dragons - Radioactive
Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds - If I Had A Gun
Blind Pilot - Half Moon
Gavin DeGraw - Soldier
The Horrible Crowes - I Believe Jesus Brought Us Together
Brand New - The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot
Switchfoot - Vice Versus
Brooke Annibale - I Believe
Michael Logen - Goodbye, Goodbye
Boy & Bear - My Only One
Cary Brothers - Can't Take My Eyes Off You
Alex Clare - Too Close
City and Colour - Sorrowing Man
Have a good one!
xoxo
P.S. I have some SUPER exciting news to share with everyone soooonn!!!!
Friday, May 4, 2012
Friday Letters
Dear Disney Cruise Line,
Using "Under The Sea" as your theme song is not very reassuring.
Sincerely,
Vanessa
Dear Florence + The Machine,
Thanks for "Shake It Out" buuuttt I've really gotta stop listening to it in public because I keep pretending I'm in a music video and lip syncing for my life.
Love,
Vanessa
Dear Food Network,
WAYS TO IMPROVE DINERS, DRIVE-INS, AND DIVES 1) Fire Guy Fieri 2) Hire me as host 3) Bring all the food to my house 4) No cameras.
Think about it.
Vanessa
Dear Everyone,
Raise your hand if you haven't had to use "proofs" in real life situations and then use that hand to smack your old math teacher.
I mean really.
Vanessa
Dear Kristen Stewart,
You seem like one of those missing milk carton kids who was raised by their kidnapper. Smile every once in awhile will ya!?
Vanessa
Dear Dominos,
I really appreciate your commitment to reminding everyone how crappy your food used to be.
Keep up the good work.
Vanessa
Dear Ke$ha,
Who exactly ARE these lovesick crackheads you're talking about?
Sincerely,
Vanessa
Dear Readers.
Thanks for spending the week with me (even though I wasn't around all that often....we already know I'm the worst....forgive me?) I adore you all and you're all fabulous and wonderful! By the way....my friend Morgan from The Dime Diary did a guest post over at The Sparkle Fashion Blog! Check it out HERE...soooo good! Have a great weekend!
xoxo,
Vanessa
Using "Under The Sea" as your theme song is not very reassuring.
Sincerely,
Vanessa
Dear Florence + The Machine,
Thanks for "Shake It Out" buuuttt I've really gotta stop listening to it in public because I keep pretending I'm in a music video and lip syncing for my life.
Love,
Vanessa
Dear Food Network,
WAYS TO IMPROVE DINERS, DRIVE-INS, AND DIVES 1) Fire Guy Fieri 2) Hire me as host 3) Bring all the food to my house 4) No cameras.
Think about it.
Vanessa
Dear Everyone,
Raise your hand if you haven't had to use "proofs" in real life situations and then use that hand to smack your old math teacher.
I mean really.
Vanessa
Dear Kristen Stewart,
You seem like one of those missing milk carton kids who was raised by their kidnapper. Smile every once in awhile will ya!?
Vanessa
Dear Dominos,
I really appreciate your commitment to reminding everyone how crappy your food used to be.
Keep up the good work.
Vanessa
Dear Ke$ha,
Who exactly ARE these lovesick crackheads you're talking about?
Sincerely,
Vanessa
Dear Readers.
Thanks for spending the week with me (even though I wasn't around all that often....we already know I'm the worst....forgive me?) I adore you all and you're all fabulous and wonderful! By the way....my friend Morgan from The Dime Diary did a guest post over at The Sparkle Fashion Blog! Check it out HERE...soooo good! Have a great weekend!
xoxo,
Vanessa
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
Guest Blogger Playlist
Hey guys! I'd like to introduce you all to my 3rd guest blogger Eilidh!
Hey my name’s Eilidh
I’m going to give you a couple of my favourite songs in a minute
but I thought I would share a couple of facts about me first.
·
I live in Inverness Scotland.
·
I have two adorable indoor rabbits called Buster and
Bessie.
·
My last birthday cake had cooked sausages on it.
·
I’m left handed.
·
I have a lot of trouble sleeping so when I can’t get
to sleep I listen to music and that keeps me sane.
·
I have an addiction to the book bzrk and the bzrk
web series.
Okay I think that’s enough of an intro so I’ll
just get to the playlist I hope you enjoy it.
Amy kuney - thank you for last night. I first heard
one of her songs on One tree hill and I’ve loved her ever since
Bobby Darin - start of something big I was reading
a book called for one more day by Mitch Albom and it mentioned this song.
Jayme Dee - love whiplash. she does amazing song covers
on YouTube.
Deana carter - we danced anyway. I can’t remember how I found out about her but
I’m glad I did.
Grace Potter and the nocturnal – apologies. Yet
another song I heard from One tree hill.
Rozzi crane - song about you. Sometimes I get mixed
up with this song and love song by Sara bareilles because they’re so different.
I’d love to know if you had a favourite of the two.
Jana Kramer - I hope it rains. I think I’ve
listened to this song about two billion times.
The staves – Mexico. I went to one of their concerts without
knowing who they were or what they sounded like because the tickets were cheap
and I didn’t have anything to do on that day. It was definitely worth going.
Peter Gabriel - red rain. I heard this song on
C.S.I. New York the episode was called dead inside.
Regina spektor – Braille I love all of Regina
Spektors songs some of them do have a couple of swears but her voice is amazing.
Lenka – sad song I think this song goes very well
with the next one because they’re so alike.
Jason reeves - you in a song. Girls with glasses
did a nice interview ages ago with him it’s worth checking out.
Kina Grannis - the one you say goodnight to (she also
does amazing song covers on her YouTube channel).
Sorry there’s more than one genre of music here but
that’s what my iPod playlists look like.
Thank you so much for sharing your music with us!!!
If you're interested in being a guest blogger leave me a comment!
xoxo
Monday, April 30, 2012
Weekend Collage
my weekend by vanessanelson featuring a locket necklace
Happy Monday! How was your weekend? Was it GREAT!? I hope so. My One Tree Hill marathon continues and with it has come some super weird dreams.....that's what you get I guess.
We are getting ready to go into gift again at the good ol' Lancome counter! I'll be working a ton this week and then next week is when the craziness starts...this is kind of like pre-gamming before the Super Bowl if it involved crazy women, a diet of Pretzel Bites, and too much caffeine.
Anything exciting or life changing happen to you while we were apart? Let me know! ;)
xoxo
Vanessa
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