Awkward Sleep Ramblings

2010年05月17日T12:36:00.005-05:00

"Put the protective helmet on the snake, it's feeding time," said by my girlfriend at 2am.

2010年04月28日T11:59:00.001-05:00

Supposedly, one night I sat bolt upright in bed and started rubbing my ex's foot.
She woke up, and questioned me. I said, "Those with the biggest feet, get the most to eat", gave her a kiss on the forehead, and passed back out.

2010年04月27日T09:56:00.001-05:00

My wife told me that I once sat up, looked around the room, turned around, got on all fours and shouted, "IT'S NOT ALLOWED TO SNOW IN HERE!"

All Time Favorite Sleep Rambling!

2010年04月26日T23:21:00.000-05:00

My husband and I have been married for 4 years now and he has always said the most random things, but one stands out the most. One night I was still up reading and he was asleep. All of a sudden he kind of sat up and asked me "Do you hear that?" I asked him what he was talking about and he said that he heard a strange noise. I asked him what it sounded like and he said "It sounded like a unicorn getting scooped out of a birthday cake.....??" I still wonder what that sounds like.

2010年04月13日T10:50:00.000-05:00

My sister, who worked at Wendy's at the time, was sleeping during an early morning class. In the middle of the lesson she sat straight up and yelled, "Please don't put me on front register." Then she laid back down on her desk and continued sleeping.

2010年04月08日T14:28:00.001-05:00

Okay, so this was when I was at my sister's apartment...I was sleeping on the couch when suddenly I raised up and whispered(My mother heard) "Put the Banana on hold...the Raspberries are talking to me again. Their saying...Bowchikawow...wheeeeee~" Then I plopped back down.

A couple hours later, I raised up again...this time my father heard me...and I screamed "THE BACON CHEESE CHEESE BACON IS BACON DA BOOBLE DEEEEEE! SAVE THE CHILDREN! WE NEED THE BLUE WHALE KITTEENS!!! AAAAAHHHH!!!" Then once again I plopped back down, then for some reason my father said a few minutes later after that...I kicked the covers off and started grumbling..."The Pizza just laughed at me..."

2010年04月03日T21:28:00.001-05:00

"Did you pick the monkeys up from soccer practice? They aren't in the minivan."

2010年04月03日T21:27:00.001-05:00

According to my mother, she was trying to wake me up and I shouted, "No! Run for your lives! the Cheezels are coming, THE CHEEZELS ARE COMING!" I wish I could remember this dream.

2010年03月31日T11:15:00.001-05:00

My husband: "Imagine dicks."
Me: "Uh... what?"
My husband: "Imagine dicklets all over the floor!"

2010年03月30日T10:02:00.000-05:00

"Papercut the mosquito! PAPERCUT THE MOSQUITO!"

2010年03月29日T15:26:00.000-05:00

"DON'T YOU FROST THAT PIE!"

2010年03月29日T15:25:00.001-05:00

"That's my butthole."

2010年03月27日T12:38:00.002-05:00

After visiting a pet store and seeing a 4000ドル dollar monkey in an adorable dress, I teased my husband that either we could buy the new car we really needed or that monkey. He was not amused but that night in his sleep he said, "Yes Cathy, you can buy the monkey." That was 20 years ago and we still laugh about it to this day!

2010年03月27日T12:38:00.001-05:00

"The blanket is bleeding...."

2010年03月25日T14:50:00.001-05:00

"Dad, wake me up after the button..."

2010年03月24日T18:46:00.001-05:00

My friend's sister went into my friend's room to get something while she was sleeping, then Kirstie (my friend) sat up and said "Take the baby and kick it to its mother". Then she laid back down and carried on sleeping. Haha!

2010年03月24日T00:56:00.002-05:00

My cousin was asleep and I was playing PS2. Then he quietly said "meow..."

2010年03月23日T09:39:00.003-05:00

Me: "Hey, are you awake?"
Friend: "GET THAT LAWN MOWER OFF OF MY CEILING!"

2010年03月23日T09:39:00.001-05:00

"GET IN THE GRASS! GET IN THE GRASS!"

2010年03月22日T12:29:00.001-05:00

"But if the whale sat on WWII, Missouri would be gone!"

2010年03月22日T10:33:00.001-05:00

The doorbell rings at like 9 o'clock and my brother says "I sense a disturbance in the force." He says he has no recollection of that event and I will never let it down.

2010年03月21日T13:57:00.001-05:00

"The Skechers saved me... My sneakers saved my ass goddammit leave me alone."

2010年03月21日T01:20:00.000-05:00

Once when I was in the hospital they had me on some meds. My dad told me I was completely asleep, and just sat straight up and said "Turn right on orange" and then laid back down. He was so confused.

2010年03月20日T07:54:00.002-05:00

My husband tried to wake me up one morning and I told him, "Just let me finish this level first."

2010年03月20日T07:53:00.000-05:00

"But muffins don't DO that...."