HOW TO BECOME THE MOST HATED BAND IN THE WORLD:
Record an album that's nothing but brilliant, catchy instant classics guaranteed popularity and airtime,
[[A man driving in a car, hands off the wheel in sudden surprise and confusion.]]
<<music: So far from hooome but I can't sto-HONK>>
Man: AUGH! WHAT?
With a sample of a car horn, cell phone, or alarm clock inserted randomly in each song.
{{Title text: There are two or three songs out there with beeps in the chorus that sound exactly like the clock radio alarm I had in high school, and hearing it makes me think my life since junior year has been a dream I'm about to wake up from.}}
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