((There's a single large panel. It shows a portion of an advent calendar.))
December 23rd
December 24th 12:00AM
December 24th NOON
December 24th 6:00PM
December 24th 9:00PM
December 24th 10:30PM
December 24th 11:15PM
December 24th 11:37:30PM
December 24th 11:48:45PM
December 24th 11:54:22.5PM
December 24th 11:57:11.25PM
December 24th 11:58:35.63PM
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Zeno's Advent Calendar
{{Title text: I think you could get up to about 11:59:57 before you'd have trouble swallowing the chocolates fast enough. At that point, you'd need some kind of a liquify-and-chug apparatus to get up over the 11:59:59 barrier. Anyway, Merry Christmas!}}
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