I Don't Want Directions
I Don't Want Directions
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[[Full body shot of man on phone.]]
Man: Looking forward to seeing your new place! What's the address? -- Mm hmm. Yes, I'm taking 495. But I have a GPS, so I really just need the street address.
[[Close up.]]
Man: ...then south on 18, okay, but I have a GPS, so if you just want to skip to the street address, I can...
[[Full body shot, facing other direction.]]
Man: Thanks, I'm glad to know Highland Road comes a mile after the big intersection, but I keep saying I
have a GPS,
can you tell me the street address? ... Technically that's just more information on how to get to your place, not the address itself. If you could--
[[Close up again, man writing on pad.]]
Man: ...I appreciate that you want to help, but I'm
ignoring
you and just waiting for the... Listen, I just remembered I need to mail you a letter. What's your address? -- Mhm... okay... Great, Thanks! I'll see you in an hour!
{{Title text: Yes, I understand that the turn is half a mile past the big field, but my GPS knows that, too. This would be easier if you weren't about to ask me to repeat it all back to you.}}
