[[A dude is sitting at his computer.]]
Man: I love getting pacakges.
[[A woman enters.]]
Man: I set up a script to search eBay et. al. (sic) for 1ドル items with free shipping.
[[The man checks his doorstop; a package is waiting for him.]]
Man: I gave it 365,ドル so each day it can buy me something random.
Woman: What if you just end up with lots of crap?
Man: I'll give it away. But I'm sure I'll end up with some interesting stuff.
[[Day 1: Length of rubber hose]]
Man: Could be handy around the house.
[[Day 2: Ski mask]]
Man: It's spring, but hey.
[[Day 3: Bear trap]]
Man: Huh.
[[Day 4: Tourist map of the Pentagon]]
Woman: Uh oh.
[[Day 5: Lube]]
Man: I'm stopping this before I end up on every F.B.I. watch list ever.
{{alt-text: Day six: 'The hell? Who mails a bobcat?'}}
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